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Cold Open

Yoyle Needy

A blank screen with a •REC flag is seen.

Ruby

Welcome to day 1127 of our video diary where, today, we'll be eating the gumdrops that we've been collecting over the years.

Ice Cube

Yeah!

Pencil

And that's right! And personally, I'm gonna start with my favorite color, the—wait, Ruby, let me look at the camera.
Pencil removes the lens cap, revealing that FreeSmart is atop the Yoyle Needy.

Pencil

Ruby! You forgot to remove the lens cap this time! How can I trust you to be my camera gem when you mess up simple things like this?

Ruby

Uhh, I don't know what a lens cap is, but I'm sorry.

Bubble

Ruby. A lens cap
Bubble pulls the lens cap from Ice Cube's mouth, making a pop noise.

Bubble

is this circle thing in front of the camera you've to remove before recording.

Ruby

Oh.
Bubble grabs the camera. Pencil tries to interrupt her, to no avail.

Bubble

Oh my bubble blower, I'm gonna eat this green gumdrop, it's, I found it on the ground and I'm pretty sure it's okay, bgom!

Book

Hey, uhh, Ruby, I hate to be too inquisitive, but if you don't know what a lens cap is, is there a chance you've been recording all these video diaries with the lens cap still on?

Ruby

Um... maybe? I mean, I dunno, the world is a pretty strange place, and anything can happen.

Pencil

So that's why nobody has been watching our diary; it's just been a black screen all this time! Oh my tree, all these years of documenting... reduced to shavings!

Ruby

HWA

Pencil

Oh, this is terrible!

Bubble

Mmm, I don't feel bad.

Pencil

Bubble, how can you not feel bad?! Three years of our work has just vanished in an instant!

Bubble

Well, I'm so used to my entire life disappearing in an instant, that it doesn't really affect me anymore.

Main Episode

Opening plays.

Grotato Farm

Pin, colored white, walks up to Fries, who contains a single fry and is gardening.

Pin

Fries! What the corkboard are you doing?

Fries

Isn't it pretty clear, Pin? A'figure it out yourself.

Pin

Uh, nothing's poking out at me.
Fries holds up his one fry.

Fries

Do you see what I have to deal with? This is the last fry! All the others have either rotten away, gotten burned by Firey, or were eaten
Fries holds up Gelatin.

Fries

by Gelatin. So if I wanna stay alive in this hostile Yoyle environment, which, uhh, I kinda wanna do, then I'd better get to work at growing potatoes!

Pin

Ooh, so you're gardening! How cute!

Fries

hnnggggwhoa! Bomby what are you doing here? I haven't heard you say anything in a long time; how many lines do you have in this episode again?

Bomby

Two!

Fries

Hmm, I need help loosening this soil, and this hoe isn't even really helping. Do you think you can help me out a bit?

Bomby

What?

Pin

Fries? What do you mean?

Fries

Oh, you know...
Woody walks up.

Yoyle Needy

Bubble and Ruby are devouring gumdrops. Book and Ice Cube are sitting. Pencil is standing at the railing. Firey can be seen in a cage hanging off the side.

Pencil

Our diary followers have no idea what's happened to us in the last three years.

Bubble

Oh well, it's no big deal. Hoy hoy!

Pencil

They have no clue who was eliminated in BFDIA 6!

Ice Cube

What happened?

Ruby

Oh Icy, it was Puffball, with 1455 dislikes.
Ruby holds up a sheet of paper with the BFDIA 5 VOTES.

Pencil

Wait Ruby, where'd you get those results?

Ruby

It's a secret? You'll never knoooooow!
Ruby runs off, chased by Pencil.

Pencil

Oh, give me that!

Ruby

uhaaahh! Well why don't you come and get it, Pence-Pence?

Pencil

Ruby stop it! This is dangerous!

Ruby

n naananaaana
Pencil falls, but grabs onto the platform.

Firey

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Pencil

Oh hey, Firey. Ruby, now you've done it! Whoa! Pull me up!

Bubble

huuuuuunngh
Bubble attempts to rescue Pencil, but she pops and Pencil falls.

Pencil

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Book

Oh great, not again, okay everybody, sprint down the Yoyle Needy and catch Pencil before she hits the ground!
Book and Ice Cube clammer down the stairs.

