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Return of the Hang Glider

DiaEraser

Hey, Pen!

DiaPen

Huh? What is it?

DiaEraser

Well, I was thinking about some stuff and I thought of something that might be a really cool coincidence.

DiaPen

And, what would that be?

DiaEraser

I wonder what would happen if we took the first spoken word of the first episode, the second spoken word of the second episode, all the way until the 25th spoken word of the 25th episode.

DiaPen

Yeah?

DiaEraser

And line up those words to make a message, What would you get?

DiaPen

I don't know, probably nothing.
[intro]

DiaAnn

[vo] 22 cakes have come and gone, but none of them are nearly as magnificent as the Grand Cake.

DiaBubble

[vo] That is seriously a hideous cake!

DiaAnn

Really, Bubble? When did I say you were allowed to speak?

DiaBubble

Never. But let's do Cake at Stake!
[a montage of every Cake at Stake intro, except the end of "the points are gone" intro is replaced with...]

DiaZZUnknown

Every eliminated contestant except David
CAKE AT STAKE!

DiaDavid

Aw, seriously?
[pans across every recommended character]

DiaAnn

We are going to release the eliminated contestants.

DiaLeafy

NO! Don't do that!

DiaAnn

Why not?

DiaFirey

You dunno? After years of seclusion, those, those creatures have gone insane!!

DiaAnn

Too late!

<the TLC tips on its side, freeing the eliminated contestants>

DiaAnn

See, they're perfectly fi...

<Flower bites off a piece of the Announcer>

DiaBubble

Ourlgh!

DiaAnn

Are you all ready for the ae?

DiaLeafy

Ae? What's the ae?

DiaAnn

I said ae, ae, aeaeaeaeaeae. Well, I guess I'm unable to pronounce the ae sound anymore.

DiaLeafy

You mean the K sound? You can't pronounce the K sound.

DiaAnn

Whatever, now be 'uiet.

DiaFirey

Thanks a lot, Flower, you've messed up the announcer!!

DiaAnn

O'ay, moving on, the, um... pastry, is all of the previous pastries mashed together.

DiaLeafy

Oh wow! [her mouth waters]

DiaAnn

Leafy, stop salivating. Firey, you too, or you'll destroy yourself.

DiaFirey

Ahhh... GAH!

DiaBubble

Hurry up already!

DiaAnn

So the person who got the most votes, will get this entire pastry along with Dream Island as well. [the screen shows up] We've got 870 votes, which means that there will be no Season Two.

DiaLeafy

Aw...

DiaAnn

Before we announce the winner of BFDI, let's see who the eliminated people want to win.

DiaFlower

Well, Leafy's killed me, Bubble's killed me, and Firey's killed me, so I don't think any of them should win.

DiaAnn

But if we absolutely have to choose one of them, who'll it be?

DiaFlower

Leafy, because she's a plant.

DiaAnn

Spongy.

DiaSpongy

Leafy!

DiaBlocky

Leafy, because Firey's deadly and Bubble's fun to kill.

DiaWoody

LEVEH!

DiaPin

Leafy!

DiaLeafy

Wow, Pin! You remembered our -- <flashback to the first part of the first episode> Pin, alliance, remember?

DiaPin

Oh yeah! Of course! And Needy, you vote for Leafy too! Right? <Needle slaps Pin>

DiaNeedle

Don't call me Needy! But no.

DiaAnn

Then who?

DiaNeedle

Firey! <everyone slaps Needle>

DiaAnn

Teardrop, are you going to vote?

DiaTD

<Shakes her head no>

DiaGB

Leafy, and I realise that all of the finalists weigh less than 1/10 of an ounce.

DiaCoiny

I vote Leafy, definitely not Firey.

DiaSB

Me too!

DiaMatch

OMG! Bubble! <everyone slaps her, causing her to light her tip>

DiaEraser

Leafy.

DiaPen

Leafy.

DiaTB

Leafy.

DiaPencil

Uh, Bubble! [everyone corners her] Leafy! Leafy! Leafy, I mean Leafy!
[David votes for Leafy by showing leafs]

DiaIC

Leafy!

DiaRocky

Bleh! <his barf is shaped like a leaf>

DiaAnn

Leafy wins by a 15:2 vote.

DiaLeafy

Yeah!

DiaAnn

But that doesn't mean you win Dream Island.

DiaLeafy

Then, who wins Dream Island?

DiaAnn

Whoever got the most votes from the viewers. [the votes come in] Bubble, I'm sorry, but you only received 228 votes, so you don't win, but you've played a great game, you're a wonderful contestant.

DiaBubble

Oh, do I at least get a prize?

DiaAnn

You get one ashew.

DiaBubble

Bless you!

DiaAnn

No, I said ashew.

DiaBubble

Wow, you must be allergic to something.

