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Cold Open

Yoyle Needy

A blank screen with a •REC flag is seen.

DiaRuby

Welcome to day 1127 of our video diary where, today, we'll be eating the gumdrops that we've been collecting over the years.

DiaIC

Yeah!

DiaPencil

And that's right! And personally, I'm gonna start with my favorite color, the—wait, Ruby, let me look at the camera.
Pencil removes the lens cap, revealing that FreeSmart is atop the Yoyle Needy.

DiaPencil

Ruby! You forgot to remove the lens cap this time! How can I trust you to be my camera gem when you mess up simple things like this?

DiaRuby

Uhh, I don't know what a lens cap is, but I'm sorry.

DiaBubble

Ruby. A lens cap
Bubble pulls the lens cap from Ice Cube's mouth, making a pop noise.

DiaBubble

is this circle thing in front of the camera you've to remove before recording.

DiaRuby

Oh.
Bubble grabs the camera. Pencil tries to interrupt her, to no avail.

DiaBubble

Oh my bubble blower, I'm gonna eat this green gumdrop, it's, I found it on the ground and I'm pretty sure it's okay, bgom!

DiaBook

Hey, uhh, Ruby, I hate to be too inquisitive, but if you don't know what a lens cap is, is there a chance you've been recording all these video diaries with the lens cap still on?

DiaRuby

Um... maybe? I mean, I dunno, the world is a pretty strange place, and anything can happen.

DiaPencil

So that's why nobody has been watching our diary; it's just been a black screen all this time! Oh my tree, all these years of documenting... reduced to shavings!

DiaRubyHWA

DiaPencil

Oh, this is terrible!

DiaBubble

Mmm, I don't feel bad.

DiaPencil

Bubble, how can you not feel bad?! Three years of our work has just vanished in an instant!

DiaBubble

Well, I'm so used to my entire life disappearing in an instant, that it doesn't really affect me anymore.

Main Episode

Opening plays.

Grotato Farm

Pin, colored white, walks up to Fries, who contains a single fry and is gardening.

DiaPinWhite

Fries! What the corkboard are you doing?

DiaFries

Isn't it pretty clear, Pin? A'figure it out yourself.

DiaPinWhite

Uh, nothing's poking out at me.
Fries holds up his one fry.

DiaFries

Do you see what I have to deal with? This is the last fry! All the others have either rotten away, gotten burned by Firey, or were eaten
Fries holds up Gelatin.

DiaFries

by Gelatin. So if I wanna stay alive in this hostile Yoyle environment, which, uhh, I kinda wanna do, then I'd better get to work at growing potatoes!

DiaPinWhite

Ooh, so you're gardening! How cute!

DiaFries

hnnggggwhoa! Bomby what are you doing here? I haven't heard you say anything in a long time; how many lines do you have in this episode again?

DiaBomby

Two!

DiaFries

Hmm, I need help loosening this soil, and this hoe isn't even really helping. Do you think you can help me out a bit?

DiaBomby

What?

DiaPinWhite

Fries? What do you mean?

DiaFries

Oh, you know...
Woody walks up.

Yoyle Needy

Bubble and Ruby are devouring gumdrops. Book and Ice Cube are sitting. Pencil is standing at the railing. Firey can be seen in a cage hanging off the side.

DiaPencil

Our diary followers have no idea what's happened to us in the last three years.

DiaBubble

Oh well, it's no big deal. Hoy hoy!

DiaPencil

They have no clue who was eliminated in BFDIA 6!

DiaIC

What happened?

DiaRuby

Oh Icy, it was Puffball, with 1455 dislikes.
Ruby holds up a sheet of paper with the BFDIA 5 VOTES.

DiaPencil

Wait Ruby, where'd you get those results?

DiaRuby

It's a secret? You'll never knoooooow!
Ruby runs off, chased by Pencil.

DiaPencil

Oh, give me that!

DiaRuby

uhaaahh! Well why don't you come and get it, Pence-Pence?

DiaPencil

Ruby stop it! This is dangerous!

DiaRuby

n naananaaana
Pencil falls, but grabs onto the platform.

DiaFireyAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

DiaPencil

Oh hey, Firey. Ruby, now you've done it! Whoa! Pull me up!

DiaBubble

huuuuuunngh
Bubble attempts to rescue Pencil, but she pops and Pencil falls.

