Firey: Wooh! *melts chunk of ice, growing weeds*
Eraser and Pen: *smashed from chunk of ice* Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!
Blocky: Yeah, elbow room!
Match: A piece? A PIECE? You know, we aren't just objects, well maybe Pin is.
Match: We have feelings too! But Pins don't matter.
*BAM! Match gets smashed in the face by an ice chunk*
Pencil: Match, are you okay?
Match: Hey, how are you back? I thought you flew away. Off beyond the horizon!
Pencil: You're seeing strange things because you're HALLUCINATING! See, I'll turn into dumb Bubble!
*Pencil turns into Bubble*
*Match slaps Pencil*
Match: Don't do that! It is K-R-E-P!
Voiceovers: Dun dun!
*The screen shows Woody and Blocky as the Final Two*
Woody: Aaaaaaaah! *flips out*
Woody: Aaaah. *sigh of relief*
Pen: Blocky gone?! But that can't be! Blocky's a great guy! He's my friend, too! And he's only killed two people.
*Flashback to Blocky kicking Bubble, causing her to pop*
*Flashback to Blocky throwing Ice Cube into a giant fire*
*Blocky gets flung into the TLC*
*Screen shows a scale weighing the amount of contestants on each team*
Golf Ball: 5.555 repeating percent to 5.882 percent!
*Pin tries eating the ice chunk*
*Pin spits out the ice chunk*
Pin: Phoo! Yuck! That was terrible!
(Intro cut short)
*screen shows a die*
Eraser: Wait, is that just a normal die?
*Cut to a pile of ingredients*
*screen shows 'GO!!!!'*
Pencil: Look, it's Bubble! Remember? How she can't count to three?
Match: Oh yeah, she's really dumb.
Bubble: Guys, I'm not dumb! I just died before I could get to three! See, I can do it! One, two...
*A strawberry lands on Bubble, popping her*
Match: Yeah, she's really dumb. Dumb for sure.
*Camera pan to Golf Ball, who is stirring her batter*
Golf Ball: Mix, mix, mix, mix, mix, mix!
Snowball: No recipes? How are you supposed to make a cake without recipes? It's as bad as making a cake out of DIRT!
*Snowball picks up some dirt from the ground and throws it away*
*Cut to Coiny, who throws some dirt into the Oven-O-Tron*
*The dirt Snowball threw whizzes past Coiny and lands in Golf Ball's batter, but she doesn't notice*
Tennis Ball: Look GB, I finished! It's a rice cake!
*Cut to Pen, Eraser and Leafy and her huge mixing bowl*
Eraser: Um, hey Leafy! Why are you making such a big cake?
Leafy: So if anyone is having trouble making a cake themselves, I can lend some!
Eraser: Oh, so is it like you do it for me?
Leafy: Um, I guess?
*Eraser turns to Pen*
Eraser: Good news Pen! Leafy is going to make our cakes!
Leafy: Well, that's not what I was planning for. So there's a price to pay!
*Leafy takes out a jar full of cyanide pills*
Leafy: Wha-? Oops, there's the jar I was looking for!
*Leafy takes out a jar labeled 'Tip Jar'*
Leafy: Pay up, boys! Minimum tip is five dollars.
Eraser: Oh, I don't have any money.
*Eraser turns to Pen*
Eraser: Pen, you got some?
Pen: Mmm, here!
*Pen takes out an eight dollar bill*
Pen: I have eight dollars! That'll be enough!
*Cut to Snowball*
Snowball: Making cakes without recipes is as almost as bad as making a cake out of TWO METAL BALLS!
*Snowball throws the two metal balls he formed away. One of them hits Ice Cube and she shatters*
*The other metal ball smashes the Ice Cube Recovery Center, and a sign appears on the Ice Cube Recovery Center Creator that reads 'Est. Time Left: 75 min.'*
*Cut to Needle, who is pouring Yeast into her bowl as Teardrop passes by*
*The Yeast in her bag runs out*
*Needle gets another bag of Yeast*
*Cut to Leafy, Pen and Eraser*
Leafy: I know, but eight dollars will only get you one cake, dum-dums!
Pen: Hey! I see something!
*Cut to $1.99 bill on the grass*
*Pen swoops and picks the bill up*
Pen: Aw, we're still one cent short!