DiaAnn

Ashew, ashew, ashew.

DiaLeafy

Maybe the announcer is allergic to this cashew. Here, you can have it, Bubble!

DiaBubble

Yoylecake!

DiaAnn

So the winner is either Firey or Leafy.

DiaLeafy

Firey, you're such a great friend. I'll be happy if either of us win.

DiaAnn

Let's show the votes.

<the votes are shown quickly>

DiaBubble

What? No drumroll? Why not?

DiaAnn

Budget uts.

DiaBubble

Uh...

DiaAnn

I mean budget downsizings. So, Firey, you win.

DiaFirey

Yaha!!

<the Announcer throws the Grand Cake to Firey> <Coiny faints>

DiaAnn

Before I give you Dream Island, I want to than the viewers for viewing, and the voters for voting. Thanks go out to jaysillyboy for voting the first ever vote, cheryblosen for the last ever vote, and the 6,814 votes in between..

DiaFirey

Hurry up!

DiaAnn

Ok, let's go.

<Cuts to the contestants standing in front of Dream Island>

DiaAnn

First, choose the people who should be allowed onto the island.

DiaMatch

Choose us!

DiaPencil

Yeah, choose us! Choose us!

DiaFirey

Okay!

DiaBubble

YOYLECAKE!

DiaFirey

Needle, you were the only person to vote for me. I appreciate that. You can come in too!

DiaSB

What about us?

DiaFirey

Yeah, you can come in too.

DiaPen

Yeah, thanks!

DiaFirey

You can pass, you can pass, you guys can all pass. Hey wait, David, I don't know about you.

DiaDavid

Aw, seriously?

DiaFirey

Ok, go ahead. Flower, I still think you're a jerk but you can come in.

DiaLeafy

Wow, Firey, thats so nice of you!

DiaCoiny

You better let me in, or else!

DiaFirey

No, are you serious? Think of all the things that you've done!

DiaCoiny

But that's just it. I've grown closer to you than anyone you've ever known! I mean, if theres anyone let into the island, it should be me!

DiaFirey

You're right! Get in there Coiny!

DiaLeafy

Wow, Firey, that was amazing! On another note, I can't wait to see Dream Island!

DiaFirey

Well, Leafy, I don't think I can let you in.

DiaLeafy

What? But you let everybody else in, even Coiny!

DiaFirey

When you rode my ferris wheel, you said...

DiaLeafy

<Flashback to Leafy on Firey's ferris wheel> Get me off this thing!

DiaFirey

That really hurt me, deep down inside.

DiaLeafy

You better be joking Firey!

DiaFirey

Leafy, you don't understand. That ferris wheel, I made it for myself, but more importantly I made it for you and you just rejected it.

DiaLeafy

Firey, I don't believe this!

DiaFirey

Leafy, I'm sorry, but now I see the truth. You are a mean person, and I do not believe you deserve to be on Dream Island.

<Firey closes the gate> <Leafy shaking her hands in anger> <Leafy calls the Announcer>

DiaLeafy

Announcer, give me Dream Island!

<Screen split into two smaller one, the left being Leafy's, the right being Announcer in a ball house>

DiaAnn

Oh, Dream Island is expensive. Are you able to afford it?

DiaLeafy

Oh, ah, ah...

<Leafy takes a box of paper slips and writes 1,000,000,000,000$ on it>

DiaLeafy

Ah, yeah!

<Leafy gives the paper slip to the Announcer though the telephone>

DiaAnn

Wow! This will help pay for our budget.

<Announcer gives the certificate with "Leafy now owns Dream Island" written on it to Leafy> <Camera pans to Firey, after blocking off Dream Island's entrance>

DiaFirey

That should do it. Oh, ah,... What is going on? Where is Dream Island?

<Camera zooms out, show that Dream Island has disappear>

DiaAnn

We have to sell it because of budget slicings.

DiaZZUnknown

All contestants except Leafy
<screams>

DiaBlocky

Did you just say that?

DiaEraser

Seriously, Speaker Box. You can't just sell Dream Island!

DiaAnn

I did.

DiaPen

What? Guys, we have to get Dream Island back!

DiaGB

According to my imagination, 99.8% of all islands are destroyed within 2 hours of being sold.

DiaTB

Yeah, face it, Pen. We're not getting Dream Island back.

DiaPen

But, 2 years of battling!

DiaCoiny

Pen, 2 years are nothing.

DiaPencil

Get over it already!

DiaPen

Am I really the only person who wants Dream Island? At all?

DiaEraser

I want Dream Island.

DiaPen

See? Eraser has a brain.

DiaEraser

Erasers don't have brains.

DiaFlower

I want Dream Island too!

<An asteroid hits Flower>

DiaMatch

OMG, why don't we just like, find out who got Dream Island right now?