DiaPencil

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

DiaBook

Oh great, not again, okay everybody, sprint down the Yoyle Needy and catch Pencil before she hits the ground!
Book and Ice Cube clammer down the stairs.

DiaRuby

I know a faster way!
Ruby jumps down the center of the Needy.

DiaRuby

Wheeeeee!

DiaBook

No, Ruby! You'll die!
Ruby shatters at the bottom of the stairs as Book and Ice Cube arrive just in time to save Pencil.

DiaBook

You're safe and sound with me, Pencil! But don't act so rowdy anymore!

DiaPencil

Seriously, it was all Ruby's fault.
Bomby explodes offscreen, setting Woody on fire.

DiaWoody

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

DiaIC

I've got to—

DiaBook

No, Ice Cube, you can't! It's too dangerous!
Ice Cube jumps onto Woody, putting out his fire but melting in the process.

DiaIC

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIII

DiaBook

Wow, that was selfless.

DiaPencil

Well, now we gotta recover Bubble and Ice Cube from the Hand Powered Recovery Center.

DiaBook

Don't forget Ruby!

DiaPencil

Wait, how did Ru—ah, whatever. It figures.

Grotato Farm

DiaPinWhite

Sorry for annoying you earlier, Fries, but I must say... I'm glad you're growing potatoes! I've missed their taste ever since we moved to Yoyleland, since they... don't... grow here. Hold up, I thought potatoes couldn't grow here! Too little sun, or something.

DiaFries

I was thinking the same thing, but Tennis Ball... oh, Tennis Ball. He developed this new strain called Grotatoes,
Fries pulls out a bag of Grotatoes, which say "BUY!!! Grotatoes! Made by (Tennis Ball) *just seeds"

DiaFries

that can still grow with slightly less sun. He warns me there might be side effects, but at this point, I'm desperate, so whatever.

DiaPinWhite

Ooh, Grotatoes? Sounds delicious!

DiaFries

A'listen. Listen. I don't know what your point is, but these Grotatoes... They're not for eating; they're for meee.

DiaPinWhite

Sorry. Why is making friends so hard?

DiaNickel

Hey guys! Whoa! Pin! You lost your color too?! Just... like me..!

DiaPinWhite

What are you talking about, Nickel? You've always been gray! Anyway, Golf Ball told me she could extract the red pigment from my body and reshape it into my new limbs! Since they have the same chemical structure. Isn't Golf Ball the best? She always knows how to solve everything!

Street

Golf Ball and Tennis Ball are walking down the street.

DiaGB

I dunno how to solve like anything. So I'm glad we're finally going to be able learn from other scientific endeavors.

DiaTB

Hmm, yeah, that sounds nice, but who are these others again? And how do you know whether this building really is what you think it is?

DiaGB

Well, I think it's a science museum, because the sign says "Science Museum." And we're here now. Let's go in.
They arrive outside the Science Museum, labeled "Science Museum."

DiaTB

I really don't think this is necessary.

DiaGB

It is.

DiaTB

But there's so much science to do in the outside world!
Camera pulls out to reveal the large expanse of Yoyle City.

DiaGB

There is not.

DiaTB

Why would you ever want to enter a dilapidated, old building?

DiaGB

To find science treasure.
Needle runs up.

DiaNeedle

Stop right there! What do you think you're doing?

DiaGB

Needy,
Needle slaps Golf Ball.

DiaNeedle

Don't call me Needy!

DiaGB

Needle, we're going to enter the Science Museum of Yoyle City on our eternal quest to create innovation and creation.

DiaTB

...you just said "create creation!"

DiaNeedle

Whatever it is, you can't do that!

DiaGB

Y?

DiaNeedle

Uhh, it's secret! But it's because of FreeSmart!

DiaGB

Needle, why don't you just go slap a few strangers for me; tell you what, they probably called you Needy
Needle slaps Golf Ball.

DiaGB

behind your back. Come on, TB.
Tennis Ball follows Golf Ball into the Science Museum.

Science Museum

DiaGB

I wonder what that was all about? Needle's been acting quite loopy lately. But look at this place! It's got treasure just waiting to be

DiaGBad

stolen.

DiaTB

Uhh, are you okay?
Tennis Ball gets distracted.

DiaTB

Oh my place where tennis balls are created! It's a Wall Teleporter! I've always heard about these things, but I never knew they were a reality!
Tennis Ball takes the Wall Teleporter.

