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Cold Open

[Bubble walks to the swing, and sits on the third swing]

[Pin walks to the swing, and sits on the fourth swing]

[Bubble jumps out of the swing, and moves to the left-most swing]

[Pin jumps out of the swing, and moves to the second to the left swing]

DiaBubble

Really Pin? Not this again! What do you want?

DiaPin

I think we should set aside our differences, and become acquaintances!

DiaBubble

I don't know. I mean you're a Pin and I'm a Bubble so-

DiaPin

I said, we should set aside our differences!

DiaBubble

Well, I'm also in another alliance.

DiaPin

Bubble, don't you want to be friends with a wonderfully beautiful, universally admired, stunningly courageous, mind boggling modest heroic leader like me?

DiaBubble

I'll have to make sure it's ok with my alliance.

DiaPin

Bubble, your alliance is dead, and besides, we've got a lot in common!

DiaBubble

Really? I don't think so.

DiaPin

Hmm... I hate Leafy. You did too, right?

DiaBubble

OMBB, Leafy definitely! Leafy is a monster!

DiaPin

And her voice is so freakish!

DiaBubble

That's so true!

[Leafy shows up as Metal Leafy]

DiaLeafy

Hey guys, it took an awfully long time that 2,763 miles, but I'm back!

[Pin and Bubble freak out and make weird faces at her]

Opening plays.

After the intro

[Pin and Bubble are trying to freeze Leafy in Metal form by throwing Freeze Juice syringes at her]

DiaPin

Keep throwing!

DiaBubble

Why isn't she dying?!

DiaPin

I don't know, but don't stop.

DiaLeafy

You can't freeze metal, dum-dums! Anyway, I came back because I was tired of eating yoyleberries and I wanted some other food for change. Do you have any recommendations?

DiaBubble

Hmm.... I would recommend Gelatin's Steakhouse, but Gelatin's dead. What do you want to eat?

DiaLeafy

Oh umm, well, hum, uh ha ha, you you, you, well, uh, It's- It's a-you know, it's ha ha, umm, gosh, uh.., hmm, uh hmm, ha, umm, onion?

DiaBubble

Hmm... Why didn't you say so?

[Bubble gives an onion to Leafy and Leafy eats it]

DiaLeafy

Uh.. Thanks.

DiaBubble

No problem!

[Pin starts to move off to the right]

DiaLeafy

So, uh.. What you wanna do now?

DiaBubble

What you have in mind?

DiaLeafy

Oh, umm..., well, where's Firey?

DiaBubble

He died in Coiny's explosion. Do you want to bring him back at the.. at the HPRC?

DiaLeafy

Ok.

[Bubble and Leafy go to the HPRC to revive the lost contestants (who died in the previous episode)]

[Leafy cranks it while Bubble types the names of the contestants to be brought back]

DiaBubble

Firey, Tennis Ball, Bomby, Golf Ball, Book, Puffball, Nickel, Match, Yellow Face, Ice Cube, Rocky, Spongy, Pencil, Fries, Ruby, Gelatin.

[Pin attempts to throw a knife to kill Leafy while she is hiding in a bush]

[Pin throws the knife, Leafy dodges it, Bubble and the other revived contestants dodge it too.]

[Scene cuts to Coiny and Needle listening to the Puffball Speaker Box]

DiaPBSB

Hey contestants, guess what time it is?

DiaCoiny

Yeah, it's time for Cake at Stake.

DiaPBSB

That's right. It's time for Cake at Sta-

[The Puffball Speaker Box gets stabbed by the knife and stops mid-sentence]

[The Puffball Speaker Box starts vomiting a rainbow substance]

[A screen pops up with the text "Members of the puffball species are known to regurgitate a rainbow substance during times of distress."]

DiaCoiny

Ugh, what's this stuff?

[Needle runs away from the vomiting Speaker Box]

[Flower is watching it, she vomits an Evil Leafy and made the area around her dark]

DiaBubble

Whee!

DiaPin

Whee!

DiaBubble

Whee!

DiaPin

Whee!

DiaBubble

Whee!

DiaPin

Whee!

DiaBubble

Whee!

DiaPin

Whee! Whee.

DiaBubble

Pin, I have to go.

DiaPin

Huh?

DiaBubble

Soirry!

[Book and Ice Cube show up walking to Pin to talk with her]

DiaPin

Hey, you two, do you want to swing with me?

DiaBook

Well, that sounds fun, but we're going to Match's dance party right now.

DiaPin

Oh, I would not go there if I were you. Match is real meanie!

