Ice Cube: I want revenge!
Announcer: ...Cake at Stake.
*Cake At Stake theme plays*
Announcer: So, since the cherries were dumber, they got a lower total test score. One of them goes home. And the number of votes is, *number of votes being displayed as 00000* hold on 1/60th of a minute, that doesn't seem right. *number of votes being displayed as 00012* Oink, there it is. It was the second time that digit  was used, and the third time that digit  was used. We weren't sure if they would work. Oh, and, um, Cherries, uh, well, I forgot to buy a cake, so I had to make something. It's a *bam* sliced chunk of Ice. *Ice Cube appears next to the cake*
Match: *About to vomit*
Announcer: So yeah, if you remain ice-chunk-less, you leave BFDI. And Ice Cube, what are you doing here? You're on the other team.
Ice Cube: *gets flung back to the Squashy Grapes* WAAAAAAAH!
Announcer: Moving on, Pin, you have a Win Token. Would you like to use it now?
Pin: Uh, no. I mean, there's nothing mean I-
Announcer: Yeah, yeah. We know. Anyway, at 0 votes, it's-
Pen: It's got to be Block...
Announcer: No. It's not. It's all girls...
All girls: Yeah!
Announcer: ...except Match...
Announcer: ...and Pin.
Announcer: Yeah. *throws at Bubble and Pencil. Bubble pops and Pencil flies off into the horizon.* Firey, Eraser, and Pen. Also no votes. *flings chunks to Eraser, Pen, and Firey*
Firey: Wooh! *melts chunk of ice, growing weeds*
Eraser and Pen: *smashed from chunk of ice* Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!
Blocky: Yeah, elbow room!
Announcer: Match and Pin, you only got one vote a piece.
Match: A piece? A PIECE? You know, we aren't just objects, well maybe Pin is.
Match: We have feelings too! But Pins don't matter.
*BAM! Match gets smashed in the face by an ice chunk*
Pencil: Match, are you okay?
Match: Hey, how are you back? I thought you flew away. Off beyond the horizon!
Pencil: You're seeing strange things because you're HALLUCINATING! See, I'll turn into dumb Bubble!
*Pencil turns into Bubble*
*Match slaps Pencil*
Match: Don't do that! It is K-R-E-P!
Voiceovers: Dun dun!
*The screen shows Woody and Blocky as the Final Two*
Woody: Aaaaaaaah! *flips out*
Announcer: ...is eliminated at six votes.
Woody: Aaaah. *sigh of relief*
Announcer: Whoa! Deja vu!
Pen: Blocky gone?! But that can't be! Blocky's a great guy! He's my friend, too! And he's only killed two people.
*Flashback to Blocky kicking Bubble, causing her to pop*
*Flashback to Blocky throwing Ice Cube into a giant fire*
Announcer: Yeah, whatever.
*Blocky gets flung into the TLC*
Announcer: And, with that, the Squashy Grapes, the original losers, are now ahead at 9 to 8...
*Screen shows a scale weighing the amount of contestants on each team*
Announcer: ...and Golf Ball's chance of winning went from...
Golf Ball: 5.555 repeating percent to 5.882 percent!
*Pin tries eating the ice chunk*
*Pin spits out the ice chunk*
Pin: Phoo! Yuck! That was terrible!
Announcer: Well, let's see if you can do any better. Because the next challenge is all about food. Cooking it, and eating it.
(Intro cut short)
Announcer: Wait, we already played that, didn't we? Okay. So the remaining 17 of you will each bake a cake. I'll be one judge. Let's see. Flower, a previously eliminated contestant, could be our second. And the magical die of judgement...
*screen shows a die*
Announcer: ...will be our third.
Eraser: Wait, is that just a normal die?
Announcer: Um, maybe. So yeah. Your scores will be out of 26. Here are some ingredients.
*Cut to a pile of ingredients*
Announcer: There are no recipes for you to follow, and you may use any flavors you like. The contestant that makes the best cake receives a Win Token.
*screen shows 'GO!!!!'*
Pencil: Look, it's Bubble! Remember? How she can't count to three?
Match: Oh yeah, she's really dumb.
Bubble: Guys, I'm not dumb! I just died before I could get to three! See, I can do it! One, two...
*A strawberry lands on Bubble, popping her*
Match: Yeah, she's really dumb. Dumb for sure.
*Camera pan to Golf Ball, who is stirring her batter*
Golf Ball: Mix, mix, mix, mix, mix, mix!
Snowball: No recipes? How are you supposed to make a cake without recipes? It's as bad as making a cake out of DIRT!