DiaGB

Yeah! See, aren't you glad you came here?

DiaTB

Yes. I mean, now that I think about it, nobody's been in this building for years, so what's the big deal if I just borrow this, for a bit?
Evil Leafy appears for a frame.

DiaTB

I've always wanted to know what it feels like to use this.

DiaGB

Okay, let's see what's in this next room over...
Golf Ball experiences a mysterious vision, involving a plain white ball being chased by an unknown shadow with a mace club.

DiaZZUnknown

Unknown Shadow
Where are you, bozo? You need punishment. You can't hide forever, bozo.
The vase, which the plain white ball is hiding behind, is smashed to pieces by the mace club, ending the flashback.

DiaTB

Golf Ball! Snap out of it! Jeez, that's the second weird episode you've had since we entered this building. Stay focused.

DiaGB

No, no, we need to leave.

DiaTB

Golf Ball, we haven't even seen 10% of the gadgets yet!
Tennis Ball points to a sign labeled "23 - 680,293."

DiaGB

Listen, I don't know why, but we have to go now.

DiaTB

That, is the first time I've ever seen you make a decision irrationally! But, if you insist.

Grotato Farm

Coiny has arrived at the Grotato Farm. Nickel is nowhere to be seen.

DiaCoiny

Hey Pin! Whatcha got goin' on here?

DiaPinWhite

Trying to make friends with Fries! He's growing Grotatoes.

DiaCoiny

Ooh, Grotatoes? TB told me those things are gonna taste

DiaCoinyDEL

DELIIIIIICIOOOOOOUS!!!!!!

DiaPinWhite

I sure hope so!

DiaCoiny

I'll be the first to eat one. In fact, I'll try one right nooow.
Coiny reaches for a Grotato plant, but his hand is slapped away by Fries.

DiaFries

Coiny! They've barely begun growing! You needa be 20 times more patient!

DiaCoiny

Sheesh. You needa calm down. sigh Take a deep breath. You know, a deep fried breath!
Fries does a facepalm.

DiaFries

Oh my tater!

HPRC

Pencil and Book are walking to the HPRC.

DiaBook

Hey Pencil, now that we've gotten Firey punished and all,
Brief cutaway to Firey in his cage.

DiaFireyAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

DiaBook

do you think we should focus our efforts on bringing Match back from the TLC?
Brief cutaway to Match sitting in the TLC, along with Robot Flower, Bell, Snowball, David, Tree, Saw, Eggy, Roboty, Taco, and Clock.

DiaPencil

Ehh, maybe.

DiaBook

Aren't you best friends? I thought you'd be a little more eager to see her again.

DiaPencil

I mean we're doing just fine without her, aren't we? Match was a little too needy

DiaPencilHNG

HNGGG

DiaPencil

any way.

DiaBook

Really? You never told me Match was needy

DiaBookHNG

HNNGH

DiaBook

before.

DiaPencil

Oh yeah. Match was over-the-top-crazy make-you-question-your-faith-in-pencilanity needy! But that's in the past. Let's just recover Bubble, Ruby, and Ice Cube now.
Pencil and Book recover Bubble.

DiaBubble

Yoy!
Book recovers ROOOOOBEEEEEEE.

DiaRuby

Yay!
Pencil recovers Ice Cube using her tongue.

DiaIC

Yeah!
FreeSmart does a dance.

Grotato Farm

DiaCoiny

So, Pin, it's been about six months. How do your new limbs feel?

DiaPinWhite

Still a little tingly, but getting better!
Golf Ball and Tennis Ball walk up, carrying the Wall Teleporter.

DiaTB

Hey, coin creature! Guess what I got? It's a wall teleporter!

DiaCoiny

Wow! That is so cool; my absolute favorite thing in the whoooooole world! Also, what's a Wall Teleporter?

DiaTB

Well, according to the instructions on the back, it can teleport anybody through a wall of up to six inches in width, but it can only teleport one person at a time. Pretty amazing technology, if you ask me.

DiaCoiny

Hey, the Tiny Loser Chamber's walls are five inches thick! Now that is one lucky coincidence; we can finally free ma boys, SB, Pen, and Blocky (and we can also free Eraser, too).
Brief cutaways show Snowball, Pen, and Blocky in the TLC, surrounded by Robot Flower, Basketball, Tree, Eggy, Taco, Dora, Bracelety, Cake, Donut, Balloony, Pillow, Lightning, Marker, TV, Bell, Roboty, Saw, David, Gaty, and Clock.

