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Choosing the team members[]

A comedic transition plays where a yellow "So..." slides across the screen and pushes away the black background.

Leafy

Hmmm...
The camera pans to the right. Ice Cube is highlighted as Leafy's choice.

Leafy

Aha! Ice Cube! Come on down, you can be my ally.
Ice Cube starts walking towards Leafy's platform.

Ice Cube

Thanks for picking me. Pencil wouldn't let me into her alliance!

Pin

Then I choose Pencil.
The camera cuts closely to Pin's mouth and back to the shot of Leafy's platform.

Leafy

Okay, then... Who should I choose, Ice Cube?

Ice Cube

I dunno! It's up to you.

Leafy

'Kay, then I'll choose T.D. The silent type, right?
Teardrop walks over to the platform and gets jealous.

Leafy

What? Don't you, like, not talk?

Flower

Teardrop must be stupid! She doesn't even know how to talk yet!

Bubble

Flower, be nice!
Flower turns to Snowball and pushes down Eraser, who is standing in front of Snowball.

Flower

Snowball, you're strong! Beat 'er up!
Snowball nervously shakes his head.

Flower

What? You won't?! What a wimp.
Snowball turns to Blocky and Coiny.

Snowball

That Flower is starting to REALLY get on my nerves!

Blocky

Oh, Flower! I'll do it! I'll beat her up!
Blocky approaches Bubble to pop her. Bubble starts backing up, eventually ending this up by sitting on the Announcer.

Bubble

Uh oh! No way! Not again!

Flower

Go, Blocky!

Announcer

Okay, Pin's turn.
Blocky pops Bubble by kicking her.

Pencil

Say "Bubble"!

Pin

Bubble.
Bubble jumps out of the Bubble Recovery Center.

Bubble

Yeah!

Leafy

Hmmm... how about Needle?

Ice Cube

Oka-

Leafy

NEEDLE!

Needle

{Runs over, out of focus} Yeah!

Pencil

Since Match is in our alliance, we choose her!

Match

Gasp! They remembered!

Announcer

Come on, people. Pick a boy.

Needle

How about Snowball?

Blocky

Ooooh! They're in love!

Needle

No, Blocky! I like Coiny more.
Snowball and Coiny gasp, one after the other. Blocky looks cross.

Blocky

Did you just SAY that!?

Needle

I didn't mean to!

Pin

Pen, guys?

Match

Yeah.

Pin

Okay, Pen.
Meanwhile, on the other team platform, Snowball starts getting very angry at Needle, making annoyed grunting noises and seemingly trying to make her slip off the back. Leafy slides between Needle and Snowball, sending Needle off the screen.

Leafy

Settle down! Now it's time to pick someone else!

Snowball

WHY DON'T WE PICK COINY, SINCE NEEDLE LIKES HIM MORE?!?!

Needle

Look, I'm sorry! Is it really that big of a deal?

Match

Firey, get over here!

Pin

Hey, I didn't approve of that-!

Match

{Interrupting} And what makes you the leader of the group?

Firey

Yeah, Match! You made a good choice!

Coiny

Yeah, right, as if!

Needle

Okay! Who's left?

Leafy

There's always T.B. He's smart.

Announcer

Back to Pin's team.

Pin

Hmmm. Ahhhh. Well... Gee, hmmm... I don't know... Hmm...

Announcer

Come on, Pin. Choose!

Pin

I don't know! They're all pretty bad. First of all, I wouldn't choose Flower for obvious reasons. Eraser thinks he's too cool to do anything. Blocky, no way. He's got issues. Spongy is so fat and smelly. Golf Ball, too bossy.

Golf Ball

Speak to yourself, Pin!

Pin

Shush! Rocky? Seriously? He has no arms! And Woody is scared of everything! Sharp things...
Woody starts squealing at the sight of the proceeding objects. Pin holds up Firey.

Pin

...Fire- Ouch!
Woody reaches a louder point in volume, screaming. Pin holds up Bubble.

Pin

...Even Bubble!

Announcer

So then, who will it be?

Pin

Uh...
Pin sighs irritatedly.

Pin

Eraser is the least horrible, I guess.

DiaZZUnknown

TB, Needle and Leafy
We choose Golf Ball!