*Snowball picks up some dirt from the ground and throws it away*
*Cut to Coiny, who throws some dirt into the Oven-O-Tron*
Coiny: Uh, um, well, a dirt cake is still better than an ice cake!
*The dirt Snowball threw whizzes past Coiny and lands in Golf Ball's batter, but she doesn't notice*
Tennis Ball: Look GB, I finished! It's a rice cake!
*Cut to Pen, Eraser and Leafy and her huge mixing bowl*
Eraser: Um, hey Leafy! Why are you making such a big cake?
Leafy: So if anyone is having trouble making a cake themselves, I can lend some!
Eraser: Oh, so is it like you do it for me?
Leafy: Um, I guess?
*Eraser turns to Pen*
Eraser: Good news Pen! Leafy is going to make our cakes!
Leafy: Well, that's not what I was planning for. So there's a price to pay!
*Leafy takes out a jar full of cyanide pills*
Leafy: Wha-? Oops, there's the jar I was looking for!
*Leafy takes out a jar labeled 'Tip Jar'*
Leafy: Pay up, boys! Minimum tip is five dollars.
Eraser: Oh, I don't have any money.
*Eraser turns to Pen*
Eraser: Pen, you got some?
Pen: Mmm, here!
*Pen takes out an eight dollar bill*
Pen: I have eight dollars! That'll be enough!
*Cut to Snowball*
Snowball: Making cakes without recipes is as almost as bad as making a cake out of TWO METAL BALLS!
*Cut to Ice Cube, who is dancing*
*Snowball throws the two metal balls he formed away. One of them hits Ice Cube and she shatters*
*The other metal ball smashes the Ice Cube Recovery Center, and a sign appears on the Ice Cube Recovery Center Creator that reads 'Est. Time Left: 75 min.'*
*Cut to Needle, who is pouring Yeast into her bowl as Teardrop passes by*
*The Yeast in her bag runs out*
*Needle gets another bag of Yeast*
*Cut to Leafy, Pen and Eraser*
Leafy: I know, but eight dollars will only get you one cake, dum-dums!
Pen: Hey! I see something!
*Cut to $1.99 bill on the grass*
*Pen swoops and picks the bill up*
Pen: Aw, we're still one cent short!
Eraser: Coiny's a penny, right?
Pen (offscreen): Yeah!
*Cut to Pin and her cake, which is shaped like Flower*
*Teardrop approaches Pin*
Pin: Well, I'll get ten points from Flower, right?
*Cut to Bubble*
Bubble: One, two, three!
*Cut to a shocked Pencil and Match*
*Cut to Bubble again*
Bubble: Four, five, six, seven, eight!
Pencil: Hey, Match! Maybe Bubble isn't dumb!
*Cut to Golf Ball*
Golf Ball: La, la!
*A ding comes from the Oven-O-Tron*
Golf Ball: Cake's done!
*Golf Ball smells her cake*
Golf Ball: It smells... dirty! Oh well, probably just me.
*Cut to Coiny*
*A ding comes from the Oven-O-Tron*
Coiny: Now my cake is done!
*Cut to Firey, who is holding is cake above himself*
Firey: Heh, heh! Need an oven, Coiny? Not me. I'm my oven!
*Cut to Pen and Eraser picking up Coiny*
Coiny: Huh? Hey, put me down!
*Cut to Firey*
Firey: Ha ha!
*Cut to Rocky, who is standing by his bowl*
*Rocky vomits into his bowl*
Announcer: Thirty minutes left.
Match: Uh oh! We haven't started! I have twenty bucks.
*Match pulls out a combination of $8 bills, $1.99 bills and pennies*
Match: Let's buy some of Leafy's cakes!
*Cut to Leafy, who is pushing in her giant strawberry cake into the Oven-O-Tron*
*Leafy runs over to Woody*
Leafy: Woody? Do you need help? I'll lend you a cake for free!
*Cut to Pen and Eraser, with Coiny struggling*
Pen and Eraser: FOR FREE?!
Leafy: Well, um...
*Match runs over to Leafy*
Match: Leafy, we need three cakes. Here's fifteen dollars.
*Match hands Leafy some bills and coins ripped in half*
Match: And give these five to Woody.
Leafy: Well, I guess it all works out!
*Title card: 29 minutes later...*
Announcer: Boop. Judging time. Since Ice Cube is non-existent at the moment, she is xqz-d (excused). Let's go in alphabetical order. So Bubble is up.
*Cut to Bubble with Woody eyebrows, who is holding up a square of strawberry cake*
Match: Good luck, not-dumb friend!
*Bubble sets down his cake in front of the Announcer*
Announcer: Hmm, normal strawberry cake. Taste test.
*Announcer slices the cake in half and eats one half*
Announcer: Hmm, pretty good. Eight out of ten.
