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BFDIA 4 Zeeky Boogy Doog-2

BFDIA 4 Zeeky Boogy Doog-2

(Scene: Gelatin, Tennis Ball, Firey and Book on the Eiffel Tower)

Book

Hey, what's that thing we're all battling for?

Tennis Ball

Wait, you actually don't know?

Book

No - I really wish I did!

Firey

Wow.

Book

What?

Firey

I always thought you were well read! HA! Get it?
<Book takes Gelatin's freeze juice...>

Book

And I always thought you were WARM!
<... and injects the freeze juice into Firey>
<Intro>

Book

So, what are we battling for?

Tennis Ball

Dream Island!

Book

Dream Island? That sounds like a disease!

Tennis Ball

Well, it's not. To quote the grey faceless robot: "A whole square mile of paradise, blah blah blah blah" and the winner even gets to decide who gets to come on and who doesn't!

Book

Hey, that sounds great! Well, if it weren't for all the "blah blah blah"s. Thanks for telling me, TB! Now I feel well informed!

Tennis Ball

You mean "well read"! Hyuck, hyuck!
<Book freezes Tennis Ball>

PBSP

It's time for Cake at Stake!

Gelatin

Huh?

PBSP

I said, it's time for Cake at Stake! Get them down for me, Nickel.

Nickel

Uh, I don't think I can. It's an awfully long way up the Eiffel Tower.
<zoom out, showing the Eiffel Tower>

Pin

I'll do it.
<Pin shakes the Eiffel Tower>

Book

What does Pin think she's doing? It's the Eiffel Tower! There is no way she'll shake us off!

Gelatin

Ha ha! She must not be very "well read"!
<Book freezes Gelatin>

Book

Whoa!

Match

Watch!
<Match catches Firey (Ruby's mouth is wide open, in awe)>

Match

See? I saved Firey's life!

Ruby

Wow! You're such a nice person, Match!
<Frozen Tennis Ball hits the ground and shatters into pieces>

Match

TB totally, like, deserves it. He's been so lazy!
<Pencil catches Gelatin (Ruby's mouth is open in awe again)>

Pencil

I'm a lifesaver too!
<The Eiffel Tower shakes, and Book is screaming>
<Book flies off screaming into Golf Ball's underground factory and lands into a vat of "Dream Sauce">

Book

Huh? Dream Sauce?

Nickel

You can stop, Pin, there's no one left on the tower.
<The tower hits a poisoned Yellow Face and shatters Ruby>
<The tower hits the recommended characters, one by one, as they scream in pain>
<TV shows Cake at Stake. Teardrop has the most likes, at 502>

Match

Wow, Teardrop, over 500 likes? OMG, I wish I was that well-liked.

Fries

Spin the wheel already, Teardrop! We don't have all day you lazy little thing...

Pencil

Fries! Teardrop's dead. And so are... you? Um.. You're not dead.

Fries

Gelatin gave me a dose of anti-poison.
<Gelatin thaws out>

Gelatin

Eww! Gross! All soggy!
<Firey thaws and dies in his own unfrozen water>

Nickel

Gelatin, do you have any more anti-poison?

Gelatin

Well, I've only got enough to save one more person..

Nickel

I think we should go for Teardrop, because she has to spin the wheel.

Gelatin

Okay. Go for it.
<Teardrop gets injected with anti-poison>

Nickel

Feeling better, Teardrop?
<she eats Nickel while he screams>

Pencil

What was that?

Gelatin

Well, the side effects of anti-poison DO include the... EATING of one contestant.

Pencil

Oh, great. Fries, who did you eat?

Fries

Spongy?

Pencil

Spongy?

Pencil

Hooray!

Match

Yes!
<Teardrop spins the wheel>

Puffball Speaker Box

You must choose between immunity into the final 15, or a Hand-powered Recovery Center.

Pin

Oh! That's an easy choice, Teardrop! You don't need immunity. Everyone loves you! <and repeated in slow-mo>
<Teardrop chooses (shoots a laser onto) "A Hand-powered Recovery Center">

Gelatin

Match, look out! Hey!
<The HPRC crushes Gelatin whiles his remains get onto Match's body>

Match

OMG! Gelatin is so awful at, like, lifesaving.

Pencil

I know, right? He cut it way too close! He needs to work on his timing.

Match

Well, let's bring Bubble back!
<Match types "Bubble" on the HPRC>
<the HPRC makes a retro noise and loads>
< Match cranks the lever, recovering Bubble>

DiaZZUnknown

Pencil, Match, and Bubble
Yay!
<Bubble pops. The HPRC says "not my fault" for about a millisecond>
<Bubble is recovered again>

Pencil

Bad Bubble! You need to stop dying! I mean, you're just wasting our time!