DiaZZUnknown

Voice
1, 2, 3, 4, 5!
The remaining 5 contestants not on a team (Flower, Blocky, Spongy, Rocky, and Woody) have numbers appear above their heads. Woody's jaw drops while looking at the number 5 above his head.

Pen and Eraser

Blocky! Our friend!

Match

Aww, really?

Blocky

Yeah!
Blocky runs up and high-fives Pen. The screen cuts to black for a second before cutting back to a shot of Leafy's team.

Tennis Ball

See, you know how Flower gets angry at everyone?

Needle

Um... I don't like where this is going, but yeah?

Tennis Ball

Well, if the other team gets her, she'll become more of an enemy, right?

Needle

Y-yeah?

Tennis Ball

So, it would just be common sense to choose her for our team!

Needle

Aw, seriously?

Tennis Ball

Yeh.

Golf Ball

I agree.

Coiny

See? I knew T.B. and G.B. had a crush on each other! T.B, G.B, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!

Golf Ball

Shut it, Coiny! I only like Tennis Ball in a platonic way!

Announcer

Back to Pin's team.

Blocky

Well, we definitely don't wanna pick SPOOOONGYYYY!
Spongy predictably lands on Pin's platform, technically recruiting him to the team by Blocky's word.

Match

What was that for!?
Blocky smiles.

DiaZZUnknown

Voice
1, 2!
These numbers appear above the heads of the remaining contestants not on a team - Rocky and Woody.

Leafy

Oh, uhh... Sorry, Woody. I choose Rocky.

Pin

Oh, no! Wwww... Wwwwwoooooddyyy!!
Woody arrives at the team platform. Pin jiggles woozily and pukes all over him.

Naming the teams[]

Announcer

Okay, teams are settled then. Now teams, choose your team name.
Leafy's team bickers (except Rocky, who talks)

Announcer

Come on! Just choose!
Pin's team bickers as well (except Woody, who is covered in Pin's vomit)

Firey

TROGDOR!

Match

{Through a megaphone} SMOKIN' HOT FIREY BUNS!

Announcer

Okay, then! I'll choose! Pin's team, you'll be called the Squishy Cherries.

Blocky

Aww, come on!!

Announcer

And Leafy's team, you are the Squashy Grapes.

The first team contest[]

Building the boats[]

Announcer

The first contest is to build a boat, get in it, and row it across the Goiky Canal. If you are the first to cross the line, your team wins. The other team loses and one of their members gets kicked out of the game.
A sign that says "GO!!!" appears. Resuming to the start of the contest, the Squashy Grapes are having trouble deciding what they should do.

Golf Ball

Guys, I have a plan! They're letting us use stuff in the pile of junk. We can use this generator to power the motor and...
The team continues to argue.

Golf Ball

Hey, hey, are you even listening to me?

Snowball

Hey, of course not! We're not using your plan! It's too confusing to work.

Golf Ball

I don't care what you say, I'm still trying!

Snowball

I could push you off if I wanted to!

Golf Ball

You're lying! You wouldn't do that. Your tiny-teeny-tiny little brain wouldn't allow such insanity!

Snowball

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!
Snowball pushes Golf Ball off the cliff into the water while Golf Ball screams. Exclamation marks appear over everyone's heads and they run away in panic, pushing Rocky into the air, whilst Flower walks away normally.

Snowball

Uh-oh!
Rocky flies into Snowball and both fall off the cliff.
Back to the boat construction, Firey tries to aim a nail into a wooden plank. He accidentally hits his hand with the hammer.

Pin

Be more careful!
Eraser walks by and steps on a nail.

Eraser

YEEEEEEEEOWCH!
Eraser comically falls down like a feather. The camera pans down to reveal a bed of nails.

DiaZZUnknown

Voice
Bew, bew, bew, bew...
15 minutes later...

Bubble

Pretty boxy, but okay!
The Squashy Grapes are finishing their boat.

Leafy

Yeah!

Flower

I'm waiting for that yacht.
The Squashy Grapes finishes their boat.

Leafy

Yeah!

Blocky

[holding Match] These are our oars?

Pen

[being held with Pencil by Pin;] Cool, I'm an oar!

Bubble

Let's get in.
Back to the Grapes, Leafy applies a motor to the boat by throwing the motor at the boat, causing it to start drifting away.

Leafy

Motor!

Flower

Still waiting!

Needle

We're so going to win!

