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Cold Open

Bubble walks to the swing, and sits on the third swing
Pin walks to the swing, and sits on the fourth swing
Bubble jumps out of the swing, and moves to the left-most swing
Pin jumps out of the swing, and moves to the second to the left swing

Bubble

Really Pin? Not this again! What do you want?

Pin

I think we should set aside our differences, and become acquaintances!

Bubble

I don't know. I mean you're a Pin and I'm a Bubble so-

Pin

I said, we should set aside our differences!

Bubble

Well, I'm also in another alliance.

Pin

Bubble, don't you want to be friends with a wonderfully beautiful, universally admired, stunningly courageous, mind boggling modest heroic leader like me?

Bubble

I'll have to make sure it's ok with my alliance.

Pin

Bubble, your alliance is dead, and besides, we've got a lot in common!

Bubble

Really? I don't think so.

Pin

Hmm... I hate Leafy. You did too, right?

Bubble

OMBB, Leafy definitely! Leafy is a monster!

Pin

And her voice is so freakish!

Bubble

That's so true!
Leafy shows up as Metal Leafy

Metal Leafy

Hey guys, it took an awfully long time that 2,763 miles, but I'm back!

Bubble and Pin

BLEHLEHLEHLEHLEHLE-
Pin and Bubble freak out and make weird faces at her
Opening plays.

After the intro

Pin and Bubble are trying to freeze Leafy in Metal form by throwing Freeze Juice syringes at her

Pin

Keep throwing!

Bubble

Why isn't she dying?!

Pin

I don't know, but don't stop.

Metal Leafy

You can't freeze metal, dum-dums! Anyway, I came back because I was tired of eating yoyleberries and I wanted some other food for change. Do you have any recommendations?

Bubble

Hmm.... I would recommend Gelatin's Steakhouse, but Gelatin's dead. What do you want to eat?

Metal Leafy

Oh umm, well, hum, uh ha ha, you you, you, well, uh, It's- It's a-you know, it's ha ha, umm, gosh, uh.., hmm, uh hmm, ha, umm, onion?

Bubble

Hmm... Why didn't you say so?
Bubble gives an onion to Leafy and Leafy eats it

Metal Leafy

Uh.. Thanks.

Bubble

No problem!
Pin starts to move off to the right

Metal Leafy

So, uh.. What you wanna do now?

Bubble

What you have in mind?

Metal Leafy

Oh, umm..., well, where's Firey?

Bubble

He died in Coiny's explosion. Do you want to bring him back at the.. at the HPRC?

Metal Leafy

Ok.
Bubble and Leafy go to the HPRC to revive the lost contestants (who died in the previous episode)
Leafy cranks it while Bubble types the names of the contestants to be brought back

Bubble

Firey, Tennis Ball, Bomby, Golf Ball, Book, Puffball, Nickel, Match, Yellow Face, Ice Cube, Rocky, Spongy, Pencil, Fries, Ruby, Gelatin.
Pin attempts to throw a knife to kill Leafy while she is hiding in a bush
Pin throws the knife, Leafy dodges it, Bubble and the other revived contestants dodge it too.
Scene cuts to Coiny and Needle listening to the Puffball Speaker Box

Puffball Speaker Box

Hey contestants, guess what time it is?

Coiny

Yeah, it's time for Cake at Stake.

Puffball Speaker Box

That's right. It's time for Cake at Sta-
The Puffball Speaker Box gets stabbed by the knife and stops mid-sentence
The Puffball Speaker Box starts vomiting a rainbow substance
A screen pops up with the text "Members of the puffball species are known to regurgitate a rainbow substance during times of distress."

Coiny

Ugh, what's this stuff?
Needle runs away from the vomiting Speaker Box
Flower is watching it, she vomits an Evil Leafy and made the area around her dark

Bubble

Whee!

Pin

Whee!

Bubble

Whee!

Pin

Whee!

Bubble

Whee!

Pin

Whee!

Bubble

Whee!

Pin

Whee! Whee!

Bubble

Pin, I have to go.

Pin

Huh?

Bubble

Soirry!
Book and Ice Cube show up walking to Pin to talk with her

Pin

Hey, you two, do you want to swing with me?

Book

Well, that sounds fun, but we're going to Match's dance party right now.

Pin

Oh, I would not go there if I were you. Match is real meanie!

Book

Pin, I already made up my mind. We're going!

