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Before the intro[]

Coiny

Let's try to come up with a team name.

Donut

Please tell me you did not just say that.

Coiny

Why?

Donut

JUST FORGET IT!

Coiny

Donut, we need a way to identify ourselves.

Donut

Whatever! (Leaves)
(Pin, who is covered with ooze, appears)

Coiny

Woah! Pin, what happened?!

Pin

Last night, I got really nervous about being eliminated, so I got all sweaty!

Coiny

But this isn't sweat, it's ooze!

Pin

I know. Pins sweat ooze, not water.

Coiny

Weird. Anyway, got any team names?

Pin

Oh, let's call ourselves: The Coiny-Pin-Donut Bunch!

Coiny

Seriously? That's all you can come up with?

Pin

Well, what do you suggest?

Coiny

Something with a little more pizzazz. I've got it!
(Coiny begins rolling on his rim)

Coiny

I can roll like a wheel...
(Cut to Pin, who eats some of her ooze)

Coiny

...you're covered in ooze, and Donut's got a hole!

Pin

Uh, so what's our name?

Coiny

WHEEL-OOZE-A-HOLE BUNCH!

Donut

Coiny!

Coiny

What?

Donut

This isn't funny.

Coiny

Well if you don't like it, you can go eliminate yourself.
(BFDIA theme song plays)

After the intro[]

(Ice Cube licks herself)

Match

OMG Pence-Pence, did you see THAT!?

Pencil

Yeah. Icy made an UGLY face!

Match

Icy's such a hideous menace.

Pencil

Icy, I can't look you straight in the face anymore.

TV

Doy, doy, doy, doy, doy, doy, doy, doy ......... CAKE AT STAKE!

Gelatin

TV, that was horrible.

Fries

Yeah! We deserve better than THAT!

TV

(creepily-like Flower's voice) CAKE AT STAKE!!!!!!! CAKE AT STAKE!!!!!!!!

Fries

Stop! That's not any better!
Infinite copies of Leafy and Team No-Name's members laugh at W.O.A.H. Bunch.

Cake at Stake[]

Coiny

We're here!

TV

(Shows the likes)
Donut: 197 likes
Pin: 363 likes
Coiny: 448 likes

Coiny

Yes! Let's see what my prize is.
(Coiny spins the wheel and it lands on "Seeds")

Coiny

Sigh!

TV

(Shows the dislikes)
Coiny: 153 dislikes
Pin: 252 dislikes
Donut: 573 dislikes
(Pin and Coiny get cake)

Donut

NO!
Donut screams while he's flung to the TLC, before it gets sent to LOL

Team switching[]

Pin

Now our team consists of only 2 members!

Coiny

Yeah. Someone better switch to our team or... we're doomed!

Pin

Hey! Does anyone want to switch?
(Team No-Name slowly backs away)

Coiny

Fine. If no one wants to switch, then WE'LL MAKE THEM SWITCH!

Pin

Let's take Teardrop!

Coiny

Why her?

Pin

Because she's my best friend!

Coiny

How do you know?

Pin

She's the only one who hasn't said she hates me!
Coiny stares at Pin, unimpressed. Pin goes from grinning to frowning mildly fast to the realization that Teardrop can't talk.

Coiny

Well, let's take her and get out of here.

Book

WAIT!
Book walks over.

Book

Teardrop will ONLY switch if she wants to switch!

Coiny

Fine. Teardrop, if you refuse, we'll let you go back. Otherwise, YOU'RE MINE!
(Dramatic music plays with flashbacks)
Pin and Coiny drag Teardrop away.

Book

I can't believe they just did that!

Fries

Whatever. Teardrop wasn't much of a LEADER anyway. Let's just get to the contest!

Contest[]

Gelatin spins the wheel, and it lands on "Make yoylestew"

Fries

Well, get digging Bomby! The ingredients are probably underground.
(Bomby digs)

Golf Ball

So how are we going to do this?

Book

Yeah, we need yoyleberries for yoylestew.

Firey

And the nearest yoyleberries are in Yoyleland! Which is 2,763 miles away! It'll take months of walking.

Golf Ball

But only DAYS of FLYING.

Firey

Flying!? But nobody here can fly!
(Puffball appears growing behind Firey, angry)

Golf Ball

Uh… turn around.
(Firey turns around, only resulting in him screaming while he sets Puffball on fire)

Firey

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!