DiaBook

Pin, I already made up my mind. We're going!

DiaPin

What about Icy's mind? Huh? Has she made her mind yet? See, that's what I thought. Your making decisions for Ice Cube without letting her think for herself. Honestly, I think Ice Cube would love to come swing with me, but YOU have to control her every move!

DiaBook

What? That's nonsense! Ice Cube is my friend, I would never–

DiaPin

Admit it, Book. You are suppressing Ice Cube's rights, and to be ashamed of it, Ice Cube is a person too you know! You should let her do it what she wants instead of you want. You are a filthy, self-absorbed, unloving, dirty little–

DiaIC

I want to go on Match's dance party too!

DiaPin

Oh. Uh, well, then.

[Scene cuts to Book and Ice Cube climbing the Eiffel Tower to go to Match's dance party by climbing a black rope during windy weather]

[Book and Ice cube reach the Clubhouse of Awesomeness while Pencil, Match, Bubble and Ruby are dancing]

DiaBubble

Hey, munchkins, do you come to party with us?

DiaBook

Yeah! Isn't this exciting, Ice Cube?

DiaPencil

Woah, woah, woah. Those monstrosities cannot allowed in here!

DiaBubble

Why not? They're in our alliance are they?

DiaPencil

Bubble, they're alternates remember? They can only join the alliance if one of us leaves!

DiaMatch

Pencil is right you know, so goodbye.

[Match kicks Book and Ice Cube out of the dance party]

[Scene cuts to Leafy talking to Firey]

DiaLeafy

Hey Firey.

DiaFirey

Umm... who are you?

DiaLeafy

I'm Leafy, don't you remember?

DiaFirey

No.

[Leafy starts to worry]

[Gelatin's hammer crushes Leafy]

DiaGelatin

That was close.

DiaFirey

I know, strangers these days are so... strange.

[Leafy disappears]

DiaFirey

Hey, isn't time for Cake at Stake?

DiaGelatin

It is, but Pin stabbed the Puffball Announcer with a knife.

DiaPB

You did what?

DiaPin

I didn't mean to! It was an accid–

[Puffball spits Rainbow onto her]

DiaFirey

No worries Gelatin. I still got my Replacement Speaker Box!

[Firey puts his Speaker Box to the ground]

DiaFireySB

Yep! and now it's time for Cake at Stake!

[CAKE AT STAKE!]

Cake at Stake

[Scene cuts to the elimination area]

DiaFireySB

The cake this time is Donut's corpse, chopped up into 18 little pieces.

DiaNickel

That's kinda gross.

DiaFireySB

Don't worry. He's been recovered, and returned to the TLC!

DiaNickel

No, I mean the cake is gross.

DiaFireySB

You should be worth thankful for what I give you.

DiaGB

Hurry up!

DiaFireySB

Ok, ok. We received 7104 votes, which is the most ever!

DiaFries

Yeah, whatever. Go to the important stuff already.

DiaFireySB

Ok. Puffball won the prize again!

[TV is showing the likes, with Puffball at 424 likes (the most) and Match at 201 likes (the least)]

DiaGB

But I was supposed to get the most likes. I​ built dream island!

DiaFireySB

Well, the competition did come down to the wire. Look at these wires!

[TV is showing the graph of likes over the last five days of the top 3 contestants with the most likes]

DiaTB

Aww... I wanted Rocky to win. He might have gotten his barf back!

DiaMatch

Wait, you want Rocky's disgusting barf back?

DiaTB

Yeah. It was cute! Don't you think?

[Match slaps Tennis Ball for wanting Rocky to win]

[Scene cuts to the Prize Wheel]

DiaPB

Umm... Can you spin it for me, Book?

DiaBook

Sure!

[Book spins the wheel, and "Removal of Limbs of chosen contestant" is selected]

DiaPB

What does that mean?

DiaFireySB

You can choose 1 contestant to lose their limbs!

DiaPB

Can I get myself limbs?

DiaFireySB

No, that would be breaking the rules.

DiaPB

Well, I don't really want to make this decision.

DiaFireySB

YOU MUST!

DiaPB

I'll go for Pin, because she stabbed my Speaker Box!

DiaPin

What? But it was an accident, and I–

DiaFireySB

Good choice!

[Pin's limbs are removed by mechanical hands from the Speaker Box]

[Book laughs]

[Pin's limbs are put onto the top of Puffball]

DiaTV

LOLOLOLOLOLOL Pin is Limbless LOLOLOLOLOLOL

DiaPB

It's almost like having limbs.