Pin

What about Icy's mind? Huh? Has she made her mind yet? See, that's what I thought. Your making decisions for Ice Cube without letting her think for herself. Honestly, I think Ice Cube would love to come swing with me, but YOU have to control her every move!

Book

What? That's nonsense! Ice Cube is my friend, I would never–

Pin

Admit it, Book. You are suppressing Ice Cube's rights, and to be ashamed of it, Ice Cube is a person too you know! You should let her do it what she wants instead of you want. You are a filthy, self-absorbed, unloving, dirty little–

Ice Cube

I want to go on Match's dance party too!

Pin

Oh. Uh, well, then.
Scene cuts to Book and Ice Cube climbing the Eiffel Tower to go to Match's dance party by climbing a black rope during windy weather
Book and Ice cube reach the Clubhouse of Awesomeness while Pencil, Match, Bubble and Ruby are dancing

Bubble

Hey, munchkins, do you come to party with us?

Book

Yeah! Isn't this exciting, Ice Cube?

Pencil

Woah, woah, woah. Those monstrosities cannot allowed in here!

Bubble

Why not? They're in our alliance are they?

Pencil

Bubble, they're alternates remember? They can only join the alliance if one of us leaves!

Match

Pencil is right you know, so goodbye.
Match kicks Book and Ice Cube out of the dance party
Scene cuts to Leafy talking to Firey

Metal Leafy

Hey Firey.

Firey

Umm... who are you?

Metal Leafy

I'm Leafy, don't you remember?

Firey

No.
Leafy starts to worry
Gelatin's hammer crushes Leafy

Gelatin

That was close.

Firey

I know, strangers these days are so... strange.
Leafy disappears

Firey

Hey, isn't time for Cake at Stake?

Gelatin

It is, but Pin stabbed the Puffball Announcer with a knife.

Puffball

You did what?

Pin

I didn't mean to! It was an accid–
Puffball spits Rainbow onto her

Firey

No worries Gelatin. I still got my Replacement Speaker Box!
Firey puts his Speaker Box to the ground

Firey Speaker Box

Yep! and now it's time for Cake at Stake!
CAKE AT STAKE!

Cake at Stake

[Scene cuts to the elimination area]

Firey Speaker Box

The cake this time is Donut's corpse, chopped up into 18 little pieces.

Nickel

That's kinda gross.

Firey Speaker Box

Don't worry. He's been recovered, and returned to the TLC!

Nickel

No, I mean the cake is gross.

Firey Speaker Box

You should be worth thankful for what I give you.

Golf Ball

Hurry up!

Firey Speaker Box

Ok, ok. We received 7,104 votes, which is the most ever!

Fries

Yeah, whatever. Go to the important stuff already.

Firey Speaker Box

Ok. Puffball won the prize again!
TV is showing the likes, with Puffball at 424 likes (the most) and Match at 201 likes (the least)

Golf Ball

But I was supposed to get the most likes. I​ built dream island!

Firey Speaker Box

Well, the competition did come down to the wire. Look at these wires!
[TV is showing the graph of likes over the last five days of the top 3 contestants with the most likes]

Tennis Ball

Aww... I wanted Rocky to win. He might have gotten his barf back!

Match

Wait, you want Rocky's disgusting barf back?

Tennis Ball

Yeah. It was cute! Don't you think?
[Match slaps Tennis Ball for wanting Rocky to win]
[Scene cuts to the Prize Wheel]

Puffball

Umm... Can you spin it for me, Book?

Book

Sure!
[Book spins the wheel, and "Removal of Limbs of chosen contestant" is selected]

Puffball

What does that mean?

Firey Speaker Box

You can choose 1 contestant to lose their limbs!

TV

What will Puffball do with her prize?

Puffball

Can I get myself limbs?

Firey Speaker Box

No, that would be breaking the rules.

Puffball

Well, I don't really want to make this decision.

Firey Speaker Box

YOU MUST!

Puffball

I'll go for Pin, because she stabbed my Speaker Box!

Pin

What? But it was an accident, and I–

Firey Speaker Box

Good choice!
[Pin's limbs are removed by mechanical hands from the Speaker Box]
[Book laughs]
[Pin's limbs are put onto the top of Puffball]

TV

LOLOLOLOL Pin is limbless LOLOLOLOL

Puffball

It's almost like having limbs.

Firey Speaker Box

Puffball, what's your secret? Every time your team up for voting, you've won the Prize!