Golf Ball

Spongy, Gelatin, Book, Needle, and Ice Cube, you can all ride Puffball to Yoyleland! Bring back LOTS of yoyleberries!

Pencil

But if you guys EVER, come across a wild Leafy, get away fast as possible!!

Golf Ball

Yeah. Listen to Pencil! Now go.
(Puffball, who caries all the contestants, flies away)

Golf Ball

As for the rest of us, we need to put together the other ingredients for the stew.

Yellow Face

So where do we START!?

Tennis Ball

Well, we need a bowl, and bigger is BETTER.

Match

Is MY bowl big enough?

Nickel

Heh, nowhere near. But mine is!

Golf Ball

Guys, you're all thinking too small! If we want a big bowl, we must build it ourselves!! I've drawn where the base of the bowl should go. Hmm…. Nickel, Yellow Face, Firey, Dora and Rocky, you build the bowl. Ruby, Fries, Match and Pencil, you get the ingredients.

Fries

You didn't assign YOURSELF a job!

Golf Ball

I'm "team manager"!

Fries

Great excuse!

Golf Ball

This isn't an excuse, it's a very necessary and demanding job!
(Golf Ball walks away)

Fries

Yeah, let's see what you say when you get kicked off.
Fries points at TB

Fries

And what about YOU?!

Tennis Ball

Uh… co-manager.

Fries

Whatever… Get digging Dora, the ingredients are probably underground.

Dora

(Speaking very fast) Estoy muy contenta de que Fries me dio la pala, y, con ella, la capacidad de cavar. ¡Sé que si puedo cavar, puedo crear islas! Y como las islas son mi única comida, crear islas es muy importante para mí. Me encantan las islas tanto que he escrito mi propia canción de la isla. ¿Te gustaría escucharlo? No importa - no me importa su opinión. Voy a cantar de todos modos. Va - "¡Islas, islas! Yum, yum yum! ¡Islas, islas! Chomp. ¡Islas! ¡Son tan deliciosas! ¡Dame islas ahora! ¡Dame! ¡Dame dame, dame! ¡Dame! ¡Islas! Yum! Islas. Glorp! Shlorp! ¡Engullir! Gloop! ¡Trago! Lala! Islas." ¿Entonces, qué te parece? No importa - no me importa su opinión. Sé que tú, siendo parcial contra nosotros, comedores de islas, dirás que lo odias. Pero nosotros, los comedores de la isla, sabemos que todas las canciones que escribimos son maravillosas. Mis dos cosas favoritas en el mundo son islas y canciones. Mis dos cosas menos favoritas son tú y David. David no es mi hermano. Ni siquiera está relacionado conmigo. He tratado de matarlo muchas veces, pero todos mis intentos han fracasado miserablemente. La mayoría de mis fracasos son el resultado del horrendo "David Cloner". Olvidé decirte que el David Cloner ocupa el tercer lugar en mi lista menos favorita. De todos modos, de vuelta a las islas. Me gustan las islas. Ellos son buenos. Tan bueno, quiero cantar mi canción de nuevo! "¡Islas, islas! Yum, yum yum! ¡Islas, islas! Chomp. ¡Islas! ¡Son tan deliciosas! ¡Dame islas ahora! ¡Dame! ¡Dame dame, dame! ¡Dame! ¡Islas! Yum! Islas. Glorp! Shlorp! ¡Engullir! Gloop! ¡Trago! Lala! Islas."
Translation: I am very glad Fries gave me the shovel, and, with it, the ability to dig. I know that if I can dig, I can create islands! And since islands are my only food, creating islands is very important to me. I love islands so much that I have written my very own island song. Would you like to hear it? Never mind - I don't care about your opinion. I'm going to sing it anyway. It goes - "Islands, islands! Yum, yum yum! Islands, islands! Chomp. Islands! They are so delish! Gimme islands now! Gimme! Gimme gimme, gimme! Gimme. Islands! Yum! Islands. Glorp. Shlorp! Gobble! Gloop! Gulp! Lala! Islands." So, what did you think? Never mind - I don't care about your opinion. I know that you, being biased against us island-eaters, will say you hate it. But we island-eaters know that all the songs we write are wonderful. My two favorite things in the world are islands and songs. My two least favorite things are you and David. David is not my brother. He is not even related to me. I have tried to kill him plenty of times, but all my attempts have failed miserably. Most of my failures are the result of the horrendous "David Cloner". I forgot to tell you that the David Cloner ranks third on my least favorite list. Anyway, back to islands. I like islands. They are good. So good, I want to sing my song again! "Islands, islands! Yum, yum yum! Islands, islands! Chomp. Islands! They are so delish! Gimme islands now! Gimme! Gimme gimme, gimme! Gimme. Islands! Yum! Islands. Glorp. Shlorp! Gobble! Gloop! Gulp! Lala! Islands."
(back to W.O.A.H. Bunch)