Ruby

I know a faster way!
Ruby jumps down the center of the Needy.

Ruby

Wheeeeee!

Book

No, Ruby! You'll die!
Ruby shatters at the bottom of the stairs as Book and Ice Cube arrive just in time to save Pencil.

Book

You're safe and sound with me, Pencil! But don't act so rowdy anymore!

Pencil

Seriously, it was all Ruby's fault.
Bomby explodes offscreen, setting Woody on fire.

Woody

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Ice Cube

I've got to—

Book

No, Ice Cube, you can't! It's too dangerous!
Ice Cube jumps onto Woody, putting out his fire but melting in the process.

Ice Cube

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIII

Book

Wow, that was selfless.

Pencil

Well, now we gotta recover Bubble and Ice Cube from the Hand Powered Recovery Center.

Book

Don't forget Ruby!

Pencil

Wait, how did Ru—ah, whatever. It figures.

Grotato Farm

Pin

Sorry for annoying you earlier, Fries, but I must say... I'm glad you're growing potatoes! I've missed their taste ever since we moved to Yoyleland, since they... don't... grow here. Hold up, I thought potatoes couldn't grow here! Too little sun, or something.

Fries

I was thinking the same thing, but Tennis Ball... oh, Tennis Ball. He developed this new strain called Grotatoes,
Fries pulls out a bag of Grotatoes, which say "BUY!!! Grotatoes! Made by (Tennis Ball) *just seeds"

Fries

that can still grow with slightly less sun. He warns me there might be side effects, but at this point, I'm desperate, so whatever.

Pin

Ooh, Grotatoes? Sounds delicious!

Fries

A'listen. Listen. I don't know what your point is, but these Grotatoes... They're not for eating; they're for meee.

Pin

Sorry. Why is making friends so hard?

Nickel

Hey guys! Whoa! Pin! You lost your color too?! Just... like me..!

Pin

What are you talking about, Nickel? You've always been gray! Anyway, Golf Ball told me she could extract the red pigment from my body and reshape it into my new limbs! Since they have the same chemical structure. Isn't Golf Ball the best? She always knows how to solve everything!

Street

Golf Ball and Tennis Ball are walking down the street.

Golf Ball

I dunno how to solve like anything. So I'm glad we're finally going to be able learn from other scientific endeavors.

Tennis Ball

Hmm, yeah, that sounds nice, but who are these others again? And how do you know whether this building really is what you think it is?

Golf Ball

Well, I think it's a science museum, because the sign says "Science Museum." And we're here now. Let's go in.
They arrive outside the Science Museum, labeled "Science Museum."

Tennis Ball

I really don't think this is necessary.

Golf Ball

It is.

Tennis Ball

But there's so much science to do in the outside world!
Camera pulls out to reveal the large expanse of Yoyle City.

Golf Ball

There is not.

Tennis Ball

Why would you ever want to enter a dilapidated, old building?

Golf Ball

To find science treasure.
Needle runs up.

Needle

Stop right there! What do you think you're doing?

Golf Ball

Needy,
Needle slaps Golf Ball.

Needle

Don't call me Needy!

Golf Ball

Needle, we're going to enter the Science Museum of Yoyle City on our eternal quest to create innovation and creation.

Tennis Ball

...you just said "create creation!"

Needle

Whatever it is, you can't do that!

Golf Ball

Y?

Needle

Uhh, it's secret! But it's because of FreeSmart!

Golf Ball

Needle, why don't you just go slap a few strangers for me; tell you what, they probably called you Needy
Needle slaps Golf Ball.

Golf Ball

behind your back. Come on, TB.
Tennis Ball follows Golf Ball into the Science Museum.

Science Museum

Golf Ball

I wonder what that was all about? Needle's been acting quite loopy lately. But look at this place! It's got treasure just waiting to be

Golf Ball

stolen.

Tennis Ball

Uhh, are you okay?
Tennis Ball gets distracted.

Tennis Ball

Oh my place where tennis balls are created! It's a Wall Teleporter! I've always heard about these things, but I never knew they were a reality!
Tennis Ball takes the Wall Teleporter.