Puffball

Oh, wow.

TV

Tay Vay

Firey Speaker Box

Now it's time for the elimination. W.O.A.H Bunch, you won last time, so you get Donut Chops!
[TV shows the flashback on the previous episode when the Puffball Speaker Box is rating W.O.A.H Bunch's Dream Island]
[The Firey Speaker Box throws the Donut Chops to the members of the W.O.A.H Bunch, who are sitting on yellow stairs just near the elimination podium]
[Everyone in the W.O.A.H Bunch catch their Donut Chops, except for Pin, who was newly limbless]

Pin

I can't catch anything without my precious arms!

Yellow Face

You'll get used to it.

Firey Speaker Box

Moving on, Gelatin, you only received 105 dislikes.

Gelatin

That seems like... a lot.

Firey Speaker Box

Well, it's the fewest out of everybody, so be happy.
[Gelatin catches the cake and makes a weird face]

Gelatin

Do I not look happy to you?

Firey Speaker Box

No, you look insane. Tennis Ball, Nickel and Ice Cube,

DiaZZUnknown

Tennis Ball, Nickel and Ice Cube
What?

Firey Speaker Box

You three are also safe!
[The Firey Speaker box throws the cake to the three people and they catch it]

Firey Speaker Box

Along with Ruby, Rocky, Puffball and Firey. [Throws cake to the four people]
[Ruby catches it then bites and tastes it]

Ruby

Hey! Donut's blood taste pretty good!

Firey

That's because it's cherry filling, not blood.
[Light appears vertically on Golf Ball, Spongy, Book, Pencil, Match and Fries, meaning they are in the Bottom 6]

Book

What? I'm in the Bottom 6? That's impossible!
[Spongy is crying lumps of dirt]
[A lump of dirt lands on Match]

Match

Yuck, that was like, so disgusting!

Pencil

Spongy better be eliminated, I can't stand him anymore!

Firey Speaker Box

Actually, Spongy is safe with only 198 dislikes, so is Book, with only 207.
[Throws cake on the two people]

Pencil

Am I also safe?

Firey Speaker Box

Yes you are. Only 213 voted against you.

Pencil

Yay!
[Throws cake on Pencil and catches it]
[Screen showing the Bottom three. Golf Ball and Fries (on the sides) appear to be angry on Match (on the center)]

Firey Speaker Box

Fries only received 235 dislikes. [Throws cake on Fries]

Firey Speaker Box

So now its down to Match and Golf Ball!

Golf Ball

What? Why do I keep getting so many dislikes? I am the Leader of my team!

Match

OMG, OMG. I have like never been so scared of my life!

Pencil

It's ok, Match. Remember, GB is a bozo brain, Bossy Bot.

Firey Speaker Box

Blah, blah, blah. Let's see what the fans have to say about the two of you. Epicfaceness483 says, "Yeah, now I think Match isn't lazy, she's just selfish! I wish I could dislike TWICE."

Match

Oh, like it no. Just no. You just did not like say that.

Pencil

Yeah, Epicface, don't insult the Match! You are no match, for THE MATCH!

Firey Speaker Box

Pokemonfan12ful says, "Golf Ball has to go, cause I can't stand anymore bossying of the bossy ball."

Golf Ball

But, but if I leave, the whole world will PLUNGE IN CHAOS! Just, think about it.

Firey

That didn't happen last time.

Firey Speaker Box

Sugarboyz13 says, "I like Match cause shes is awesome."

Match

Yeah. See, like someone knows what they're talking about, good job, Sugarboyz!

Firey Speaker Box

RingoBingo1510 says, "Why does [Golf Ball] have to be eliminated so early again? She's one of the funniest characters on the show."

Golf Ball

Thanks for the complement, but my main goal is not be funny. It's to keep order and peace so that our team will excel to victory!

Firey Speaker Box

Time to show the votes!
[TV is showing the dislikes of Golf Ball and Match, later, Golf Ball's dislikes stop at 406 while Match's dislikes stop at 426 and Match's dislike bar is colored redder, meaning Match is eliminated.]
[The Firey Speaker Box throws cake to Golf Ball, and the cake gets stuck on Golf Ball's Face]

Match

WHAT? Quick, Pence-pence! Activate the elimination prevention plan!

