Ice Cube: *gets flung back to the Squashy Grapes* WAAAAAAAH!
Announcer: Moving on, Pin, you have a Win Token. Would you like to use it now?
Announcer: Yeah, yeah. We know. Anyway, at 0 votes, it's-
Announcer: No. It's not. It's all girls...
Announcer: ...except Match...
Announcer: ...and Pin.
Announcer: Yeah. *throws at Bubble and Pencil. Bubble pops and Pencil flies off into the horizon.* Firey, Eraser, and Pen. Also no votes. *flings chunks to Eraser, Pen, and Firey*
Firey: Wooh! *melts chunk of ice, growing weeds*
Eraser and Pen: *smashed from chunk of ice* Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!
Blocky: Yeah, elbow room!
Announcer: Match and Pin, you only got one vote a piece.
Match: A piece? A PIECE? You know, we aren't just objects, well maybe Pin is.
Match: We have feelings too! But Pins don't matter.
*BAM! Match gets smashed in the face by an ice chunk*
Pencil: Match, are you okay?
Match: Hey, how are you back? I thought you flew away. Off beyond the horizon!
Pencil: You're seeing strange things because you're HALLUCINATING! See, I'll turn into dumb Bubble!
*Pencil turns into Bubble*
*Match slaps Pencil*
Match: Don't do that! It is K-R-E-P!
Voiceovers: Dun dun!
*The screen shows Woody and Blocky as the Final Two*
Woody: Aaaaaaaah! *flips out*
Announcer: ...is eliminated at six votes.
Woody: Aaaah. *sigh of relief*
Pen: Blocky gone?! But that can't be! Blocky's a great guy! He's my friend, too! And he's only killed two people.
*Flashback to Blocky kicking Bubble, causing her to pop*
*Flashback to Blocky throwing Ice Cube into a giant fire*
Announcer: Yeah, whatever.
*Blocky gets flung into the TLC*
Announcer: And, with that, the Squashy Grapes, the original losers, are now ahead at 9 to 8...
*Screen shows a scale weighing the amount of contestants on each team*
Announcer: ...and Golf Ball's chance of winning went from...
Golf Ball: 5.555 repeating percent to 5.882 percent!
*Pin tries eating the ice chunk*
*Pin spits out the ice chunk*
Pin: Phoo! Yuck! That was terrible!
Announcer: Well, let's see if you can do any better. Because the next challenge is all about food. Cooking it, and eating it.
(Intro cut short)
Announcer: Wait, we already played that, didn't we? Okay. So the remaining 17 of you will each bake a cake. I'll be one judge. Let's see. Flower, a previously eliminated contestant, could be our second. And the magical die of judgement...
*screen shows a die*
Announcer: ...will be our third.
Eraser: Wait, is that just a normal die?
Announcer: Um, maybe. So yeah. Your scores will be out of 26. Here are some ingredients.
*Cut to a pile of ingredients*
Announcer: There are no recipes for you to follow, and you may use any flavors you like. The contestant that makes the best cake receives a Win Token.
*screen shows 'GO!!!!'*
Pencil: Look, it's Bubble! Remember? How she can't count to three?
Match: Oh yeah, she's really dumb.
Bubble: Guys, I'm not dumb! I just died before I could get to three! See, I can do it! One, two...
*A strawberry lands on Bubble, popping her*
Match: Yeah, she's really dumb. Dumb for sure.
*Camera pan to Golf Ball, who is stirring her batter*
Golf Ball: Mix, mix, mix, mix, mix, mix!
Snowball: No recipes? How are you supposed to make a cake without recipes? It's as bad as making a cake out of DIRT!
*Snowball picks up some dirt from the ground and throws it away*
*Cut to Coiny, who throws some dirt into the Oven-O-Tron*
Coiny: Uh, um, well, a dirt cake is still better than an ice cake!
*The dirt Snowball threw whizzes past Coiny and lands in Golf Ball's batter, but she doesn't notice*
Tennis Ball: Look GB, I finished! It's a rice cake!
*Cut to Pen, Eraser and Leafy and her huge mixing bowl*
Eraser: Um, hey Leafy! Why are you making such a big cake?
Leafy: So if anyone is having trouble making a cake themselves, I can lend some!
Eraser: Oh, so is it like you do it for me?
Leafy: Um, I guess?