Golf Ball

Yeah! See, aren't you glad you came here?

Tennis Ball

Yes. I mean, now that I think about it, nobody's been in this building for years, so what's the big deal if I just borrow this, for a bit?
Evil Leafy appears for a frame.

Tennis Ball

I've always wanted to know what it feels like to use this.

Golf Ball

Okay, let's see what's in this next room over...
Golf Ball experiences a mysterious vision, involving a plain white ball being chased by an unknown shadow with a mace club.

DiaZZUnknown

Unknown Shadow
Where are you, bozo? You need punishment. You can't hide forever, bozo.
The vase, which the plain white ball is hiding behind, is smashed to pieces by the mace club, ending the flashback.

Tennis Ball

Golf Ball! Snap out of it! Jeez, that's the second weird episode you've had since we entered this building. Stay focused.

Golf Ball

No, no, we need to leave.

Tennis Ball

Golf Ball, we haven't even seen 10% of the gadgets yet!
Tennis Ball points to a sign labeled "23 - 680,293."

Golf Ball

Listen, I don't know why, but we have to go now.

Tennis Ball

That, is the first time I've ever seen you make a decision irrationally! But, if you insist.

Grotato Farm

Coiny has arrived at the Grotato Farm. Nickel is nowhere to be seen.

Coiny

Hey Pin! Whatcha got goin' on here?

Pin

Trying to make friends with Fries! He's growing Grotatoes.

Coiny

Ooh, Grotatoes? TB told me those things are gonna taste

Coiny

DELIIIIIICIOOOOOOUS!!!!!!

Pin

I sure hope so!

Coiny

I'll be the first to eat one. In fact, I'll try one right nooow.
Coiny reaches for a Grotato plant, but his hand is slapped away by Fries.

Fries

Coiny! They've barely begun growing! You needa be 20 times more patient!

Coiny

Sheesh. You needa calm down. sigh Take a deep breath. You know, a deep fried breath!
Fries does a facepalm.

Fries

Oh my tater!

HPRC

Pencil and Book are walking to the HPRC.

Book

Hey Pencil, now that we've gotten Firey punished and all,
Brief cutaway to Firey in his cage.

Firey

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Book

do you think we should focus our efforts on bringing Match back from the TLC?
Brief cutaway to Match sitting in the TLC, along with Robot Flower, Bell, Snowball, David, Tree, Saw, Eggy, Roboty, Taco, and Clock.

Pencil

Ehh, maybe.

Book

Aren't you best friends? I thought you'd be a little more eager to see her again.

Pencil

I mean we're doing just fine without her, aren't we? Match was a little too needy

Pencil

HNGGG

Pencil

any way.

Book

Really? You never told me Match was needy

Book

HNNGH

Book

before.

Pencil

Oh yeah. Match was over-the-top-crazy make-you-question-your-faith-in-pencilanity needy! But that's in the past. Let's just recover Bubble, Ruby, and Ice Cube now.
Pencil and Book recover Bubble.

Bubble

Yoy!
Book recovers ROOOOOBEEEEEEE.

Ruby

Yay!
Pencil recovers Ice Cube using her tongue.

Ice Cube

Yeah!
FreeSmart does a dance.

Grotato Farm

Coiny

So, Pin, it's been about six months. How do your new limbs feel?

Pin

Still a little tingly, but getting better!
Golf Ball and Tennis Ball walk up, carrying the Wall Teleporter.

Tennis Ball

Hey, coin creature! Guess what I got? It's a wall teleporter!

Coiny

Wow! That is so cool; my absolute favorite thing in the whoooooole world! Also, what's a Wall Teleporter?

Tennis Ball

Well, according to the instructions on the back, it can teleport anybody through a wall of up to six inches in width, but it can only teleport one person at a time. Pretty amazing technology, if you ask me.

Coiny

Hey, the Tiny Loser Chamber's walls are five inches thick! Now that is one lucky coincidence; we can finally free ma boys, SB, Pen, and Blocky (and we can also free Eraser, too).
Brief cutaways show Snowball, Pen, and Blocky in the TLC, surrounded by Robot Flower, Basketball, Tree, Eggy, Taco, Dora, Bracelety, Cake, Donut, Balloony, Pillow, Lightning, Marker, TV, Bell, Roboty, Saw, David, Gaty, and Clock.