Coiny

Flower! Your yacht! It's drifting away!

Flower

I'm not going to jump onto IT!
Leafy, Ice Cube and Coiny manage to jump into the boat. Needle, TD and TB didn't make it.

Crossing the Goiky Canal[]

Leafy

I feel bad...

Coiny

Well, oh well... I'm starting the motor.

Tennis Ball

Whoa, Whhhhhooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Camera pan to Squishy Cherries, Blocky pulls Match up from under the water.

Match

[gasp] Don't keep me underwater for thirty seconds!
The boat leaks.

Firey

LEEEEEEEEEAK!!
Blocky jumps into the hole, then a fish bites Blocky.

Blocky

YEEEEEEEOOOOOOWWWWWWCCCCCCHHHHH!!!!!!
Blocky flies into the air in reaction to the pain. While in the air, a giant fish monster seemingly eats Blocky.

Blocky

Ahhhhh!
Pencil surfaces through the hole in the boat.

Pencil

Huh?

Firey

Yeah, stay there! We need a plug! Huh?
The Squashy Grapes' boat approaches the Squishy Cherries.

DiaZZUnknown

Squishy Cherries
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!
The Squashy Grapes' boat flies into the air. The Squashy Cherries' boat breaks into pieces. Meanwhile, the Squashy Grapes' boat flies over more than a few miles of freakish, exotic canal creatures.

Ice Cube

I'm scared!
The Squashy Grapes' boat flies over the finish line.

Coiny

Uhh, Icy and Leafy? Hate to break it to ya, but we just passed right by the finish line.

Ice Cube

Look out! A tree!

Leafy

What?

DiaZZUnknown

Coiny, Ice Cube, Leafy
Aaaaaaah!
The boat hits the tree and falls into the other side of the canal.

Coiny

Oh, this is just great!
Camera pan to Squishy Cherries' boat.

DiaZZUnknown

Squishy Cherries
Aaaaaah!

Pin

There's too much weight on this sinking boat! We have to throw someone overboard!
Spongy is thrown into the water.

Spongy

Uh oh!

The final leg[]

Pen resurfaces

Pen

[gasp] Huh? Guys! Guys! The finish! It's 20 or so yards away! We can swim there!
The camera cuts to Firey.

Firey

But I can't swim!
The Squishy Cherries' boat rips apart completely.

Pencil

Come on, Match! Come swim with us!

Match

I can't! I have no energy left!
Pencil swims away.

Match

Hey! I hear voices! Hey! It's Tennis Ball, and Snowball, and Needle, and Rocky, and Teardrop! Uh, all floating on Spongy.
The camera cuts to the rest of the Squashy Grapes floating on Spongy, they are all talking. The camera then cuts to the Squashy Grapes' boat, Leafy, Ice Cube and Coiny hop out and run towards the finish line.

Coiny

[while running] People! The other team is also getting close!
The camera cuts to some of the Squishy Cherries, who are swimming towards the finish line. Zoom in on Pin, who is slowly drifting towards Bubble.

Bubble

Huh? Uhhh? Pin! Slow down! *pop*
The camera cuts to the finish line.
The camera cuts to a tree as the weather changes to windy.
Leaves fly out of the tree. Pan to Coiny, Leafy, and Ice Cube as Leafy gets blown away.

Leafy

Whoa!
The camera cuts to Pen, who is climbing out of the water.
The camera cuts to Ice Cube and Coiny, who are still running. Ice Cube slides on her behind while leaving water behind. Coiny slips on the water.

Coiny

Whoa! Whoa!
The camera cuts to the Squishy Cherries, who are all almost out of the water.

Ice Cube slides to the finish line's ribbon, which is then hit out by Pen.

Ice Cube

Whoa!
Pin pokes a hole in the ribbon with her spike.

DiaZZUnknown

Voice
Poke.
Pin breaks the ribbon. Cut to the Announcer.

Announcer

And Pin's team, the Squishy Cherries, win. Which means one of the Squashy Grapes is going home. It's time for you viewers out there to decide. Here are the people on the Squashy Grapes team. Needle, Rocky, Teardrop, Leafy, Flower, and Golf Ball, Coiny, Snowball, Ice Cube, and Tennis Ball.
The contestants' pictures appear as the Announcer lists them.