Bubble

Soirry!

Pin

Out of my way!
<Pin pushes Match and Pencil with her body popping Bubble>

Pin

I gotta get Coiny back!
<Pin cranks the lever and Coiny is recovered>

Fries

I'll bring Gelatin back!
<Fries cranks the lever and Gelatin is recovered>

Gelatin

I'll bring Nickel back.
<Gelatin cranks the lever and Nickel is recovered>

Nickel

I'll bring Yellow Face back.
<Nickel cranks the lever and Yellow Face is recovered>

Yellow Face

I'll bring FIREY back!
<Yellow Face cranks the lever and Firey is recovered>

Firey

I'll bring Tennis Ball back!
Firey cranks the lever and Tennis Ball is recovered.

Tennis Ball

I'll bring Golf Ball back!
Tennis Ball cranks the lever and Golf Ball is recovered.

Golf Ball

I'll bring Ruby back!
Golf Ball cranks the lever and Ruby is recovered.

Ruby

I'll bring Flower back!
Ruby cranks the lever and Flower is recovered.

Flower

Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Gelatin throws a freeze juice syringe on Flower, freezing her.

Gelatin

Don't ever, do that again.

Ruby

Sorry.

Pencil

Yeah, we might just have to expel you from our alliance.

Ruby

Aww, really?!

Pencil

No, JK.

Ruby

Oh, okay then.

Coiny

I'll bring Bomby, Rocky, Bubble, Spongy, and Book back!
Coiny cranks the lever and Bomby, Rocky, Bubble, and Spongy are recovered...
...and the HPRC states that it can't recover Book, as she is still alive.

Coiny

Huh? Book's still alive? That's weird.

Coiny

Alright, now let's see who's going home!!
<TV starts showing the dislikes>
<Needle's bar stops at 210 dislikes and Needle is given a slice of cake>
<Pin's bar stops at 314 dislikes and Pin is given a slice of cake>
<Coiny's bar stops at 387 dislikes and Teardrop's bar goes down to 440>
<The TV makes a blaringly loud ringing sound>

Fries

AHH TURN IT OFF TURN DOWN TURN IT OFF!

Coiny

OMM, that was close.

Coiny

Any first words, Teardrop?
<Teardrop gets flung to the TLC>

Coiny

That's what I thought.
The TLC and LOL close, followed by a lock on the LOL.

Coiny

Now I'm surrounded by pins and needles!

Pin

You mean a pin and a needle!

Needle

Yeah!
<Needle slaps Coiny>

Coiny

What was that? I didn't even call you "Needy".
<she slaps Coiny again>

Needle

Don't call me Needy!

Coiny

Anyway, since we lost Teardrop, we should go for a double dose of new team members.

Pin

'Kay.

Coiny

Bomby, want to join?

Bomby

NOOO!

Coiny

If you don't join, I'll ignite you with Firey.

Bomby

Oh firey!!!

Pin

Yellow Face, want to join?

Yellow Face

Hmmm... <shakes Pin off> I SURE DO!

Coiny

<gasps> Okay, Ruby! We're ready for the contest. Spin the wheel.

Ruby

WILL DO! Wait... it just occurred to me. (flashback plays) If Firey won Dream Island last season, why are we still battling for it?

Coiny

BLAH!

Pencil

Oh that, that's right... Leafy stole Dream Island!

Tennis Ball

Oh no! I forgot! No one knows where Dream Island is!

Nickel

We better send a rescue team to go find it.

Puffball

Wow, I hope they find it! Wow, I hope they find it! wOw, I HoPe tHEy FInd IT!

Golf Ball

People, stop talking! I don't want to hear any more prattle for Dream Island!

Yellow Face

So without Dream Island, we are just battling for... NOTHING?!?!


<Intro again, with text saying Battle For Nothing>


<Ruby spins the wheel>

Ruby

Would you look at that? I knew there'd be a solution!

Golf Ball

T-Team No-Name! We're going to my underground factory to build.

Puffball Speaker Box

Whoa! What are you-? Stop! STOP!

Bubble

Huh?

Puffball Speaker Box

You're not an official BFDI contestant.

Bubble

But, but Pencil...

Puffball Speaker Box

Sorry, you may be alive, but it's, you're not, you're not in BFDI. Here, have a soda. (Bubbly Pop)

Bubble

Thanks!
<meanwhile...>

Pin

Okay, so everyone loves farms, right?

Coiny

Yeah, who doesn't?

Pin

I think our Dream Island should be FARM THEMED!

