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Puffball flies over Evil Forest, while Fries sleeps on her. He then gets hit by a basketball raining from a cloud.

Fries

Yikes! Wait, where's the rest of our team?

Puffball

Gelatin pushed Golf Ball, Tennis Ball and Rocky off.

Fries

Right, right. I remember that.

Puffball

Then you fell asleep, and Gelatin and Firey decided to tie their legs together, and fall off.

Fries

Seems like the type of thing they would do. So where are they now?

Puffball

I heard some demonic screams, so they probably got eaten by Evil Leafy.

Fries

You mean that Evil Leafy?
Evil Leafy teleports, screen darkens. Camera zooms onto FreeSmart walking over Evil Leafy.

Book

Hey, aren't we forgetting someone?

Pencil

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, nope, we aren't missing anyone.

Book

I mean, like Golf Ball and Tennis Ball and Rocky.

Pencil

HA! You're kidding, right?

Match

OMG, Book, you are so, like, hilarious!

Book

But-

Match

We wanna win, right?

Book

Well, yes but..

Match

Shush.You have just answered your own question.
Intro plays
FreeSmart reaches the top of Evil Leafy, where a platform with green, red, and yellow buttons is visible. Ruby reaches it by popping Bubble.

Ruby

Do I.. press it?

Pencil

Yes, of course. Of course you, dum dum! Of course you press it!
Ruby starts to cry.

Pencil

OK, I'm sorry, Ruby. It's just, hmm, it's just.. I really wanna get outta here! Um. and we're so close!
Camera zooms out to show Evil Leafy's body.

Pencil

I just.. I didn't know how to act.. I'm sorry.

Ruby

Okay.
Ruby presses the green button and makes a landmine explosion occur, blowing Match and Ice Cube away.

Pencil

Ruby! Press the red button, not the green button. Don't they teach you this in Gem School?

Ruby

I didn't go to Gem School!

Book

Pencil, Gem School is only for diamonds. Don't you know?

Pencil

I'm sorry, Ruby. Just press the button already.
Ruby presses the yellow button, making a cage fall on Ruby, Pencil and Book.

Pencil

Ruby! Red Button! Not the yellow button, not the green button! THE RED BUTTON!

Ruby

Sorry!
Ruby presses the red button, making a laser appear which kills Pencil.

Book

I think Pencil wanted you to press the purple button!
Ruby presses the purple button. A purple laser appears and teleports Book and Ruby outside of Evil Leafy. Book and Ruby start slowly walking away from her, but were too late, and Evil Leafy starts to chase them, who are screaming.

Fries

Puffball, our team members are in there, follow them!

Puffball

On it!
Puffball and Fries start following Book and Ruby. Puffball, Fries, Book, Ruby and Evil Leafy pass by various different things.

Nickel

Maybe we should just give up.. We're not going to WIN.

Pin

Stop being so pessimistic, Nickel. We still have a chance! [gets stuck on slush] Oh no! I'm STUCK!
Coiny and Bomby strain themselves trying to get Pin off the slush, but a lightning bolt strikes a tree, and the two start screaming and running away from the falling tree, which kills Pin.
Book and Ruby still get chased by Evil Leafy, then they climb a tree

Ruby

Cut the rope!!
Book cuts the rope which holds a 9,042 kilogram weight, which kills Evil Leafy, Fries and Puffball. Book and Ruby High-five each other

Book

Now what?

Ruby

We recover our dead team members!

Book

But the HPRC was inside Evil Leafy, and we just crushed her!

Ruby

Oh, right. [begins to sob.
Ruby died from sadness shortly after.
Her best friend Book was unfazed and went on to made billions selling Ruby's remains.
W.O.A.H. Bunch are still walking.

Nickel

No more snow!!

Yellow Face

YAAAAAAAAY!!!!! [A bowl of petunias falls and crashes in front of Bomby.

Bomby

ohmygoshohmygoshohmygosh! ohmygoshohmygoshohmygosh!

Coiny

Stop panicking! It's just a bowl of petunias.

Yellow Face

So, Needle, how much further to Yoyle Mountain??? [Needle pulls out her Distance Tracker 2000, then activates it.

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Distance Tracker 2000
70 FEET LEFT.
Needle cheers along with Yellow Face and Spongy.

Coiny

Wait, no, no, no, you.. you did all that wrong. See, that's the distance to.. Evil Canyon. What you want, You wanna press this.