Eraser: Coiny's a penny, right?
Pen (offscreen): Yeah!
*Cut to Pin and her cake, which is shaped like Flower*
*Teardrop approaches Pin*
Pin: Well, I'll get ten points from Flower, right?
*Cut to Bubble*
Bubble: One, two, three!
*Cut to a shocked Pencil and Match*
*Cut to Bubble again*
Bubble: Four, five, six, seven, eight!
Pencil: Hey, Match! Maybe Bubble isn't dumb!
*Cut to Golf Ball*
Golf Ball: La, la!
*A ding comes from the Oven-O-Tron*
*Golf Ball smells her cake*
*Cut to Coiny*
*A ding comes from the Oven-O-Tron*
Coiny: Now my cake is done!
*Cut to Firey, who is holding is cake above himself*
Firey: Heh, heh! Need an oven, Coiny? Not me. I'm my oven!
*Cut to Pen and Eraser picking up Coiny*
Coiny: Huh? Hey, put me down!
*Cut to Firey*
*Cut to Rocky, who is standing by his bowl*
*Rocky vomits into his bowl*
*Match pulls out a combination of $8 bills, $1.99 bills and pennies*
Match: Let's buy some of Leafy's cakes!
*Cut to Leafy, who is pushing in her giant strawberry cake into the Oven-O-Tron*
*Leafy runs over to Woody*
Leafy: Woody? Do you need help? I'll lend you a cake for free!
*Cut to Pen and Eraser, with Coiny struggling*
Pen and Eraser: FOR FREE?!
Leafy: Well, um...
*Match runs over to Leafy*
Match: Leafy, we need three cakes. Here's fifteen dollars.
*Match hands Leafy some bills and coins ripped in half*
Match: And give these five to Woody.
Leafy: Well, I guess it all works out!
*Title card: 29 minutes later...*
*Cut to Bubble with Woody eyebrows, who is holding up a square of strawberry cake*
*Bubble sets down his cake in front of the Announcer*
*Announcer slices the cake in half and eats one half*
*Cut to TV, which shows that Bubble has a score of 8 out of 10*
*screen shows a flashback of the explosion that Flower got blown away by*
*Flower steps onto Bubble's cake, destroying it*
*Camera pan to the remains of Bubble's cake*
*Cut to TV, which shows that Bubble has a score of 9 out of 20*
*The announcer rolls the die. It lands on a four*
*TV shows that Bubble has a score of 13 out of 26*
*Coiny brings his cake up to the Announcer*
*Announcer rolls the die*
*The die lands on a five*
*TV shows that Coiny's score is 14 out of 26*
*Eraser dumps his cake next to the Announcer*
*The die lands on a one*
*TV shows that Eraser has a score of 18 out of 26*
*Firey walks up to the announcer with his chocolate cake*
*TV shows that Firey's score is 19 out of 26*
*Golf Ball walks to the Announcer, balancing the cake on her head*
*The announcer eats the cake*
*Screen shows the die landing on zero*
*TV shows Golf Ball's score is zero out of 26*
*Leafy puts down her cake in front of the Announcer*
*Flower takes out a spinner with numbers 1-10*
*Flower spins it and it lands on 10*
*The die lands on 15*
*TV shows Leafy's score is 19 out of 26*
*Title card: 10 minutes later...*
*Woody walks away from the Announcer*
*TV shows the ranks of each of the contestant's scores*
TV organizes the scores by teams. The Squishy Cherries have 134 while the Squashy Grapes have 121.
*Various contestants begin eating the chocolate balls*
*Snowball rips the Squashy Grapes' team necktie*
*Screen shows Pen, Match, Eraser, Pin, Firey, Pencil, Bubble and Woody*
*Title Card: Comment to vote! Last day of voting is April 10. Episode 5 will come out on May 1*
*Cut to a radio*
Radio: Breaking news! Scientists have recently classified Earth as a triple planet system! Consisting the Earth, the Moon and something called 'Needle's Cake'. That is supposedly a rapidly growing cake that has separated from Earth. Scientists predict that Needle's Cake will start nuclear fusion and become a star in three weeks.
*Cut to Leafy and Needle*
*Cuts to black*
(Episode ends here)