Pencil

Okey-doke.
[Pencil ties a rope around one of Match's legs and the rope is connected to the podium]
[TV shows the wires of the dislikes of Golf Ball and Match over the last 5 days]

Firey Speaker Box

Just like the race for the prize was so close, so was the race for elimination. It switched hands three times!
[Scene cuts to Golf Ball talking to Match]

Golf Ball

Goodbye Match, your elimination will be beneficial for our team!
[The Sender Scoop Thrower activates, trying to send Match to the TLC]
[Other contestants except Pencil and the Firey Speaker Box walk away from the podium]
[Match stops going up to the TLC and goes back to the ground]

Pencil and Match

Yay!

Switching of team members

[All the recommended characters for this episode are shown, with Waffle (resembling Spongy) being the 1st]
[Scene cuts to Pin selecting Nickel to join her team]

Pin

Nickel, do you want to join our team?

Nickel

But Coiny's also in your team.

Pin

So, you two can be the bestest of friends!

Coiny

No! Pin. Don't you know, if Nickel and I are close together, bad things happen!

Pin

Stop it with that nonsense, join our team!
[Pin pushes Nickel near Coiny, waving the area around Coiny, Nickel, Yellow Face and Needle (though unaffected)]
[Scene cuts to Yellow Face asking Spongy to join his team]

Yellow Face

Spongy, join our team!

Spongy

Ohoho. (Meaning he accepts to go to Pin's team)

Golf Ball

Uh... They keep stealing our team members! This must stop!

Tennis Ball

I agree, but how will we stop it?

Golf Ball

Oh, I know! Everyone on our team must promise to never switch to W.O.A.H. Bunch, and all of our team members cooperate, we should be safe.

Tennis Ball

Sounds like a good plan! I promise to never switch.

Golf Ball

I also promise.

Puffball

So do I.

Golf Ball

Good job, Puffy.
[Puffball frowns for GB calling her Puffy]

Firey

I promise.

Fries

I promise.

Gelatin

I promise.

Golf Ball

Do you promise, Rocky?

Rocky

Mmhm!

Golf Ball

Wow! This is going better than I expect–

Pencil

I don't promise.

Golf Ball

WHAT? That's nonsense, you have to promise.

Pencil

Well, I-I don't want to switch teams right now, but I do want to have the freedom to switch teams, in-in a few try, I want it to.

Golf Ball

You need to PROMISE RIGHT NOW that you will never leave my team!

Pencil

Sorry GB, can't do that.
[Golf Ball fakes sick]

Ruby

I don't promise either!
[Ruby claps with Pencil]

Book

Neither do we!

Ice Cube

Yea!
[Pencil starts walking away from Golf Ball]

Golf Ball

No! Stop this immediately! This is unacceptable!

Pencil

Sorry, Bossy Bot, but we are going to secede.
[Members of Pencil's alliance and the alternates start talking about their new team]

Match

So, are we like, we are a new team now?

Pencil

You bet!

Bubble

What should we name ourselves?

Ice Cube

Revenge!

Ruby

Poopy Mayonnaise!

Book

Well, we formed this team so we can have our freedom right?

Match

Right.

Book

So we should name our team "Freedom"!

Pencil

But that is sound like "Free-dumb", and we are not dumb.

Match

We are totally not like dumb, we are so super-smart!

Pencil

Well, that is obvious what our team should be. FREESMART!

DiaZZUnknown

Match, Bubble, Ice Cube, Book and Ruby
Yay!
[Scene cuts to the W.O.A.H Bunch talking that they are tied for the largest team]

Coiny

Yes! I knew their split is inevitable, now we are the largest team.

Pin

We are tied for the largest team.

Coiny

Wha-Whatever, it doesn't make a difference.

Firey Speaker Box

Enough blabber already, time to spin the wheel!

Spinning the wheel

[Ruby runs into the wheel and spins it, "Reach the summit of Yoyle Mountain" is selected]

Needle

Where is Yoyle Mountain?

Coiny

It's in Yoyleland, which is 2,763 miles away.

Firey Speaker Box

A team must all of its team members to reach the summit, to complete the challenge.
[Camera is zoomed out, Pencil's team members walk across near the wheel, while the W.O.A.H Bunch and Team No-Name are watching from the back]

Firey Speaker Box

Whichever team is last do so will be up for elimination! Got it?

Book

Yep!

Firey Speaker Box

So on your mark, get set– hold on. Match, what are you doing here? You're supposed to be in the TLC.
[Match grabs Gelatin to her match-head, disguising as a tree]

Match

I'm not Match, I'm totally, like, a tree.

