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Return of the Hang Glider

Eraser

Hey, Pen!

Pen

Huh? What is it?

Eraser

Well, I was thinking about some stuff and I thought of something that might be a really cool coincidence.

Pen

And, what would that be?

Eraser

I wonder what would happen if we took the first spoken word of the first episode, the second spoken word of the second episode, all the way until the 25th spoken word of the 25th episode.

Pen

Yeah?

Eraser

And line up those words to make a message, What would you get?

Pen

I don't know, probably nothing.
[intro]

Announcer

[vo] 22 cakes have come and gone, but none of them are nearly as magnificent as the Grand Cake.

Bubble

[vo] That is seriously a hideous cake!

Announcer

Really, Bubble? When did I say you were allowed to speak?

Bubble

Never. But let's do Cake at Stake!
[a montage of every Cake at Stake intro, except the end of "the points are gone" intro is replaced with...]

DiaZZUnknown

Every eliminated contestant except David
CAKE AT STAKE!

David

Aw, seriously?
[pans across every recommended character]

Announcer

We are going to release the eliminated contestants.

Leafy

NO! Don't do that!

Announcer

Why not?

Firey

You dunno? After years of seclusion, those, those creatures have gone insane!!

Announcer

Too late!

<the TLC tips on its side, freeing the eliminated contestants>

Announcer

See, they're perfectly fi...

<Flower bites off a piece of the Announcer>

Bubble

Ourlgh!

Announcer

Are you all ready for the ae?

Leafy

Ae? What's the ae?

Announcer

I said ae, ae, aeaeaeaeaeae. Well, I guess I'm unable to pronounce the ae sound anymore.

Leafy

You mean the K sound? You can't pronounce the K sound.

Announcer

Whatever, now be 'uiet.

Firey

Thanks a lot, Flower, you've messed up the announcer!!

Announcer

O'ay, moving on, the, um... pastry, is all of the previous pastries mashed together.

Leafy

Oh wow! [her mouth waters]

Announcer

Leafy, stop salivating. Firey, you too, or you'll destroy yourself.

Firey

Ahhh... GAH!

Bubble

Hurry up already!

Announcer

So the person who got the most votes, will get this entire pastry along with Dream Island as well. [the screen shows up] We've got 870 votes, which means that there will be no Season Two.

Leafy

Aw...

Announcer

Before we announce the winner of BFDI, let's see who the eliminated people want to win.

Flower

Well, Leafy's killed me, Bubble's killed me, and Firey's killed me, so I don't think any of them should win.

Announcer

But if we absolutely have to choose one of them, who'll it be?

Flower

Leafy, because she's a plant.

Announcer

Spongy.

Spongy

Leafy!

Blocky

Leafy, because Firey's deadly and Bubble's fun to kill.

Woody

LEVEH!

Pin

Leafy!

Leafy

Wow, Pin! You remembered our -- <flashback to the first part of the first episode> Pin, alliance, remember?

Pin

Oh yeah! Of course! And Needy, you vote for Leafy too! Right? <Needle slaps Pin>

Needle

Don't call me Needy! But no.

Announcer

Then who?

Needle

Firey! <everyone slaps Needle>

Announcer

Teardrop, are you going to vote?

Teardrop

<Shakes her head no>

Golf Ball

Leafy, and I realise that all of the finalists weigh less than 1/10 of an ounce.

Coiny

I vote Leafy, definitely not Firey.

Snowball

Me too!

Match

OMG! Bubble! <everyone slaps her, causing her to light her tip>

Eraser

Leafy.

Pen

Leafy.

Tennis Ball

Leafy.

Pencil

Uh, Bubble! [everyone corners her] Leafy! Leafy! Leafy, I mean Leafy!
[David votes for Leafy by showing leafs]

Ice Cube

Leafy!

Rocky

Bleh! <his barf is shaped like a leaf>

Announcer

Leafy wins by a 15:2 vote.

Leafy

Yeah!

Announcer

But that doesn't mean you win Dream Island.

Leafy

Then, who wins Dream Island?

Announcer

Whoever got the most votes from the viewers. [the votes come in] Bubble, I'm sorry, but you only received 228 votes, so you don't win, but you've played a great game, you're a wonderful contestant.

Bubble

Oh, do I at least get a prize?

Announcer

You get one ashew.

Bubble

Bless you!

Announcer

No, I said ashew.

Bubble

Wow, you must be allergic to something.

Announcer

Ashew, ashew, ashew.

Leafy

Maybe the announcer is allergic to this cashew. Here, you can have it, Bubble!

