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The Desert is an area in the fictional land of Goiky. It is located on the southern coast of the Goiky Canal and it is north from Evil Forest and Evil Canyon. The Desert appears in BFDIA episodes It's a Monster and The Long-lost Yoyle City.

Blehlogo was seen running through the desert in Getting Teardrop To Talk, although it is unknown if this is the same desert.


In It's a Monster, Yellow Face is unfrozen from the Freeze Juice, and he walks away, until he steps into Glue made by the FreeSmart Van.


  • The desert is warm enough to melt Ice Cube.
  • Coiny aims a stick from the middle of the Desert all the way to the FreeSmart Supervan in Yoyleland about 2760 miles away.
    • With this information, it is acknowledged that The Desert is about 2760 miles (~4441km) away from Yoyleland or 3 miles (~4.8km) from the grassy plains in BFDI, assuming Yoyleland, The Desert and the grassy plains are on a straight line.
    • Somehow, he manages to throw it accurately, and over 4 km of distance.
  • Gelatin’s voting icon has the desert in the background.
  • The desert Bleh ran through in Getting Teardrop to Talk is probably not the same one in BFDIA 5.