Firey Speaker Box

Oh, ok then, but Bubble, you're not supposed to be here either!

Bubble

I'm, uh, guh!

Match

(whispering) You're also a tree!

Bubble

What do you mean?

Match

I said, you're a tree!

Bubble

Oh! I get it!
[Bubble grabs Gelatin from Match's match-head and put it to the top of her head]

Bubble

Yes, I'm a tree!

Firey Speaker Box

Oh, my mistake, carry on. Ready, set, go!

Contest

Ruby

So, FreeSmart, what's our plan?

Pencil

SHUT UP AND GET IN THE VAN!
Everyone except Pencil get in the Van

Pencil

Wait, we should bring the HPRC with us.
Scene cuts to Team No-Name

Golf Ball

Team No-Name! Get onto Puffball ASAP!
Everyone in the Team No-Name get into the top of Puffball, and Puffball starts flying
Scene cuts to W.O.A.H. Bunch

Coiny

Are we just gonna walk to Yoyle Mountain?

Nickel

What else can we do?

Pin

Slow down! I'm already exhausted!

Coiny

Oh no! We are going to lose!

Pin

Hopping could be so tiring,

Coiny

Uh, you're round! Why not just roll?
Scene cuts to FreeSmart watching Puffball from the van

Bubble

What's that?

Match

It's like, Puffball.

Pencil

What? Why are they passing us?

Golf Ball

GAHAHAH! No one can defeat the puffball!
Scene cuts to W.O.A.H Bunch
Pin is now rolling, and the other members running

Nickel

Oh, no, the other teams are now way ahead of us now!
Scene cuts back to the FreeSmart Van
Book slaps Match

Match

Ow! What was that for?

Book

We passed the library, so I'm supposed to slap you.

Match

Says who?

Book

Says the rules. You can slap me, if we passed a matchstick factory.

Ruby

Hey, where did all the peanuts go?

Pencil

You ate them all.

Ruby

What? No.

Pencil

Yes Ruby, you definitely ate them all.
Scene cuts to Team No-Name

Gelatin

There isn't enough room up here.

Golf Ball

No, No! Gelatin! NO NO!
Golf Ball, Tennis Ball and Rocky get kicked off of Puffball

Gelatin

That's better.
The 3 people fall from the sky and crash into the Evil Forest
Evil Leafy suddenly appears, making the 3 scream and run away, except for Rocky, who still is smiling
Scene cuts back to FreeSmart
The FreeSmart van is passing through from the plains to a snowy taiga

Pencil

Guys, look, there is snow outside!

Bubble

Hey, Ice Cube, this is right where you belong! (Laughs)

Ice Cube

No!
Ruby picks a clump of snow outside
Ruby throws the snowball to Book

Book

Hey!
Book throws a snowball to Ruby, then vice-versa
Book and Ruby keep throwing snowballs on each other

Pencil

Peoples! Stop throwing snow in the car. It's BAD if it mixes with the gasoline!

Ruby

Aw, come on, Pencil. It can't be that bad.
Snow starts mixing with the gasoline of the Van, then the Van starts expelling clumps of glue (snow + gasoline)
Scene cuts back to Team No-Name

Fries

Gelatin! What were you thinking?

Gelatin

I told you, there isn't enough room up here.

Fries

We can't win the challenge unless all of our team members get to there! Do you know what that means?

Gelatin

Uhh……..

Fries

We need to get to go back and get them! Turn around Puffball.

Puffball

Ok, it's ok.
Scene cuts back to FreeSmart
The Van is driving through the Evil Forest

Book

This place looks early familiar.

Pencil

OMG A CANYON!
Everyone on the Van starts jumping to jump through the canyon

Match

Jump! Jump! Jump!
The Van tilts 360 degrees while's jumping
Scene cuts back to Golf Ball, Tennis Ball, and Rocky being chased by Evil Leafy
The 3 people scream and run to the Evil Canyon while Evil Leafy chases them

Golf Ball

Oh no, A CANYON! What do we do?

Tennis Ball

If we quickly build a trebuchet, we might be able to–
The Van rides into Evil Leafy, pushing the 3 people to Evil Leafy's mouth, eating them.
Evil Leafy becomes big and eats the FreeSmart Van and the 3 people
Evil music plays for 2 minutes
[EPISODE ENDS HERE]

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