DiaBubble

Yeah! Hey Announcery, who did you sold Dream Island to?

DiaAnn

I can't tell you that.

DiaBubble

Please!

DiaAnn

No.

DiaBubble

Please!

DiaAnn

No.

DiaBubble

If you won't tell me, I'm gonna cry, and I cry acid!

DiaAnn

Haha. Lever. I mean funny. I mean ratty. I mean-

DiaPin

Hey, where's Leafy?

DiaPencil

Firey, don't tell me you rejected Leafy from Dream Island!

DiaFirey

Ahh... Oh my gosh, look! It's a UFO!

DiaPencil

I'm not falling for that trick.

<Screen changes to a UFO abducting Tennis Ball, Match, Snowball and Woody>

DiaTB

Ahhhh!!!

DiaMatch

Ahhhh!!!

DiaSB

Ahhhh!!!

DiaWoody

Ahhhh!!!

DiaBlocky

Uh... um...

<Camera shows the MR> <The MRC revives Flower>

DiaFlower

Hey guys, I'm back! H-Hello? Excuse me, where's the celebration?

DiaBubble

Flower, I'm tired of this.

DiaFlower

Wha- what do you mean

DiaBubble

I mean, I'm tired of your self-centeredness. I'm tired the way you act around us. You know what that's mean? I'm tired of you!

DiaFlower

*gasps* Bubble.....

DiaBubble

Flower, your own popularity is your own fault. Everyone hate you because we can't stand all you talking about yourself!

DiaFlower

Okay, if that's the way you want to be, fine. If you don't want me, I don't want you!

DiaBubble

Wait, what?

<Flower picking up the BRC>

DiaBubble

Oh Flower, what are you doing?

DiaFlower

Bubble, you should've seen this coming.

<Flower with the BRC standing next to an incinerator>

DiaBubble

F-Flower, you need to calm down!

DiaFlower

Bubble, I'm sorry. Oh wait, I'm not.

<Flower throws the BRC into the incinerator>

DiaFlower

Oh, and it's turns out that that was the last Bubble Recovery Center. Ever.

DiaFirey

Flower, you are an evil person. If that's how you are gonna treat others then I think you need punishment.

<Firey pushes Flower into the incinerator> <The MRC revives Flower>

DiaFlower

Firey, you do not kill a flower!

<Flower throws the FRC into the incinerator>

DiaFlower

How does that feel?
(Camera shows Snowball, Tennis Ball, Match and Woody on the UFO>

DiaSB

Sooo...

DiaMatch

OMG, we can play Spongy Cake!

DiaSB

Uh... I don't know what that is, but it sounds pretty dumb.

DiaTB

Aren't any of you concern about the fact that we're in an Unidentified Flying Object?

DiaMatch

Okay, TB, take a chill pill. First of, it isn't unidentified.

DiaTB

What?

DiaSB

Match is right. (Snowball stands up, showing a sign behind him) It says the Announcer Transportation Device. (Snowball sits down again)

DiaMatch

And second, it's not flying.

DiaSB

What do you mean? Of course it is.

<Match turns the "Flying" switch off>

DiaMatch

Not anymore.