DiaFireySB

Puffball, what's your secret? Every time your team up for voting, you've won the Prize!

DiaPB

Oh, wow.

DiaFireySB

Now it's time for the elimination. W.O.A.H Bunch, you won last time, so you get Donut Chops!

[TV shows the flashback on the previous episode when the Puffball Speaker Box is rating W.O.A.H Bunch's Dream Island]

[The Firey Speaker Box throws the Donut Chops to the members of the W.O.A.H Bunch, who are sitting on yellow stairs just near the elimination podium]

[Everyone in the W.O.A.H Bunch catch their Donut Chops, except for Pin, who was newly limbless]

DiaPin

I can't catch anything without my precious arms!

DiaYF

You'll get used to it.

DiaFireySB

Moving on, Gelatin, you only received 105 dislikes.

DiaGelatin

That seems like... a lot.

DiaFireySB

Well, it's the fewest out of everybody, so be happy.

[Gelatin catches the cake and makes a weird face]

DiaGelatin

Do I not look happy to you?

DiaFireySB

No, you look insane. Tennis Ball, Nickel and Ice Cube,

DiaZZUnknown

Tennis Ball, Nickel and Ice Cube
What?

DiaFireySB

You three are also safe!

[The Firey Speaker box throws the cake to the three people and they catch it]

DiaFirey

Along with Ruby, Rocky, Puffball and Firey.

[Throws cake to the four people]

[Ruby catches it then bites and tastes it]

DiaRuby

Hey! Donut's blood taste pretty good!

DiaFirey

That's because it's cherry filling, not blood.

[Light appears vertically on Golf Ball, Spongy, Book, Pencil, Match and Fries, meaning they are in the Bottom 6]

DiaBook

What? I'm in the Bottom 6? That's impossible!

[Spongy is crying lumps of dirt]

[A lump of dirt lands on Match]

DiaMatch

Yuck, that was like, so disgusting!

DiaPencil

Spongy better be eliminated, I can't stand him anymore!

DiaFireySB

Actually, Spongy is safe with only 198 dislikes, so is Book, with only 207.

[Throws cake on the two people]

DiaPencil

Am I also safe?

DiaFireySB

Yes you are. Only 213 voted against you.

DiaPencil

Yay!

[Throws cake on Pencil and catches it]

[Screen showing the Bottom Three. Golf Ball and Fries (on the sides) appear to be angry on Match (on the center)]

DiaFireySB

Fries only received 235 dislikes.

[Throws cake on Fries]

DiaFireySB

So now its down to Match and Golf Ball!

DiaGB

What? Why do I keep getting so many dislikes? I am the Leader of my Team!

DiaMatch

OMG, OMG. I have like never been so scared of my life!

DiaPencil

It's ok, Match. Remember, GB is a bozo brain, Bossy Bot.

DiaFireySB

Blah, blah, blah. Let's see what the fans have to say about the two of you. Epicfaceness483 says, "Yeah, now I think Match isn't lazy, she's just selfish! I wish I could dislike TWICE."

DiaMatch

Oh, like it no. Just no. You just did not like say that.

DiaPencil

Yeah, Epicface, don't insult the Match! You are no Match, for THE MATCH!

DiaFireySB

Pokemonfan12ful says, "Golf Ball has to go, cause I can't stand anymore bossying of the bossy ball."

DiaGB

But, but if I leave, the whole world will PLUNGE IN CHAOS! Just, think about it.

DiaFirey

DiaFireySB

Sugarboyz13 says, "I like Match cause she is awesome."

DiaMatch

Yeah. See, like someone knows what they're talking about, good job, Sugarboyz!

DiaFirey

RingoBingo1510 says, "Why does [Golf Ball] have to be eliminated so early again? She's one of the funniest characters on the show."

DiaGB

Thanks for the complement, but my main goal is not be funny. Its to keep order and peace so that our team will excel to victory!

DiaFireySB

Time to show the votes!

[TV is showing the dislikes of Golf Ball and Match, later, Golf Ball's dislikes stop at 406 while Match's dislikes stop at 426 and Match's dislike bar is colored redder, meaning Match is eliminated.]

[The Firey Speaker Box throws cake to Golf Ball, and the cake gets stuck on Golf Ball's Face]

DiaMatch

WHAT? Quick, Pence-pence! Activate the elimination prevention plan!

DiaPencil

Okey-doke.

[Pencil ties a rope around one of Match's legs and the rope is connected to the podium]

[TV shows the wires of the dislikes of Golf Ball and Match over the last 5 days]

DiaFireySB

Just like the race for the prize was so close, so was the race for elimination. It switched hands three times!