Golf Ball

Oh, that's a good idea! But the Tiny Loser Chamber is also inside the Locker of Losers, which adds another five inches of metal wall.
A flashback to the TLC being flung into the LOL is shown, and then a diagram showing the thickness of the two containers also shows Robot Flower, Basketball, Saw, and Tree. Tennis Ball turns the instructions panel to the second page, labeled "(ultra-power mode)."

Tennis Ball

Actually, on the second page of instructions, there's ultra-power mode, which allows you to teleport through walls of up to twelve inches! But, it'll take several weeks to charge up for such an extreme energy usage!

Pin

Well, that's not too bad. Those 40 or so guys have been waiting to be freed for three to four years! A few extra weeks can't hurt them.
Brief cutaway to Saw, David, Tree, Roboty, Basketball, Bell, and Donut trying to break open the TLC. Gaty is there too.

Tennis Ball

Oh yeah, you're right.

Golf Ball

Guys! Let's head over to the LOL now!

Pin

Fries? Do you want to come with us? It'll be fun!

Fries

Ehh, it's fine, I'm pretty busy right now. These Grotatoes needa end up perfect.

TLC

Tennis Ball, Golf Ball, Pin, and Coiny make their way to the TLC, joining up with Yellow Face and a vomiting Rocky along the way.

Golf Ball

Okay, so the plan is to shoot this thingamadoodle into the Tiny Loser Chamber to pull somebody out, wait a month or two, and then repeat the process. Sound good?

Tennis Ball

Yeah!

Pin

But how do we choose who to save first?

Coiny

Well obviously ya bring Snowball out first. He's a great guy, and he doesn't deserve to be in that prison any longer.

Golf Ball

Are you kidding me. Are you kidding me?! If anything, Snowball deserves to be in the Locker of Losers foreveerr!

Pin

I think we should extract Roboty! Because Golf Ball told me Roboty's red tint could be used to recolor me!

Tennis Ball

No, according to my calculations, Barf Bag would be the best guy to get back. Then, we could finally contain Rocky's vomit!
Cutaways to Snowball, Roboty, and Barf Bag also feature Robot Flower, Basketball, Tree, Eggy, Taco, Dora, Bracelety, Bell, TV, Marker, Saw, Gaty, David, Clock, Pillow, Lightning, Balloon, Donut, Cake, and Pie.

Rocky

Bulleh!
Rocky's vomit gets all over Tennis Ball.

Yellow Face

Do you have trouble deciding who to save from the Tiny Loser Chamber? If so, then buy our—I mean, let the viewers vote! That's right, if you're watching this video, then leave a comment saying who you want to come back! The person with the most votes gets to come back into the show!
The vote screen slides on, listing the TLC prisoners sorted randomly, and the free characters with the label (may be dead).

Book

Hey! Viewers! Since I am an IDFB tips and tricks guidebook, I might as well put in my two cents!

Coiny

Put me down!

Book

If you wanna recommend a character or discuss anything about this episode, go to the links in the description. This season, there's gonna be so many opportunities for recommended characters to actually join the show!

Ruby

Like meeeeee!

Book

Yes Ruby, like you. SO GO CHECK IT OUT!

Stinger

Grotato Farm

Coiny returns to the Grotato Farm with some boiling frying oil.

Coiny

Hey Fries, I bought some boiling frying oil, so we can finally do some deep fried breaths!

Fries

Please tell me you're not actually doing this.

Coiny

Okay, so we breathe, and then we deep fry it. Ready?

Fries

I'm not participating.
Leafy, made of Yoyle Metal, peeks out from behind a Yoyleberry bush, holding a knife. She's about to throw the knife at Fries and Coiny, but is too horrified by the sight of Coiny making deep fried breaths, and returns to hiding.

Coiny

inhale One, sound of deep fried breaths

Fries

C-coiny, just stop!

Coiny

two, sound of deep fried breaths

Fries

Coiny! Coiny! Stop!

Coiny

three, sound of deep fried breaths

Fries

You're insane! Just stop!
The endcard reads "See you in IDFB 2! =)"

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