Bubble

Yoylecake!

Announcer

So the winner is either Firey or Leafy.

Leafy

Firey, you're such a great friend. I'll be happy if either of us win.

Announcer

Let's show the votes.

<the votes are shown quickly>

Bubble

What? No drumroll? Why not?

Announcer

Budget uts.

Bubble

Uh...

Announcer

I mean budget downsizings. So, Firey, you win.

Firey

Yaha!!

<the Announcer throws the Grand Cake to Firey> <Coiny faints>

Announcer

Before I give you Dream Island, I want to than the viewers for viewing, and the voters for voting. Thanks go out to jaysillyboy for voting the first ever vote, cheryblosen for the last ever vote, and the 6,814 votes in between..

Firey

Hurry up!

Announcer

Ok, let's go.

<Cuts to the contestants standing in front of Dream Island>

Announcer

First, choose the people who should be allowed onto the island.

Match

Choose us!

Pencil

Yeah, choose us! Choose us!

Firey

Okay!

Bubble

YOYLECAKE!

Firey

Needle, you were the only person to vote for me. I appreciate that. You can come in too!

Snowball

What about us?

Firey

Yeah, you can come in too.

Pen

Yeah, thanks!

Firey

You can pass, you can pass, you guys can all pass. Hey wait, David, I don't know about you.

David

Aw, seriously?

Firey

Ok, go ahead. Flower, I still think you're a jerk but you can come in.

Leafy

Wow, Firey, thats so nice of you!

Coiny

You better let me in, or else!

Firey

No, are you serious? Think of all the things that you've done!

Coiny

But that's just it. I've grown closer to you than anyone you've ever known! I mean, if theres anyone let into the island, it should be me!

Firey

You're right! Get in there Coiny!

Leafy

Wow, Firey, that was amazing! On another note, I can't wait to see Dream Island!

Firey

Well, Leafy, I don't think I can let you in.

Leafy

What? But you let everybody else in, even Coiny!

Firey

When you rode my ferris wheel, you said...

Leafy

<Flashback to Leafy on Firey's ferris wheel> Get me off this thing!

Firey

That really hurt me, deep down inside.

Leafy

You better be joking Firey!

Firey

Leafy, you don't understand. That ferris wheel, I made it for myself, but more importantly I made it for you and you just rejected it.

Leafy

Firey, I don't believe this!

Firey

Leafy, I'm sorry, but now I see the truth. You are a mean person, and I do not believe you deserve to be on Dream Island.

<Firey closes the gate> <Leafy shaking her hands in anger> <Leafy calls the Announcer>

Leafy

Announcer, give me Dream Island!

<Screen split into two smaller one, the left being Leafy's, the right being Announcer in a ball house>

Announcer

Oh, Dream Island is expensive. Are you able to afford it?

Leafy

Oh, ah, ah...

<Leafy takes a box of paper slips and writes 1,000,000,000,000$ on it>

Leafy

Ah, yeah!

<Leafy gives the paper slip to the Announcer though the telephone>

Announcer

Wow! This will help pay for our budget.

<Announcer gives the certificate with "Leafy now owns Dream Island" written on it to Leafy> <Camera pans to Firey, after blocking off Dream Island's entrance>

Firey

That should do it. Oh, ah,... What is going on? Where is Dream Island?

<Camera zooms out, show that Dream Island has disappear>

Announcer

We have to sell it because of budget slicings.

DiaZZUnknown

All contestants except Leafy
<screams>

Blocky

Did you just say that?

Eraser

Seriously, Speaker Box. You can't just sell Dream Island!

Announcer

I did.

Pen

What? Guys, we have to get Dream Island back!

Golf Ball

According to my imagination, 99.8% of all islands are destroyed within 2 hours of being sold.

Tennis Ball

Yeah, face it, Pen. We're not getting Dream Island back.

Pen

But, 2 years of battling!

Coiny

Pen, 2 years are nothing.

Pencil

Get over it already!

Pen

Am I really the only person who wants Dream Island? At all?

Eraser

I want Dream Island.

Pen

See? Eraser has a brain.

Eraser

Erasers don't have brains.

Flower

I want Dream Island too!

<An asteroid hits Flower>

Match

OMG, why don't we just like, find out who got Dream Island right now?

Bubble

Yeah! Hey Announcery, who did you sold Dream Island to?

Announcer

I can't tell you that.

Bubble

Please!

Announcer

No.

Bubble

Please!

Announcer

No.

Bubble

If you won't tell me, I'm gonna cry, and I cry acid!

