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640px-BFDI25 — Return of the Hang Glider

Hey, Pen!

Huh? What is it?

Well, I was thinking about some stuff and I thought of something that might be a really cool coincidence.

And, what would that be?

I wonder what would happen if we took the first spoken word of the first episode, the second spoken word of the second episode, all the way until the 25th spoken word of the 25th episode.

Yeah?

And line up those words to make a message, What would you get?

I don't know, probably nothing.

[intro]

[vo] 22 cakes have come and gone, but none of them are nearly as magnificent as the Grand Cake.

[vo] That is seriously a hideous cake!

Really, Bubble? When did I say you were allowed to speak?

Never. But let's do Cake at Stake!

[a montage of every Cake at Stake intro, except the end of "the points are gone" intro is replaced with...]

Every eliminated contestant except David

CAKE AT STAKE!

Aw, seriously?

[pans across every recommended character]

We are going to release the eliminated contestants.

NO! Don't do that!

Why not?

You dunno? After years of seclusion, those, those creatures have gone insane!!

Too late!

See, they're perfectly fi...

Ourlgh!

Are you all ready for the ae?

Ae? What's the ae?

I said ae, ae, aeaeaeaeaeae. Well, I guess I'm unable to pronounce the ae sound anymore.

You mean the K sound? You can't pronounce the K sound.

Whatever, now be 'uiet.

Thanks a lot, Flower, you've messed up the announcer!!

O'ay, moving on, the, um... pastry, is all of the previous pastries mashed together.

Oh wow! [her mouth waters]

Leafy, stop salivating. Firey, you too, or you'll destroy yourself.

Ahhh... GAH!

Hurry up already!

So the person who got the most votes, will get this entire pastry along with Dream Island as well. [the screen shows up] We've got 870 votes, which means that there will be no Season Two.

Aw...

Before we announce the winner of BFDI, let's see who the eliminated people want to win.

Well, Leafy's killed me, Bubble's killed me, and Firey's killed me, so I don't think any of them should win.

But if we absolutely have to choose one of them, who'll it be?

Leafy, because she's a plant.

Spongy.

Leafy!

Leafy, because Firey's deadly and Bubble's fun to kill.

LEVEH!

Leafy!

Wow, Pin! You remembered our -- <flashback to the first part of the first episode> Pin, alliance, remember?

Oh yeah! Of course! And Needy, you vote for Leafy too! Right? <Needle slaps Pin>

Don't call me Needy! But no.

Then who?

Firey! <everyone slaps Needle>

Teardrop, are you going to vote?

Leafy, and I realise that all of the finalists weigh less than 1/10 of an ounce.

I vote Leafy, definitely not Firey.

Me too!

OMG! Bubble! <everyone slaps her, causing her to light her tip>

Leafy.

Uh, Bubble! [everyone corners her] Leafy! Leafy! Leafy, I mean Leafy!

[David votes for Leafy by showing leafs]

Leafy!

Bleh! <his barf is shaped like a leaf>

Leafy wins by a 15:2 vote.

Yeah!

But that doesn't mean you win Dream Island.

Then, who wins Dream Island?

Whoever got the most votes from the viewers. [the votes come in] Bubble, I'm sorry, but you only received 228 votes, so you don't win, but you've played a great game, you're a wonderful contestant.

Oh, do I at least get a prize?

You get one ashew.

Bless you!

No, I said ashew.

Wow, you must be allergic to something.

Ashew, ashew, ashew.

Maybe the announcer is allergic to this cashew. Here, you can have it, Bubble!

Yoylecake!

So the winner is either Firey or Leafy.

Firey, you're such a great friend. I'll be happy if either of us win.

Let's show the votes.

What? No drumroll? Why not?

Budget uts.

Uh...

I mean budget downsizings. So, Firey, you win.

Yaha!!

Before I give you Dream Island, I want to than the viewers for viewing, and the voters for voting. Thanks go out to jaysillyboy for voting the first ever vote, cheryblosen for the last ever vote, and the 6,814 votes in between..

Hurry up!

Ok, let's go.

First, choose the people who should be allowed onto the island.

Choose us!

Yeah, choose us! Choose us!

Okay!

YOYLECAKE!

Needle, you were the only person to vote for me. I appreciate that. You can come in too!

What about us?

Yeah, you can come in too.

Yeah, thanks!

You can pass, you can pass, you guys can all pass. Hey wait, David, I don't know about you.

Aw, seriously?

Ok, go ahead. Flower, I still think you're a jerk but you can come in.

Wow, Firey, thats so nice of you!

You better let me in, or else!

No, are you serious? Think of all the things that you've done!

But that's just it. I've grown closer to you than anyone you've ever known! I mean, if theres anyone let into the island, it should be me!

You're right! Get in there Coiny!

Wow, Firey, that was amazing! On another note, I can't wait to see Dream Island!