*Eraser turns to Pen*
Eraser: Good news Pen! Leafy is going to make our cakes!
Leafy: Well, that's not what I was planning for. So there's a price to pay!
*Leafy takes out a jar full of cyanide pills*
Leafy: Wha-? Oops, there's the jar I was looking for!
*Leafy takes out a jar labeled 'Tip Jar'*
Leafy: Pay up, boys! Minimum tip is five dollars.
Eraser: Oh, I don't have any money.
*Eraser turns to Pen*
Eraser: Pen, you got some?
Pen: Mmm, here!
*Pen takes out an eight dollar bill*
Pen: I have eight dollars! That'll be enough!
*Cut to Snowball*
Snowball: Making cakes without recipes is as almost as bad as making a cake out of TWO METAL BALLS!
*Snowball throws the two metal balls he formed away. One of them hits Ice Cube and she shatters*
*The other metal ball smashes the Ice Cube Recovery Center, and a sign appears on the Ice Cube Recovery Center Creator that reads 'Est. Time Left: 75 min.'*
*Cut to Needle, who is pouring Yeast into her bowl as Teardrop passes by*
*The Yeast in her bag runs out*
*Needle gets another bag of Yeast*
*Cut to Leafy, Pen and Eraser*
Leafy: I know, but eight dollars will only get you one cake, dum-dums!
Pen: Hey! I see something!
*Cut to $1.99 bill on the grass*
*Pen swoops and picks the bill up*
Pen: Aw, we're still one cent short!
Eraser: Coiny's a penny, right?
Pen (offscreen): Yeah!
*Cut to Pin and her cake, which is shaped like Flower*
*Teardrop approaches Pin*
Pin: Well, I'll get ten points from Flower, right?
*Cut to Bubble*
Bubble: One, two, three!
*Cut to a shocked Pencil and Match*
*Cut to Bubble again*
Bubble: Four, five, six, seven, eight!
Pencil: Hey, Match! Maybe Bubble isn't dumb!
*Cut to Golf Ball*
Golf Ball: La, la!
*A ding comes from the Oven-O-Tron*
Golf Ball: Cake's done!
*Golf Ball smells her cake*
Golf Ball: It smells... dirty! Oh well, probably just me.
*Cut to Coiny*
*A ding comes from the Oven-O-Tron*
Coiny: Now my cake is done!
*Cut to Firey, who is holding is cake above himself*
Firey: Heh, heh! Need an oven, Coiny? Not me. I'm my oven!
*Cut to Pen and Eraser picking up Coiny*
Coiny: Huh? Hey, put me down!
*Cut to Firey*
Firey: Ha ha!
*Cut to Rocky, who is standing by his bowl*
*Rocky vomits into his bowl*
Announcer: Thirty minutes left.
Match: Uh oh! We haven't started! I have twenty bucks.
*Match pulls out a combination of $8 bills, $1.99 bills and pennies*
Match: Let's buy some of Leafy's cakes!
*Cut to Leafy, who is pushing in her giant strawberry cake into the Oven-O-Tron*
*Leafy runs over to Woody*
Leafy: Woody? Do you need help? I'll lend you a cake for free!
*Cut to Pen and Eraser, with Coiny struggling*
Pen and Eraser: FOR FREE?!
Leafy: Well, um...
*Match runs over to Leafy*
Match: Leafy, we need three cakes. Here's fifteen dollars.
*Match hands Leafy some bills and coins ripped in half*
Match: And give these five to Woody.
Leafy: Well, I guess it all works out!
*Title card: 29 minutes later...*
Announcer: Boop. Judging time. Since Ice Cube is non-existent at the moment, she is xqz-d (excused). Let's go in alphabetical order. So Bubble is up.
*Cut to Bubble with Woody eyebrows, who is holding up a square of strawberry cake*
Match: Good luck, not-dumb friend!
*Bubble sets down his cake in front of the Announcer*
Announcer: Hmm, normal strawberry cake. Taste test.
*Announcer slices the cake in half and eats one half*
Announcer: Hmm, pretty good. Eight out of ten.
*Cut to TV, which shows that Bubble has a score of 8 out of 10*
Flower: Right now I'm really angry because I got voted off!
*screen shows a flashback of the explosion that Flower got blown away by*
*Flower steps onto Bubble's cake, destroying it*
Flower: Hey! That cake looks terrible!