*Cut to TV, which shows that Bubble has a score of 8 out of 10*
Flower: Right now I'm really angry because I got voted off!
*screen shows a flashback of the explosion that Flower got blown away by*
*Flower steps onto Bubble's cake, destroying it*
Flower: Hey! That cake looks terrible!
*Camera pan to the remains of Bubble's cake*
Flower: Zero out of 10! Well, 1 out of 10, because I'm just SO NICE.
*Cut to TV, which shows that Bubble has a score of 9 out of 20*
Announcer: And the die.
*The announcer rolls the die. It lands on a four*
*TV shows that Bubble has a score of 13 out of 26*
Announcer: Coiny's turn.
*Coiny brings his cake up to the Announcer*
Coiny: It's, um, baked dirt!
Announcer: Um, well, dirt is unsafe, so I won't eat it. I'm sorry, but dirt will get a two.
Coiny: Well, a dirt cake is better than an ice cake!
Tennis Ball: Which rhymes with rice cake!
Flower: Well, I see you put effort into it, like baking it and stuff, I'll give it a seven for what wonderful things it could have been!
*Announcer rolls the die*
*The die lands on a five*
*TV shows that Coiny's score is 14 out of 26*
Bubble: OMBB! Dirt got a better score than mine?
Match: It's okay, you just may get a sub-dirt level!
*Eraser dumps his cake next to the Announcer*
Announcer: Strawberry again? Same as Bubble. I'll give it a seven this time, because it's the same.
Flower: Mmm. Ten?
*The die lands on a one*
*TV shows that Eraser has a score of 18 out of 26*
*Firey walks up to the announcer with his chocolate cake*
Firey: Mine's chocolate!
Announcer: You baked without the oven? That's an automatic 10 for effort.
Flower: I wouldn't say so! I pick three!
Announcer: And the die picks six.
*TV shows that Firey's score is 19 out of 26*
Announcer: Golf Ball?
*Golf Ball walks to the Announcer, balancing the cake on her head*
*The announcer eats the cake*
Announcer: Hey. I taste dirt.
Golf Ball: But I didn't put in any dirt!
Announcer: Putting in dirt and lying? I say zero.
Flower: I will too!
Announcer: And so does the die.
*Screen shows the die landing on zero*
Golf Ball: Wait, a die doesn't even have-
*TV shows Golf Ball's score is zero out of 26*
Announcer: Ice Cube is gone, so Leafy is up next.
*Leafy puts down her cake in front of the Announcer*
Announcer: Strawberry again? This is starting to get irritating. So you get a four.
Leafy: But I was the first to make the-
Flower: Quiet, weightless one! I have my answer. Wait, not yet.
*Flower takes out a spinner with numbers 1-10*
*Flower spins it and it lands on 10*
Leafy (offscreen): Yes!
Flower: I choose zero!
*The die lands on 15*
Announcer: Wow! The die says 15.
*TV shows Leafy's score is 19 out of 26*
*Title card: 10 minutes later...*
*Woody walks away from the Announcer*
Announcer: Okay. We are done. Let's compare.
*TV shows the ranks of each of the contestant's scores*
Announcer: I guess since Pin has the highest score with her Flower Cake, she gets her second Win Token. Note, Pin, that you can only use one Win Token at a time. Okay, now let's organize by team to see who won.
TV organizes the scores by teams. The Squishy Cherries have 134 while the Squashy Grapes have 121.
Announcer: So I guess the Cherries win this half of the contest. In the second half, each team will eat a hundred chocolate balls. The fastest team wins. And start eating.
*Various contestants begin eating the chocolate balls*
Announcer: Well, the Grapes won this part, so now it's a two-way tie, so we need a tie breaker. Whichever team manages to rip their team necktie first wins the contest. Get it? Tie breaker?
*Snowball rips the Squashy Grapes' team necktie*
Announcer: The Squashy Grapes win. So one of the Cherries goes home. Come on, choose one. You know you want to.
*Screen shows Pen, Match, Eraser, Pin, Firey, Pencil, Bubble and Woody*
*Title Card: Comment to vote! Last day of voting is April 10. Episode 5 will come out on May 1*
*Cut to a radio*
Radio: Breaking news! Scientists have recently classified Earth as a triple planet system! Consisting the Earth, the Moon and something called 'Needle's Cake'. That is supposedly a rapidly growing cake that has separated from Earth. Scientists predict that Needle's Cake will start nuclear fusion and become a star in three weeks.
*Cut to Leafy and Needle*
Leafy: Yeah, I guess it's pretty big, Needy.
*Cuts to black*
(Episode ends here)