Coiny

And see? The distance to Yoyle Mountain is actually 2,761 miles.

Spongy

But, Coiny..

Coiny

Spongy, I know it's far, but don't complain. We have to DO this!

Spongy

Coiny, the canyon!

Coiny

What?! [lands with a huge thud.

Yellow Face

Needle, are you doing okay? Can you stay up much LONGER???

Needle

No!

Yellow Face

Uh-oh. We need to find something to land on, or else we are going to DIE.

Coiny

Hey, Spongy, do you think you could do us a little favor, and.. IMPALE yourself on those spikes to save our lives!

Spongy

No way!

Needle

Help me!

Nickel

Spongy, PLEASE! We'll die either way!

Coiny

Yeah, PLEASE!

Spongy

NO! Not moving!

Coiny

What's that? I can't exactly tell what you said through all those layers of fat. It said it's kind of like - (Coiny squishes his cheeks to mock Spongy's voice, saying, "Sure thing, Coiny.")

Spongy

No! I said–
Coiny pushes Spongy to the spikes.
Spongy screams mildly. Yellow Face, Bomby, Nickel, Coiny and Needle jump onto Spongy's Back.
Spongy continues to cry slightly, then coughed a few times and silence.

Nickel

Now how are we going to get across?

Coiny

Oh, there's a way. There is DEFINITELY a way. Hey Needy!
Needle slaps Coiny.

Needle

Don't call me Needy!
Coiny slides on the soil on the other side of the canyon, and thumbs up because his method worked, causing other members of his team except Needle and Spongy to do the same.

Yellow Face

Needy!
Needle slaps Yellow Face.

Bomby

Needy!
Needle slaps Bomby.

Nickel

Needy.
Needle slaps Nickel.

Yellow Face

Hold on, how are Needle and Spongy gonna get off?

Coiny

Well Spongy's dead already. I- I hope.

Yellow Face

Ok, but we still need to get Needy up here!
Needle tries to slap him but she can't because she is still in the chasm.

Nickel

Well FreeSmart's got the HPRC, we could kill Needle now and recover her when we catch up the FreeSmart.

Needle

No!

Yellow Face

Don't worry guys, I got this covered.
Yellow Face throws the ignited flamethrower.

Needle

Help me!
The flamethrower sets Needle and Spongy's corpse on fire, killing Needle in the process.
Scene cuts to the remaining 4 survivors of the W.O.A.H Bunch walking through the forest.

Coiny

Hey, you Two are FreeSmarters. Where's the HPRC?

Book

It got crushed.

Coiny

Oh, so Pin, Needle and Spongy are dead forever?

Book

Yep, so are Match, Bubble, Ice Cube, Pencil, Fries, Puffball, Golf Ball, Gelatin, Firey, Tennis Ball and Rocky.

Coiny

So we are the final 6 contestants in BFDIA? My chance of winning has tripled! Oh yeah!

Firey Speaker Box

So you killed yourself and destroyed the one and only HPRC. Why am I not surprised?

Coiny

Because you think we're stupid, and we're not. You're stupid, because Firey made you!
A HPHPRCC drops from the sky.

Firey Speaker Box

Here's a Hand-powered HPRC Creator.

Yellow Face

You mean an HPHPRCC? Those are my favorite!

Firey Speaker Box

If you turn the crank long enough, it will create an HPRC.

Nickel

Uh, how long is long enough?

Firey Speaker Box

It depends on how hard you guys crank. It can take anywhere from a few weeks to over a month!

Nickel

Oh great. How fun. I've been reduced to a cranking slave!

Ruby

Weeks of cranking? That sounds exhausting!

Firey Speaker Box

Remember, it's for the lives of your freddies!

Ruby

Friends, schmends. My arms will be leaves by the time it's over!

Firey Speaker Box

Now get cranking that HPHPRCC! I'll see you all when you get to the summit of Yoyle Mountain.
Book, Ruby, Yellow Face, Nickel, Coiny and Bomby start cranking the HPHPRCC.
Match and Ice Cube show up walking.

Match

Hey guys, guess who's back!

Book

Match! I thought you died in the explosion.

Match

Well it was enough to set me on, like, fire, but it wasn't enough to kill me. Ice Cube survived too!

Nickel

Hey, you might wanna put out that flame. We're in a forest here.

Match

Oh, right.
Match grabs Ice Cube and puts her on her burning head, melting her and extinguishing the fire, leaving water dripping down her body.