*Camera pan to the remains of Bubble's cake*
Flower: Zero out of 10! Well, 1 out of 10, because I'm just SO NICE.
*Cut to TV, which shows that Bubble has a score of 9 out of 20*
Announcer: And the die.
*The announcer rolls the die. It lands on a four*
*TV shows that Bubble has a score of 13 out of 26*
Announcer: Coiny's turn.
*Coiny brings his cake up to the Announcer*
Coiny: It's, um, baked dirt!
Announcer: Um, well, dirt is unsafe, so I won't eat it. I'm sorry, but dirt will get a two.
Coiny: Well, a dirt cake is better than an ice cake!
Tennis Ball: Which rhymes with rice cake!
Flower: Well, I see you put effort into it, like baking it and stuff, I'll give it a seven for what wonderful things it could have been!
*Announcer rolls the die*
*The die lands on a five*
*TV shows that Coiny's score is 14 out of 26*
Bubble: OMBB! Dirt got a better score than mine?
Match: It's okay, you just may get a sub-dirt level!
*Eraser dumps his cake next to the Announcer*
Announcer: Strawberry again? Same as Bubble. I'll give it a seven this time, because it's the same.
Flower: Mmm. Ten?
*The die lands on a one*
*TV shows that Eraser has a score of 18 out of 26*
*Firey walks up to the announcer with his chocolate cake*
Firey: Mine's chocolate!
Announcer: You baked without the oven? That's an automatic 10 for effort.
Flower: I wouldn't say so! I pick three!
Announcer: And the die picks six.
*TV shows that Firey's score is 19 out of 26*
Announcer: Golf Ball?
*Golf Ball walks to the Announcer, balancing the cake on her head*
*The announcer eats the cake*
Announcer: Hey. I taste dirt.
Golf Ball: But I didn't put in any dirt!
Announcer: Putting in dirt and lying? I say zero.
Flower: I will too!
Announcer: And so does the die.
*Screen shows the die landing on zero*
Golf Ball: Wait, a die doesn't even have-
*TV shows Golf Ball's score is zero out of 26*
Announcer: Ice Cube is gone, so Leafy is up next.
*Leafy puts down her cake in front of the Announcer*
Announcer: Strawberry again? This is starting to get irritating. So you get a four.
Leafy: But I was the first to make the-
Flower: Quiet, weightless one! I have my answer. Wait, not yet.
*Flower takes out a spinner with numbers 1-10*
*Flower spins it and it lands on 10*
Leafy (offscreen): Yes!
Flower: I choose zero!
*The die lands on 15*
Announcer: Wow! The die says 15.
*TV shows Leafy's score is 19 out of 26*
*Title card: 10 minutes later...*
*Woody walks away from the Announcer*
Announcer: Okay. We are done. Let's compare.
*TV shows the ranks of each of the contestant's scores*
Announcer: I guess since Pin has the highest score with her Flower Cake, she gets her second Win Token. Note, Pin, that you can only use one Win Token at a time. Okay, now let's organize by team to see who won.
TV organizes the scores by teams. The Squishy Cherries have 134 while the Squashy Grapes have 121.
Announcer: So I guess the Cherries win this half of the contest. In the second half, each team will eat a hundred chocolate balls. The fastest team wins. And start eating.
*Various contestants begin eating the chocolate balls*
Announcer: Well, the Grapes won this part, so now it's a two-way tie, so we need a tie breaker. Whichever team manages to rip their team necktie first wins the contest. Get it? Tie breaker?
*Snowball rips the Squashy Grapes' team necktie*
Announcer: The Squashy Grapes win. So one of the Cherries goes home. Come on, choose one. You know you want to.
*Screen shows Pen, Match, Eraser, Pin, Firey, Pencil, Bubble and Woody*
*Title Card: Comment to vote! Last day of voting is April 10. Episode 5 will come out on May 1*
*Cut to a radio*
Radio: Breaking news! Scientists have recently classified Earth as a triple planet system! Consisting the Earth, the Moon and something called 'Needle's Cake'. That is supposedly a rapidly growing cake that has separated from Earth. Scientists predict that Needle's Cake will start nuclear fusion and become a star in three weeks.
*Cut to Leafy and Needle*
Leafy: Yeah, I guess it's pretty big, Needy.
*Cuts to black*
(Episode ends here)