[Scene cuts to Golf Ball talking to Match]

DiaGB

Goodbye Match, your elimination will be beneficial for our team!

[The Sender Scoop Thrower activates, trying to send Match to the TLC]

[Other contestants except Pencil and the Firey Speaker Box walk away from the podium]

[Match stops going up to the TLC and goes back to the ground]

DiaZZUnknown

Pencil and Match
Yay!

Switching of team members

[All the recommended characters for this episode are shown, with Waffle (resembling Spongy) being the 1st]

[Scene cuts to Pin selecting Nickel to join her team]

DiaPin

Nickel, do you want to join our team?

DiaNickel

But Coiny's also in your team.

DiaPin

So, you two can be the bestest of friends!

DiaCoiny

No! Pin. Don't you know, if Nickel and I are close together, bad things happen!

DiaPin

Stop it with that nonsense, join our team!

[Pin pushes Nickel near Coiny, waving the area around Coiny, Nickel, Yellow Face and Needle(though unaffected)]

[Scene cuts to Yellow Face asking Spongy to join his team]

DiaYF

Spongy, join our team!

DiaSpongy

Ohoho. (Meaning he accepts to go to Pin's team)

DiaGB

Uh... They keep stealing our team members! This must stop!

DiaTB

I agree, but how will we stop it?

DiaGB

Oh, I know! Everyone on our team must promise to never switch to W.O.A.H. Bunch, and all of our team members cooperate, we should be safe.

DiaTB

Sounds like a good plan! I promise to never switch.

DiaGB

I also promise.

DiaPB

So do I.

DiaGB

Good job, Puffy.

[Puffball frowns for GB calling her Puffy]

DiaFirey

I promise.

DiaFries

I promise.

DiaGelatin

I promise.

DiaGB

Do you promise, Rocky?

DiaRocky

Mmhm!

DiaGB

Wow! This is going better than I expect–

DiaPencil

I don't promise.

DiaGB

WHAT? That's nonsense, you have to promise.

DiaPencil

Well, I-I don't want to switch teams right now, but I do want to have the freedom to switch teams, in-in a few try, I want it to.

DiaGB

You need to PROMISE RIGHT NOW that you will never leave my team!

DiaPencil

Sorry GB, can't do that.

[Golf Ball fakes sick]

DiaRuby

I don't promise either!

[Ruby claps with Pencil]

DiaBook

Neither do we!

DiaIC

Yea!

[Pencil starts walking away from Golf Ball]

DiaGB

No! Stop this immediately! This is unacceptable!

DiaPencil

Sorry, Bossy Bot, but we are going to succeed.

[Members of Pencil's alliance and the alternates start talking about their new team]

DiaMatch

So, are we like, we are a new team now?

DiaPencil

You bet!

DiaBubble

What should we name ourselves?

DiaIC

Revenge!

DiaRuby

Poopy Mayonnaise!

DiaBook

Well, we formed this team so we can have our freedom right?

DiaMatch

Right.

DiaBook

So we should name our team "Freedom"!

DiaPencil

But that is sound like "Free-dumb", and we are not dumb.

DiaMatch

We are totally not like dumb, we are so super-smart!

DiaPencil

Well, that is obvious what our team should be. FREESMART!

DiaZZUnknown

Match, Bubble, Ice Cube, Book and Ruby
Yay!

[Scene cuts to the W.O.A.H Bunch talking that they are tied for the largest team]

DiaCoiny

Yes! I knew their split is inevitable, now we are the largest team.

DiaPin

We are tied for the largest team.

DiaCoiny

Wha-Whatever, it doesn't make a difference.

DiaFireySB

Enough blabber already, time to spin the wheel!

Spinning the wheel

[Ruby runs into the wheel and spins it, "Reach the summit of Yoyle Mountain" is selected]

DiaNeedle

Where is Yoyle Mountain?

DiaCoiny

It's in Yoyleland, which is 2,763 miles away.

DiaFireySB

A team must all of it's team members to reach the summit, to complete the challenge.

[Camera is zoomed out, Pencil's team members walk across near the wheel, while the W.O.A.H Bunch and Team No-Name are watching from the back]

DiaFireySB

Whichever team is last do so, will be up for elimination! Got it?

DiaBook

Yep!

DiaFireySB

So on your mark, get set– hold on. Match, what are you doing here, you're supposed to be in the TLC.

[Match grabs Gelatin to her match-head, disguising as a tree]

DiaMatch

I'm not Match, I'm totally, like, a tree.

