Ruby: Aww, really?
Pencil: No, JK.
Ruby: Oh, okay then.
Coiny: I'll bring Bomby, Rocky, Bubble, Spongy, and Book back!
Coiny: Huh? Book's still alive? That's weird.
Coiny: Alright, now let's see who's going home!
<TV starts showing the dislikes>
<Needle's bar stops at 210 dislikes and Needle is given a slice of cake>
<Pin's bar stops at 314 dislikes and Pin is given a slice of cake>
<Coiny's bar stops at 387 dislikes and Teardrop's bar goes down to 440>
<The TV makes a blaringly loud ringing sound>
Fries: Ahh! Turn it off! Turn it down! Turn it off!
Coiny: OMM, that was close.
Coiny: Any first words, Teardrop?
<Teardrop gets flung to the TLC>
Coiny: That's what I thought.
Coiny: Now I'm surrounded by pins and needles!
Pin: You mean a pin and a needle!
<Needle slaps Coiny>
Coiny: What was that? I didn't even call you Needy.
<she slaps Coiny again>
Needle: Don't call me Needy!
Coiny: Anyway, since we lost Teardrop, we should go for a double dose of new team members.
Coiny: Bomby, want to join?
Coiny: If you don't join, I'll ignite you with Firey.
Bomby: (unintelligible screaming)
Pin: Yellow Face, want to join?
Yellow Face: Hmmm... <shakes Pin off> I SURE DO!
Coiny: <gasps> Okay, Ruby! We're ready for the contest. Spin the wheel.
Ruby: WILL DO! Wait... it just occurred to me. (flashback plays) If Firey won Dream Island last season, why are we still battling for it?
Pencil: Oh that, that's right... Leafy stole Dream Island!
Tennis Ball: Oh no! I forgot! No one knows where Dream Island is!
Nickel: We better send a rescue team to go find it.
Puffball: Wow, I hope they find it! Wow, I hope they find it! wOw, I HoPe tHEy FInd IT!
Golf Ball: People, stop talking! I don't want to hear any more prattle for Dream Island!
Yellow Face: So without Dream Island, we are just battling for... NOTHING?!?!
<Intro again, with text saying Battle For Nothing>
<Ruby spins the wheel>
Ruby: Would you look at that? I knew there'd be a solution!
Golf Ball: T-Team No-Name! We're going to my underground factory to build.
Puffball Speaker Box: Whoa! What are you-? Stop! Stop!
Puffball Speaker Box: You're not an official BFDI contestant.
Bubble: But, but Pencil...
Puffball Speaker Box: Sorry, you may be alive, but it's, you're not, you're not in BFDI. Here, have a soda. (Bubbly Pop)
Pin: Okay, so everyone loves farms, right?
Coiny: Yeah, who doesn't?
Pin: I think our Dream Island should be FARM THEMED!
Yellow Face: YAY!!!!!
Fries: So you actually have an underground factory?
Golf Ball: Well, yeah! Why would I not? It encourages inspiration, creation, and innovation. Everyone should have a factory. You should build one, Fries!
Fries: That would be a waste of time, just like yours is!
<Golf Ball gasps and kicks Fries into the incinerator>
Gelatin: Golf Ball! You just killed Fries! Alright, you need to calm down.
<Gelatin uses Freeze Juice on Golf Ball. She drops down into the incinerator>
Factory Employee: GOLF BALL DETECTED! SAFETY NET ACTIVATED!
Gelatin: Uh, Golf Ball, why do you even have an incinerator?
Golf Ball: That is, that is none of your business!
Factory Employee: GOLF BALL NO LONGER DETECTED!
Gelatin: <drops into incinerator> GUAAAAAAAAH!!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Golf Ball: ALRIGHT then! So here's our plan...
Pencil: "Our plan"? More like your plan. You're too bossy, GB.
Golf Ball: <deep breath> If you don't like this team, why don't you just GET OUT?! Send her to the incinerator, Tennis Ball!
Tennis Ball: Fine.
Pencil: Hey! Hey! No no no! No! No! No! <into the incinerator she goes> AAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Match: OMG, Golf Ball! You did not just, like, do that.
Golf Ball: You want to go there too?
Golf Ball: Listen, Match, my factory, my rules!
<cuts screen to W.O.A.H Bunch>
Coiny: What's this?
Pin: They're cattle for Dream Island!
<Yellow Face leaves and goes into Golf Ball's Underground Factory>
Coiny: And this?
Pin: That's a saddle for Dream Island!
Coiny: Hey! Where's Yellow Face?
<inside the factory>
Golf Ball: Okay, so I have this vat of Dream Sauce. The first step is to super heat it in the Oven-O-Tron.
<pushes it inside the oven>
Book: No! Wait! Don't!
<superheats the Dream Sauce, frying Book>
Golf Ball: Now the Dream Sauce is hot enough. When you pour it on the floor...
Yellow Face: <Goes close to Golf Ball>
Golf Ball: ...It should coagulate into Dream Island!
Yellow Face: Too long, didn't listen.
Golf Ball: My vat will pour Dream Island!
Yellow Face: What!? Seriously! How will your vat pour Dream Island? For just $19.95, you can tell me, Yellow Face! How a vat can pour an island!
Golf Ball: Just Watch!
Golf Ball: <Kicks Dream Sauce bucket and Dream Sauce pours on the ground> Ugh!
<Dream Sauce coagulates into Dream Island and starts glowing>
Yellow Face: Wow!
<cuts to WOAH Bunch>
Coiny: Uh oh. Their Dream Island is... glowing.
Pin: What does that mean?
Coiny: It means their Dream Island is amazing! If we want to win, we must destroy it.
<Coiny picks up Bomby>
Bomby: OH NO!
<Coiny tosses Bomby down the stairs to GB's factory>
<Flower thaws out of the ice due to the sun's rays>
<Cuts back to Team No-Name>
Nickel: Wow Golf Ball, for once I'm actually glad you're on my team!
Golf Ball: Thank you!
Puffball: What should we name our island?
Nickel: Uh, I thought it had to be called Dream Island, 'cause, y'know, it's called Battle For Dream Island.
Ruby: Well, I think it should be called Poopy Mayonnaise! It's got that nice ring to it!
Firey: I've got a better idea! How about Zeeky Boogy Doog?
<Bomby falls into the lava and destroys Team No-Name's Dream Island>
<Cuts to Puffball Speaker Box>
Puffball Speaker Box: Time's up.
<Puffball Speaker Box goes to WOAH Bunch's Dream Island>
Puffball Speaker Box: WOAH Bunch, your Dream Island is awful. I hate farms.
Puffball Speaker Box: However, Team No-Name has no Dream Island, so I guess WOAH Bunch wins.
<Coiny and Pin high five, leaving Needle looking sad>
<Images of the members of Team No-Name appear on-screen with Puffball Speaker Box>
Puffball Speaker Box: Rate the members of Team No-Name.
<Cuts to Flower and Gelatin at night>
Flower: Hey, Gelatin!
<Flower stabs Gelatin with a poison bug>
Flower: How does that feel?
Gelatin: It feels fine, because I'm immune to bug poison. Duh. The HPRC must have produced you without a brain.
<Gelatin freezes Flower with a syringe of freeze juice>
<Evil Leafy appears above Flower and starts sinking into her>
<Yellow Face appears>
Yellow Face: HELLO!