Announcer

Haha. Lever. I mean funny. I mean ratty. I mean-

Pin

Hey, where's Leafy?

Pencil

Firey, don't tell me you rejected Leafy from Dream Island!

Firey

Ahh... Oh my gosh, look! It's a UFO!

Pencil

I'm not falling for that trick.

<Screen changes to a UFO abducting Tennis Ball, Match, Snowball and Woody>

Tennis Ball

Ahhhh!!!

Match

Ahhhh!!!

Snowball

Ahhhh!!!

Woody

Ahhhh!!!

Blocky

Uh... um...

<Camera shows the MR> <The MRC revives Flower>

Flower

Hey guys, I'm back! H-Hello? Excuse me, where's the celebration?

Bubble

Flower, I'm tired of this.

Flower

Wha- what do you mean

Bubble

I mean, I'm tired of your self-centeredness. I'm tired the way you act around us. You know what that's mean? I'm tired of you!

Flower

*gasps* Bubble.....

Bubble

Flower, your own popularity is your own fault. Everyone hate you because we can't stand all you talking about yourself!

Flower

Okay, if that's the way you want to be, fine. If you don't want me, I don't want you!

Bubble

Wait, what?

<Flower picking up the BRC>

Bubble

Oh Flower, what are you doing?

Flower

Bubble, you should've seen this coming.

<Flower with the BRC standing next to an incinerator>

Bubble

F-Flower, you need to calm down!

Flower

Bubble, I'm sorry. Oh wait, I'm not.

<Flower throws the BRC into the incinerator>

Flower

Oh, and it's turns out that that was the last Bubble Recovery Center. Ever.

Firey

Flower, you are an evil person. If that's how you are gonna treat others then I think you need punishment.

<Firey pushes Flower into the incinerator> <The MRC revives Flower>

Flower

Firey, you do not kill a flower!

<Flower throws the FRC into the incinerator>

Flower

How does that feel?
(Camera shows Snowball, Tennis Ball, Match and Woody on the UFO>

Snowball

Sooo...

Match

OMG, we can play Spongy Cake!

Snowball

Uh... I don't know what that is, but it sounds pretty dumb.

Tennis Ball

Aren't any of you concern about the fact that we're in an Unidentified Flying Object?

Match

Okay, TB, take a chill pill. First of, it isn't unidentified.

Tennis Ball

What?

Snowball

Match is right. (Snowball stands up, showing a sign behind him) It says the Announcer Transportation Device. (Snowball sits down again)

Match

And second, it's not flying.

Snowball

What do you mean? Of course it is.

<Match turns the "Flying" switch off>

Match

Not anymore.

