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"Well, yeah, but like, Military Cactus is already infinitely small, being a singularity-" - Black Hole

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Military Cactus is a recommended character from Episode 25. Whom they were recommended by is a mystery as their paper slip below them is confusing and the quality of the image is low. They appear to be a potted cactus with a sombrero-looking hat, and they have a trollface. They don't appear to have anything to do with the military.