Well, Leafy, I don't think I can let you in.

What? But you let everybody else in, even Coiny!

When you rode my ferris wheel, you said...

<Flashback to Leafy on Firey's ferris wheel> Get me off this thing!

That really hurt me, deep down inside.

You better be joking Firey!

Leafy, you don't understand. That ferris wheel, I made it for myself, but more importantly I made it for you and you just rejected it.

Firey, I don't believe this!

Leafy, I'm sorry, but now I see the truth. You are a mean person, and I do not believe you deserve to be on Dream Island.

Announcer, give me Dream Island!

Oh, Dream Island is expensive. Are you able to afford it?

Oh, ah, ah...

Ah, yeah!

Wow! This will help pay for our budget.

That should do it. Oh, ah,... What is going on? Where is Dream Island?

We have to sell it because of budget slicings.

All contestants except Leafy

Did you just say that?

Seriously, Speaker Box. You can't just sell Dream Island!

I did.

What? Guys, we have to get Dream Island back!

According to my imagination, 99.8% of all islands are destroyed within 2 hours of being sold.

Yeah, face it, Pen. We're not getting Dream Island back.

But, 2 years of battling!

Pen, 2 years are nothing.

Get over it already!

Am I really the only person who wants Dream Island? At all?

I want Dream Island.

See? Eraser has a brain.

Erasers don't have brains.

I want Dream Island too!

OMG, why don't we just like, find out who got Dream Island right now?

Yeah! Hey Announcery, who did you sold Dream Island to?

I can't tell you that.

Please!

No.

Please!

No.

If you won't tell me, I'm gonna cry, and I cry acid!

Haha. Lever. I mean funny. I mean ratty. I mean-

Hey, where's Leafy?

Firey, don't tell me you rejected Leafy from Dream Island!

Ahh... Oh my gosh, look! It's a UFO!

I'm not falling for that trick.

Ahhhh!!!

Uh... um...

Hey guys, I'm back! H-Hello? Excuse me, where's the celebration?

Flower, I'm tired of this.

Wha- what do you mean

I mean, I'm tired of your self-centeredness. I'm tired the way you act around us. You know what that's mean? I'm tired of you!

*gasps* Bubble.....

Flower, your own popularity is your own fault. Everyone hate you because we can't stand all you talking about yourself!

Okay, if that's the way you want to be, fine. If you don't want me, I don't want you!

Wait, what?

Oh Flower, what are you doing?

Bubble, you should've seen this coming.

F-Flower, you need to calm down!

Bubble, I'm sorry. Oh wait, I'm not.

Oh, and it's turns out that that was the last Bubble Recovery Center. Ever.

Flower, you are an evil person. If that's how you are gonna treat others then I think you need punishment.

Firey, you do not kill a flower!

How does that feel?

(Camera shows Snowball, Tennis Ball, Match and Woody on the UFO>

Sooo...

OMG, we can play Spongy Cake!

Uh... I don't know what that is, but it sounds pretty dumb.

Aren't any of you concern about the fact that we're in an Unidentified Flying Object?

Okay, TB, take a chill pill. First of, it isn't unidentified.

What?

Match is right. (Snowball stands up, showing a sign behind him) It says the Announcer Transportation Device. (Snowball sits down again)

And second, it's not flying.

What do you mean? Of course it is.

Not anymore.

All four SCREAM

{{{2}}}

(Camera show the contestants in Dream Island again)

Pin: Teardrop, help me find out who has Dream Island!

Ice Cube: Can I-

Pin: Certain.

Golf Ball: I'll help as well.

Pin: So where do we start?

Golf Ball: Let's ask Leafy. She's on the other side of the gate.

(Eraser, Golf Ball, Pin, Ice Cube, Blocky, Teardrop walk over the Dream Island's gate)

Blocky: Leafy, do you have Dream Island?

(Leafy hides the certificate behind her)

Leafy: No.

Eraser: Firey really needs that island. He deserves it!

Leafy: He has to disagree with that. The way he acts was just-

(All the other contestants show up)

Leafy: -wonderful!

[Camera shows an "Infinite Matter Generator" in Rocky's mouth]

[Camera shows the announcer transportation device]

Tennis ball: Match! Flip the switch back! Start flying again!

Match: I can't! It's like a 1-way lever or something.

[Snowball points to a room with all the announcers inside it]

Snowball: There's all the other announcers!

Match: No way!

[Spike Ball Speaker Box throws a spikeball at Rocky's Infinite Matter Generator]

Pencil: Finally! No more vomit!

[Rocky barfs out a spike ball]

Flower: Ice cube, uh not worth it.

[Flower throws Ice Cube Recovery Center into the incinerator]

Firey: Flower! You've got to stop!

Coiny: Yeah Flower, end this immediately!

Blocky: Wow, thats the first time you 2 have ever agreed without arguing... I think.