<The ATD drops down>

DiaZZUnknown

All four SCREAM
{{{2}}}
(Camera show the contestants in Dream Island again)
Pin: Teardrop, help me find out who has Dream Island!
Ice Cube: Can I-
Pin: Certain.
Golf Ball: I'll help as well.
Pin: So where do we start?
Golf Ball: Let's ask Leafy. She's on the other side of the gate.
(Eraser, Golf Ball, Pin, Ice Cube, Blocky, Teardrop walk over the Dream Island's gate)
Blocky: Leafy, do you have Dream Island?
(Leafy hides the certificate behind her)
Leafy: No.
Eraser: Firey really needs that island. He deserves it!
Leafy: He has to disagree with that. The way he acts was just-
(All the other contestants show up)
Leafy: -wonderful!
[Camera shows an "Infinite Matter Generator" in Rocky's mouth]
[Camera shows the announcer transportation device]
Tennis ball: Match! Flip the switch back! Start flying again!
Match: I can't! It's like a 1-way lever or something.
[Snowball points to a room with all the announcers inside it]
Snowball: There's all the other announcers!
Match: No way!
[Spike Ball Speaker Box throws a spikeball at Rocky's Infinite Matter Generator]
Pencil: Finally! No more vomit!
[Rocky barfs out a spike ball]
Flower: Ice cube, uh not worth it.
[Flower throws Ice Cube Recovery Center into the incinerator]
Firey: Flower! You've got to stop!
Coiny: Yeah Flower, end this immediately!
Blocky: Wow, thats the first time you 2 have ever agreed without arguing... I think.
[FIrey and Coiny hug]
Pen: Has Flower finally stopped her evil doings?
Flower: Nope!
[Flower throws Leafy Recovery Center into incinerator]
Leafy: I really dont know why Firey would do that. It seems he turned from a nice caring friend into jerk! A hideous, unloving jerk with no feelings at all!
Golf Ball: Leafy, I know you're upset, but that doesnt mean you have to call him names!
Pin: Maybe we can talk about it, you know, to soothe your feelings!
Leafy: Sorry, Pin, I don't want to talk right now.
Pin: I know Firey excluded you from Dream Island, but don't worry about it too much! Especially because-
Leafy: I know, especially because Firey never recieved Dream Island at all.
Pin: Wait... How do you know that?
Leafy: Uh... I heard him talking through the wall.
Eraser: But isnt that wall sound proof?
[Camera shows wall with "sound proof" painted on it]
Golf ball: I think I know whats going on, you bought Dream Island, didn't you! Thats how you know everything! This is all your fault, isn't it! Firey rejected you, you wanted revenge, isn't that what happened? Admit that's what happened, Leafy! Admit it already!
[Leafy starts turning into Evil Leafy]
Eraser: Guys, do you see that? She's turning evil!
Ice Cube: What?
Pin: What? Thats crazy!
Golf Ball: I think its time to see whats really going on inside this so called Leafy!
Eraser: Yeah!
[Eraser and Pin rip Leafy in half, revealing a foot ball]
Eraser: Foot ball!
Golf Ball: I didn't mean that literally!
[Flower throws Announcer Recovery Center and Cheese Orb Recovery Center into the incinerator while everyone begs her to stop]
Flower: Here goes that last and most important recovery center!
[Flower throws the Master Recovery Center into the incinerator]
Flower: I think my work here is done!
Pen: Don't you realize what you just did? All the damage you caused?
Bubble: Now if anyone dies, they'll be gone forever!
Flower: And that's what I want! Bubble, you were nice to me sometimes but not enough times, and to be honest I'm not sad to see you go.
[Flower pops Bubble]
[Everyone gasps]
Flower: Who's next?
Pen: Flower, calm down! Do you really want to do this?
Flower: Yes, of course I want to do this!
Flower: That's why I-
[Announcer Transportation Device crushes Flower]
Coiny: What is going on?
Match: Hey guys! OMG I'm alive!
Pen: Yeah, but you killed someone else under your massive machine.
Match: Oh my gosh, is it Pencil? It better not be Pencil!
Blocky: It's Flower.
Match: Well thats good then!
[Blocky and Match high-five]
Snowball: Tennis ball, wheres Woody?
Tennis Ball: He died.
Snowball: Yeah, we did crash pretty hard.
Tennis Ball: No, he died long before we landed. His fear of the color grey gave him a heart attack.
[Announcers walk out of the Announcer Transportation Device]
Green and Yellow Announcer: We're glad you managed to recover the funds we lost during this campaign.
Teardrop Speaker Box: It's proven unsuccessful, and now its time to come home.
Announcer: But what about-
Green and Yellow Announcer: It's ok, we can always return.
[All the announcers go into the Announcer Transportation Device, which repairs itself and flies away]
Pencil: Hey peoples, a meteorite hit Rocky so he cant barf anymore!
Tennis Ball: Wow, that's amazing!
Firey: Where's Leafy? I want to apologize for excluding her! She didnt deserve to be treated that way.
Golf Ball: Well, it turns out Leafy isnt such a nice person after all. She was the one who bought Dream Island so none of us could have it.
[Everyone gasps again]
Pin: I think Leafy deserves the death penalty!
[Everyone says "Yeah!"]
Pencil: I found Flower's Announcer Crusher! I'm pretty sure it will do the job!
Pin: Wow, good job Pencil!
[A robotic arm puts Leafy into the Announcer Crusher]
Golf Ball: Any last words Leafy?
Leafy: Yeah, I-
[Eraser activates the Announcer Crusher]
[Everyone shouts "Go!"]
Match: Hey, like, whats that thing over there?
[Cut to Firey flying on a hang glider]
[Firey picks up Leafy]
Leafy: What are you doing? Get your hands off of me you jerk!
Firey: Leafy, Leafy! Leafy, I'm sorry for what I did. I realise that what I wanted most wasn't Dream Island, It's you, your friendship. I just want you to know that I'm tired of all this turmoil thats going on, all these conflicts and stuff. And I'd rather spend my time with you, whether its on Dream Island or not.
Leafy: Really, you mean it?
Golf Ball: Hurry up! We have to get back to the execution!
[Shows Leafy and Firey flying into the sunset]
["The End" appears]
[Credits roll]
Pencil: Hey, Match, wouldn't it be weird if the very first and very last spoken words of BFDI were the same?
Match: Yeah!
[Episode ends]

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