Yellow Face

YAAAAAY!!!!!
<inside factory>

Fries

So you actually have an underground factory?

Golf Ball

Well, yeah! Why would I not? It encourages inspiration, creation, and innovation. Everyone should have a factory. You should build one, Fries!

Fries

That would be a waste of time, just like yours is!
Golf Ball gasps and kicks Fries into the incinerator

Gelatin

Golf Ball! You just killed Fries! Alright, you need to calm down.
Gelatin uses Freeze Juice on Golf Ball. She drops down into the incinerator

DiaZZUnknown

Factory Employee
GOLF BALL DETECTED! SAFETY NET ACTIVATED!
she unfreezes

Gelatin

Uh, Golf Ball, why do you even have an incinerator?

Golf Ball

That is, that is none of your business!

DiaZZUnknown

Factory Employee
GOLF BALL NO LONGER DETECTED!

Gelatin

<drops into incinerator> AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!

Golf Ball

ALRIGHT then! So here's our plan...

Pencil

"Our plan"? More like your plan. You're too bossy, GB.

Golf Ball

<deep breath> If you don't like this team, why don't you just GET OUT?! Send her to the incinerator, Tennis Ball!

Tennis Ball

Fine.

Pencil

Hey! Hey! No no no! No! No! No! <into the incinerator she goes> AAAAAAAAAAH!!!

Match

OMG, Golf Ball! You did not just, like, do that.

Golf Ball

You want to go there too?

Match

.. No.

Golf Ball

Listen, Match, my factory, MY RULES!
cuts screen to W.O.A.H Bunch

Coiny

What's this?

Pin

They're cattle for Dream Island!
Yellow Face leaves and goes into Golf Ball's Underground Factory

Coiny

And this?

Pin

That's a saddle for Dream Island!

Coiny

Hey! Where's Yellow Face?
inside the factory

Golf Ball

Okay, so I have this vat of Dream Sauce. The first step is to super heat it in the Oven-O-Tron.
pushes it inside the oven

Book

No! Wait! Don't!
superheats the Dream Sauce, frying Book

Golf Ball

Now the Dream Sauce is hot enough. When you pour it on the floor...

Yellow Face

<Goes close to Golf Ball>

Golf Ball

...It should coagulate into Dream Island!

Yellow Face

Too long, didn't listen.

Golf Ball

My vat will pour Dream Island!

Yellow Face

What!? Seriously! How will your vat pour Dream Island? For just $19.95, you can tell me, Yellow Face! How a vat can pour an island!

Golf Ball

Just watch!

Golf Ball

<Kicks Dream Sauce bucket and Dream Sauce pours on the ground> Ugh!
Dream Sauce coagulates into Dream Island and starts glowing

Yellow Face

*from far away* Wow!
cuts to WOAH Bunch

Coiny

Uh oh. Their Dream Island is... glowing.

Pin

What does that mean?

Coiny

It means their Dream Island is amazing! If we want to win, we must destroy it.
Coiny picks up Bomby

Bomby

OH NO!
Coiny tosses Bomby down the stairs to GB's factory
Flower thaws out of the ice due to the sun's rays
Cuts back to Team No-Name

Nickel

Wow Golf Ball, for once I'm actually glad you're on my team!

Golf Ball

Thank you!

Puffball

What should we name our island?

Nickel

Uh, I thought it had to be called Dream Island, 'cause, y'know, it's called Battle For Dream Island.

Ruby

Well, I think it should be called Poopy Mayonnaise! It's got that nice ring to it!

Firey

I've got a better idea! How about Zeeky Boogy Doog?
Bomby falls into the lava and destroys Team No-Name's Dream Island
Cuts to Puffball Speaker Box

Puffball Speaker Box

Time's up.
Puffball Speaker Box goes to WOAH Bunch's Dream Island

Puffball Speaker Box

WOAH Bunch, your Dream Island is awful. I hate farms.

Pin

Oh.

Puffball Speaker Box

However, Team No-Name has no Dream Island, so I guess WOAH Bunch wins.
Coiny and Pin high five, leaving Needle looking sad
Images of the members of Team No-Name appear on-screen with Puffball Speaker Box

Puffball Speaker Box

Rate the members of Team No-Name.
Cuts to Flower and Gelatin at night

Flower

Hey, Gelatin!
Flower stabs Gelatin with a poison bug

Flower

How does that feel?

Gelatin

It feels fine, because I'm immune to bug poison. Duh. The HPRC must have produced you without a brain.
Gelatin freezes Flower with a syringe of freeze juice
Evil Leafy appears above Flower and starts sinking into her
Yellow Face appears

Yellow Face

HELLO!