DiaFireySB

Oh, ok then, but Bubble, you're not supposed to be here either!

DiaBubble

I'm, uh, guh!

DiaMatch

(whispering) You're also a tree!

DiaBubble

What do you mean?

DiaMatch

I said, you're a tree!

DiaBubble

Oh! I get it!

[Bubble grabs Gelatin from Match's match-head and put it to the top of her head]

DiaBubble

Yes, I'm a tree!

DiaFireySB

Oh, my mistake, carry on. Ready, set, go!

Contest

Ruby: So, FreeSmart, what's our plan?

Pencil: SHUT UP AND GET IN THE VAN!

[Everyone except Pencil get in the Van]

Pencil: Wait, we should bring the HPRC with us.

[Scene cuts to Team No-Name]

Golf Ball: Team No-Name! Get onto Puffball ASAP!

[Everyone in the Team No-Name get into the top of Puffball, and Puffball starts flying]

[Scene cuts to W.O.A.H. Bunch]

Coiny: Are we just gonna walk to Yoyle Mountain?

Nickel: What else can we do?

Pin: Slow down! I'm already exhausted!

Coiny: Oh no! We are going to lose!

Pin: Hopping could be so tiring,

Coiny: Uh, you're round! Why not just roll?

[Scene cuts to FreeSmart watching Puffball from the Van]

Bubble: What's that?

Match: It's like, Puffball.

Pencil: What? Why are they passing us?

Golf Ball: GAHAHAH! No one can defeat the Puffball!

[Scene cuts to W.O.A.H Bunch]

[Pin is now rolling, and the other members running]

Nickel: Oh, no, the other teams are now way ahead of us now!

[Scene cuts back to the FreeSmart Van]

[Book slaps Match]

Match: Ow! What was that for?

Book: We passed the library, so I'm supposed to slap you.

Match: Says who?

Book: Says the rules. You can slap me, if we passed a matchstick factory.

Ruby: Hey, where did all the peanuts go?

Pencil: You ate them all.

Ruby: What? No.

Pencil: Yes Ruby, you definitely ate them all.

[Scene cuts to Team No-Name]

Gelatin: There isn't enough room up here.

Golf Ball: No, No! Gelatin! NO NO!

[Golf Ball, Tennis Ball and Rocky get kicked out of Puffball]

Gelatin: That's better.

[The 3 people fall from the sky and crash into the Evil Forest]

[Evil Leafy suddenly appears, making the 3 scream and run away, except for Rocky, who still is smiling]

[Scene cuts back to FreeSmart]

[The FreeSmart van is passing through from the plains to a snowy taiga]

Pencil: Guys, look, there is snow outside!

Bubble: Hey, Ice Cube, this is right where you belong! (Laughs)

Ice Cube: No!

[Ruby picks a clump of snow outside]

[Ruby throws the Snowball to Book]

Book: Hey!

[Book throws a snowball to Ruby, then vice-versa]

[Book and Ruby keep throwing snowballs on each other]

Pencil: Peoples! stop throwing snow in the car. It's BAD if it mixes with the gasoline!

Ruby: Aw, come on, Pencil. It can't be that bad.

[Snow starts mixing with the gasoline of the Van, then the Van starts expelling clumps of glue(snow + gasoline)]

[Scene cuts back to Team No-Name]

Fries: Gelatin! What were you thinking?

Gelatin: I told you, there isn't enough room up here.

Fries: We can't win the challenge unless all of our Team members get to there! Do you know what that means?

Gelatin: Uhh........

Fries: We need to get to go back and get them! Turn around Puffball.

Puffball: Ok, it's ok.

[Scene cuts back to FreeSmart]

[The Van is driving through the Evil Forest]

Book: This place looks early familiar.

Pencil: OMG A CANYON!

[Everyone on the Van starts jumping to jump through the Canyon]

Match: Jump! Jump! Jump!

[The Van tilts 360 degrees whiles jumping]

[Scene cuts back to Golf Ball, Tennis Ball, and Rocky being chased by Evil Leafy]

[The 3 people scream and run to the Evil Canyon while Evil Leafy chases them]

Golf Ball: Oh no, A CANYON! What do we do?

Tennis Ball: If we quickly build a trebuchet, we might be able to–

[The Van rides into Evil Leafy, pushing the 3 people to Evil Leafy's mouth, eating them.]

[Evil Leafy becomes big and eats the FreeSmart Van and the 3 people]

[Sad music plays for 2 minutes]

[EPISODE ENDS HERE]

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