[FIrey and Coiny hug]

Pen: Has Flower finally stopped her evil doings?

Flower: Nope!

[Flower throws Leafy Recovery Center into incinerator]

Leafy: I really dont know why Firey would do that. It seems he turned from a nice caring friend into jerk! A hideous, unloving jerk with no feelings at all!

Golf Ball: Leafy, I know you're upset, but that doesnt mean you have to call him names!

Pin: Maybe we can talk about it, you know, to soothe your feelings!

Leafy: Sorry, Pin, I don't want to talk right now.

Pin: I know Firey excluded you from Dream Island, but don't worry about it too much! Especially because-

Leafy: I know, especially because Firey never recieved Dream Island at all.

Pin: Wait... How do you know that?

Leafy: Uh... I heard him talking through the wall.

Eraser: But isnt that wall sound proof?

[Camera shows wall with "sound proof" painted on it]

Golf ball: I think I know whats going on, you bought Dream Island, didn't you! Thats how you know everything! This is all your fault, isn't it! Firey rejected you, you wanted revenge, isn't that what happened? Admit that's what happened, Leafy! Admit it already!

[Leafy starts turning into Evil Leafy]

Eraser: Guys, do you see that? She's turning evil!

Ice Cube: What?

Pin: What? Thats crazy!

Golf Ball: I think its time to see whats really going on inside this so called Leafy!

Eraser: Yeah!

[Eraser and Pin rip Leafy in half, revealing a foot ball]

Eraser: Foot ball!

Golf Ball: I didn't mean that literally!

[Flower throws Announcer Recovery Center and Cheese Orb Recovery Center into the incinerator while everyone begs her to stop]

Flower: Here goes that last and most important recovery center!

[Flower throws the Master Recovery Center into the incinerator]

Flower: I think my work here is done!

Pen: Don't you realize what you just did? All the damage you caused?

Bubble: Now if anyone dies, they'll be gone forever!

Flower: And that's what I want! Bubble, you were nice to me sometimes but not enough times, and to be honest I'm not sad to see you go.

[Flower pops Bubble]

[Everyone gasps]

Flower: Who's next?

Pen: Flower, calm down! Do you really want to do this?

Flower: Yes, of course I want to do this!

Flower: That's why I-

[Announcer Transportation Device crushes Flower]

Coiny: What is going on?

Match: Hey guys! OMG I'm alive!

Pen: Yeah, but you killed someone else under your massive machine.

Match: Oh my gosh, is it Pencil? It better not be Pencil!

Blocky: It's Flower.

Match: Well thats good then!

[Blocky and Match high-five]

Snowball: Tennis ball, wheres Woody?

Tennis Ball: He died.

Snowball: Yeah, we did crash pretty hard.

Tennis Ball: No, he died long before we landed. His fear of the color grey gave him a heart attack.

[Announcers walk out of the Announcer Transportation Device]

Green and Yellow Announcer: We're glad you managed to recover the funds we lost during this campaign.

Teardrop Speaker Box: It's proven unsuccessful, and now its time to come home.

Announcer: But what about-

Green and Yellow Announcer: It's ok, we can always return.

[All the announcers go into the Announcer Transportation Device, which repairs itself and flies away]

Pencil: Hey peoples, a meteorite hit Rocky so he cant barf anymore!

Tennis Ball: Wow, that's amazing!

Firey: Where's Leafy? I want to apologize for excluding her! She didnt deserve to be treated that way.

Golf Ball: Well, it turns out Leafy isnt such a nice person after all. She was the one who bought Dream Island so none of us could have it.

[Everyone gasps again]

Pin: I think Leafy deserves the death penalty!

[Everyone says "Yeah!"]

Pencil: I found Flower's Announcer Crusher! I'm pretty sure it will do the job!

Pin: Wow, good job Pencil!

[A robotic arm puts Leafy into the Announcer Crusher]

Golf Ball: Any last words Leafy?

Leafy: Yeah, I-

[Eraser activates the Announcer Crusher]

[Everyone shouts "Go!"]

Match: Hey, like, whats that thing over there?

[Cut to Firey flying on a hang glider]

[Firey picks up Leafy]

Leafy: What are you doing? Get your hands off of me you jerk!

Firey: Leafy, Leafy! Leafy, I'm sorry for what I did. I realise that what I wanted most wasn't Dream Island, It's you, your friendship. I just want you to know that I'm tired of all this turmoil thats going on, all these conflicts and stuff. And I'd rather spend my time with you, whether its on Dream Island or not.

Leafy: Really, you mean it?

Golf Ball: Hurry up! We have to get back to the execution!

[Shows Leafy and Firey flying into the sunset]

["The End" appears]

[Credits roll]

Pencil: Hey, Match, wouldn't it be weird if the very first and very last spoken words of BFDI were the same?

Match: Yeah!

[Episode ends]

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