DiaGB

Oh, that's a good idea! But the Tiny Loser Chamber is also inside the Locker of Losers, which adds another five inches of metal wall.
A flashback to the TLC being flung into the LOL is shown, and then a diagram showing the thickness of the two containers also shows Robot Flower, Basketball, Saw, and Tree. Tennis Ball turns the instructions panel to the second page, labeled "(ultra-power mode)."

DiaTB

Actually, on the second page of instructions, there's ultra-power mode, which allows you to teleport through walls of up to twelve inches! But, it'll take several weeks to charge up for such an extreme energy usage!

DiaPinWhite

Well, that's not too bad. Those 40 or so guys have been waiting to be freed for three to four years! A few extra weeks can't hurt them.
Brief cutaway to Saw, David, Tree, Roboty, Basketball, Bell, and Donut trying to break open the TLC. Gaty is there too.

DiaTB

Oh yeah, you're right.

DiaGB

Guys! Let's head over to the LOL now!

DiaPinWhite

Fries? Do you want to come with us? It'll be fun!

DiaFries

Ehh, it's fine, I'm pretty busy right now. These Grotatoes needa end up perfect.

TLC

Tennis Ball, Golf Ball, Pin, and Coiny make their way to the TLC, joining up with Yellow Face and a vomiting Rocky along the way.

DiaGB

Okay, so the plan is to shoot this thingamadoodle into the Tiny Loser Chamber to pull somebody out, wait a month or two, and then repeat the process. Sound good?

DiaTB

Yeah!

DiaPinWhite

But how do we choose who to save first?

DiaCoiny

Well obviously ya bring Snowball out first. He's a great guy, and he doesn't deserve to be in that prison any longer.

DiaGB

Are you kidding me. Are you kidding me?! If anything, Snowball deserves to be in the Locker of Losers foreveerr!

DiaPinWhite

I think we should extract Roboty! Because Golf Ball told me Roboty's red tint could be used to recolor me!

DiaTB

No, according to my calculations, Barf Bag would be the best guy to get back. Then, we could finally contain Rocky's vomit!
Cutaways to Snowball, Roboty, and Barf Bag also feature Robot Flower, Basketball, Tree, Eggy, Taco, Dora, Bracelety, Bell, TV, Marker, Saw, Gaty, David, Clock, Pillow, Lightning, Balloon, Donut, Cake, and Pie.

DiaRocky

Bulleh!
Rocky's vomit gets all over Tennis Ball.

DiaYF

Do you have trouble deciding who to save from the Tiny Loser Chamber? If so, then buy our—I mean, let the viewers vote! That's right, if you're watching this video, then leave a comment saying who you want to come back! The person with the most votes gets to come back into the show!
The vote screen slides on, listing the TLC prisoners sorted randomly, and the free characters with the label (may be dead).

DiaBook

Hey! Viewers! Since I am an IDFB tips and tricks guidebook, I might as well put in my two cents!

DiaCoiny

Put me down!

DiaBook

If you wanna recommend a character or discuss anything about this episode, go to the links in the description. This season, there's gonna be so many opportunities for recommended characters to actually join the show!

DiaRuby

Like meeeeee!

DiaBook

Yes Ruby, like you. SO GO CHECK IT OUT!

Stinger

Grotato Farm

Coiny returns to the Grotato Farm with some boiling frying oil.

DiaCoiny

Hey Fries, I bought some boiling frying oil, so we can finally do some deep fried breaths!

DiaFries

Please tell me you're not actually doing this.

DiaCoiny

Okay, so we breathe, and then we deep fry it. Ready?

DiaFries

I'm not participating.
Leafy, made of Yoyle Metal, peeks out from behind a Yoyleberry bush, holding a knife. She's about to throw the knife at Fries and Coiny, but is too horrified by the sight of Coiny making deep fried breaths, and returns to hiding.

DiaCoiny

inhale One, sound of deep fried breaths

DiaFries

C-coiny, just stop!

DiaCoiny

two, sound of deep fried breaths

DiaFries

Coiny! Coiny! Stop!

DiaCoiny

three, sound of deep fried breaths

DiaFries

You're insane! Just stop!
The endcard reads "See you in IDFB 2! =)"

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