Announcer

Who will leave first on BFDI?
A trophy appears. It says, "First (to leave BFDI. That means last place)"

Announcer

I don't know. But it's up to you guys to decide.
Comment to vote! Last day of voting is January 10, 2010.
Episode 2 will be released on February 1, 2010
The camera cuts to the rest of the Squashy Grapes, along with some of the Cherries, who are still floating on Spongy.

Match

Uhh, we should get back now.
The episode ends.

Deleted scene[]

Announcer's line below is only found in the FLA files.

The camera cuts to some of the Squishy Cherries, who are swimming towards the finish line. Zoom in on Pin, who is slowly drifting towards Bubble.

Bubble

Huh? Uhhh? Pin! Slow down! *pop*

Announcer

I'm waiting. What's taking them so long?
The camera cuts to the finish line.
Transcripts
BFDI1 BFDI: Take the Plunge: Part 1Take the Plunge: Part 2Barriers and PitfallsAre You Smarter Than a Snowball?Sweet ToothBridge CrossingPower of ThreePuzzling MysteriesCycle of LifeInsectophobe's NightmareCrybaby!LoftyA Leg Up in the RaceDon't Lose Your MarblesHalf a Loaf Is Better Than NoneVomitacoBowling, Now with Explosions!The RevealReveal NovumRescissionGardening HeroThe GlisteningDon't Pierce My FleshHurtful!Insectophobe's Nightmare 2Return of the Hang Glider

BFDIA2 BFDIA: Yeah, Who? I Wanna KnowGet DiggingInsectophobe's Nightmare 3Zeeky Boogy DoogGet in the VanBFDIA 5bNo More Snow!It's a MonsterThe Long-lost Yoyle CityWell RestedIntruder AlertMeatyCatch These HandsTaste the Sweetness

IDFB3 IDFB: Welcome Back

B.F.B BFB: Getting Teardrop to TalkLick Your Way to FreedomWhy Would You Do This on a SwingsetToday's Very Special EpisodeFortunate BenFour Goes Too FarThe Liar Ball You Don't WantQuestions AnsweredThis Episode Is About BasketballEnter the ExitGet to the Top in 500 StepsWhat Do You Think of Roleplay?Return of the Rocket ShipDon't Dig Straight DownThe Four is LavaThe Escape from FourX Marks the SpotTake the TowerHow Loe Can You Grow?A Taste of SpaceLet's Raid The WarehouseWho Stole Donut's Diary?Fashion For Your Face!The Game Has ChangedThe Tweested TempleThe Hidden ContestantUprooting EverythingB.F.B. = Back From BeginningSOS (Save Our Show)Chapter Complete

TPOT Abbreviated BFDI:TPOT: You Know Those Buttons Don't Do Anything, Right?The Worst Day of Black Hole's LifeGetting Puffball To Think About RollercoastersGardening ZeroFishes and DishesThe Great Goikian Bake-OffThe Seven Wonders of GoikyBalancing P.A.C.T.Outbreak At Stake

Shorts: Thanks for 4 years!BFDI Is BackThanks for 4 years of Thanks for 4 years!BFDI's Road to Half a Billion ViewsYou're A Loser, But...Thanks for 600,000 subscribers!Thanks for 700,000 subscribers!Thanks for 800,000 thousand subscribers!Thanks for 900,000 subscribers!Thanks for 1,000,000 subscribers!Thanks for 4 years of Thanks for 4 years of Thanks for 4 years!Claustrophobe's NightmareTwosdayFish and ChipsWhy is the BFDI Mouth everywhere?Marker and Coiny plush have arrived!

YTPMVs: "Revenge", except every syllable is from BFDI

Promotional: Vote YoylecakeYou can help BFDI win an Award!The Loser Plush is here!The Official Four and X PlushWhat if BFDI was in r/place?BFDI *was* in r/place!

Other: The BeiBei SquisherX Finds Out His ValueBFDIA 6 Deleted ScenesThe JingJing Squisher (10 year anniversary)All I Want for X-mas — SONG by Four & X from BFBApply to join BFDI! Animators, Audio Editors, Background/Prop Artists and MoreJust Push Through It (Songify BFDI by Schmoyoho)The LOST NEWSPAPERS of Four and XAll BFDI soundboard videos! (compilation)Best BFDI Season 1a moments (according to data from you viewers!)

Specific parts: Cake at StakeStingers

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