<The ATD drops down>

DiaZZUnknown

All four SCREAM
{{{2}}}
(Camera show the contestants in Dream Island again)
Pin: Teardrop, help me find out who has Dream Island!
Ice Cube: Can I-
Pin: Certain.
Golf Ball: I'll help as well.
Pin: So where do we start?
Golf Ball: Let's ask Leafy. She's on the other side of the gate.
(Eraser, Golf Ball, Pin, Ice Cube, Blocky, Teardrop walk over the Dream Island's gate)
Blocky: Leafy, do you have Dream Island?
(Leafy hides the certificate behind her)
Leafy: No.
Eraser: Firey really needs that island. He deserves it!
Leafy: He has to disagree with that. The way he acts was just-
(All the other contestants show up)
Leafy: -wonderful!
[Camera shows an "Infinite Matter Generator" in Rocky's mouth]
[Camera shows the announcer transportation device]
Tennis ball: Match! Flip the switch back! Start flying again!
Match: I can't! It's like a 1-way lever or something.
[Snowball points to a room with all the announcers inside it]
Snowball: There's all the other announcers!
Match: No way!
[Spike Ball Speaker Box throws a spikeball at Rocky's Infinite Matter Generator]
Pencil: Finally! No more vomit!
[Rocky barfs out a spike ball]
Flower: Ice cube, uh not worth it.
[Flower throws Ice Cube Recovery Center into the incinerator]
Firey: Flower! You've got to stop!
Coiny: Yeah Flower, end this immediately!
Blocky: Wow, thats the first time you 2 have ever agreed without arguing... I think.
[FIrey and Coiny hug]
Pen: Has Flower finally stopped her evil doings?
Flower: Nope!
[Flower throws Leafy Recovery Center into incinerator]
Leafy: I really dont know why Firey would do that. It seems he turned from a nice caring friend into jerk! A hideous, unloving jerk with no feelings at all!
Golf Ball: Leafy, I know you're upset, but that doesnt mean you have to call him names!
Pin: Maybe we can talk about it, you know, to soothe your feelings!
Leafy: Sorry, Pin, I don't want to talk right now.
Pin: I know Firey excluded you from Dream Island, but don't worry about it too much! Especially because-
Leafy: I know, especially because Firey never recieved Dream Island at all.
Pin: Wait... How do you know that?
Leafy: Uh... I heard him talking through the wall.
Eraser: But isnt that wall sound proof?
[Camera shows wall with "sound proof" painted on it]
Golf ball: I think I know whats going on, you bought Dream Island, didn't you! Thats how you know everything! This is all your fault, isn't it! Firey rejected you, you wanted revenge, isn't that what happened? Admit that's what happened, Leafy! Admit it already!
[Leafy starts turning into Evil Leafy]
Eraser: Guys, do you see that? She's turning evil!
Ice Cube: What?
Pin: What? Thats crazy!
Golf Ball: I think its time to see whats really going on inside this so called Leafy!
Eraser: Yeah!
[Eraser and Pin rip Leafy in half, revealing a foot ball]
Eraser: Foot ball!
Golf Ball: I didn't mean that literally!
[Flower throws Announcer Recovery Center and Cheese Orb Recovery Center into the incinerator while everyone begs her to stop]
Flower: Here goes that last and most important recovery center!
[Flower throws the Master Recovery Center into the incinerator]
Flower: I think my work here is done!
Pen: Don't you realize what you just did? All the damage you caused?
Bubble: Now if anyone dies, they'll be gone forever!
Flower: And that's what I want! Bubble, you were nice to me sometimes but not enough times, and to be honest I'm not sad to see you go.
[Flower pops Bubble]
[Everyone gasps]
Flower: Who's next?
Pen: Flower, calm down! Do you really want to do this?
Flower: Yes, of course I want to do this!
Flower: That's why I-
[Announcer Transportation Device crushes Flower]
Coiny: What is going on?
Match: Hey guys! OMG I'm alive!
Pen: Yeah, but you killed someone else under your massive machine.
Match: Oh my gosh, is it Pencil? It better not be Pencil!
Blocky: It's Flower.
Match: Well thats good then!
[Blocky and Match high-five]
Snowball: Tennis ball, wheres Woody?
Tennis Ball: He died.
Snowball: Yeah, we did crash pretty hard.
Tennis Ball: No, he died long before we landed. His fear of the color grey gave him a heart attack.
[Announcers walk out of the Announcer Transportation Device]
Green and Yellow Announcer: We're glad you managed to recover the funds we lost during this campaign.
Teardrop Speaker Box: It's proven unsuccessful, and now its time to come home.
Announcer: But what about-
Green and Yellow Announcer: It's ok, we can always return.
[All the announcers go into the Announcer Transportation Device, which repairs itself and flies away]
Pencil: Hey peoples, a meteorite hit Rocky so he cant barf anymore!
Tennis Ball: Wow, that's amazing!
Firey: Where's Leafy? I want to apologize for excluding her! She didnt deserve to be treated that way.
Golf Ball: Well, it turns out Leafy isnt such a nice person after all. She was the one who bought Dream Island so none of us could have it.
[Everyone gasps again]
Pin: I think Leafy deserves the death penalty!
[Everyone says "Yeah!"]
Pencil: I found Flower's Announcer Crusher! I'm pretty sure it will do the job!
Pin: Wow, good job Pencil!
[A robotic arm puts Leafy into the Announcer Crusher]
Golf Ball: Any last words Leafy?
Leafy: Yeah, I-
[Eraser activates the Announcer Crusher]
[Everyone shouts "Go!"]
Match: Hey, like, whats that thing over there?
[Cut to Firey flying on a hang glider]
[Firey picks up Leafy]
Leafy: What are you doing? Get your hands off of me you jerk!
Firey: Leafy, Leafy! Leafy, I'm sorry for what I did. I realise that what I wanted most wasn't Dream Island, It's you, your friendship. I just want you to know that I'm tired of all this turmoil thats going on, all these conflicts and stuff. And I'd rather spend my time with you, whether its on Dream Island or not.
Leafy: Really, you mean it?
Golf Ball: Hurry up! We have to get back to the execution!
[Shows Leafy and Firey flying into the sunset]
["The End" appears]
[Credits roll]
Pencil: Hey, Match, wouldn't it be weird if the very first and very last spoken words of BFDI were the same?
Match: Yeah!
[Episode ends]

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