Coiny

Well, we're doomed. We've got no yoyleberries, or flying puffballs.

Pin

Let me see those seeds you got as a prize.
Coiny grabs the seeds and give them to Pin

Pin

Yup. They're yoyleseeds. Just plant them, and they'll grow in yoyleberries in seconds!

Coiny

Seconds?
Coiny plants the seeds, and a few seconds later, gets whacked by the yoylebush
Shows Puffball and the crew

Gelatin

There isn't enough room up here.
Spongy, Book, and Ice Cube get thrown off of Puffball and fall in a forest

Gelatin

That's better!

Needle

What?
The three land in the forest

Book

Huh?
Evil Leafy appears, the three scream in terror, and Evil Leafy chases the 3 repeatedly
Book, and Ice Cube crack a bridge which Spongy falls to a bed of spikes
Book saves Spongy

Book

Sigh… That, that's a relief. Now that bridge is broken, Evil Leafy can't cross! We should be saf-
Evil Leafy moves while standing still and chases them once again. Spongy gets tired and falls over, while Evil Leafy possesses him

Yellow Face

Need to kill someone right away? Then buy our-

Golf Ball

Yellow Face, we don't have time for ads! You should be building our bowl!
(looks at Book and Ice Cube)
And you two should be going to Yoyleland!

Book

We fell into a forest, and Evil Leafy chased us out. Spongy was with us, but Evil Leafy captured him!

Match

Yes!

Golf Ball

Match! Not nice! He was our teammate!

Match

Listen. I had to deal with Spongy for over like 17,000,000 years, and it's such a relief to finally see him gone!
(Pin squishes yoyleberries)

Pin

Voilà! Done!

Coiny

Yes! Hi-five!
Teardrop gets in the way

Coiny

Teardrop, that Hi-Five wasn't for you.

Pin

Yeah TD! Everyone knows you aren't a real contestant!
(Puffball flies to a series of objects and backgrounds and into Yoyleland)

Puffball

We're here!

Gelatin

Sounds good. Needle, let's get yoyleberries!

Needle

Yeah!

Match

Ruby, wanna join our alliance?

Ruby

But what about Bubble!? Isn't she in your alliance!?

Pencil

Sadly, she's dead.

Ruby

And Ice Cube!?

Match

Well, Ice Cube made an ugly face and like, we don't like that.

Ruby

Then I'll join!!

Pencil

Yeah!

Fries

Get digging Nickel, the ingredients are probably underground.
(Nickel digs)
(Needle picks the berries when suddenly, Leafy appears metal)

Metal Leafy

I'm glad that I'm not too needy.
(Needle slaps Leafy)

Needle

DON'T CALL ME NEE-

Metal Leafy

GRUUUH!!
(Leafy grabs a knife)

Needle

-dy.
(Leafy starts throwing MULTIPLE knives)

Gelatin

Why did you do that, Needle?

Needle

I didn't mean to!

Gelatin

It's okay. I got acid spitballs. One hit and Leafy will disintegrate into ash!

Needle

Fire!

Metal Leafy

HUH?
Leafy does the Dodging Pattern

Metal Leafy

Woah woah wuaagggh, woaughh woauugh wuugh woooahwugh woah woah!

Metal Leafy

GRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!
(Leafy throws MORE knives)

Puffball

I think we've got enough yoyleberries! Let's GOOOOOOOOO!

Needle

But…
(Puffball flies away into the same objects and backgrounds from the knives)

Fries

Get digging Rocky, the ingredients are probably um... uh, UNDERGROUND!
(Rocky digs)

Match

OMG!! I've got an idea! Let's blow bubbles, to bring Bubble back to life!!!!

Pencil

YEAH!!! I've got my bubble solution and blowing wand so let's do it!!!

Match

OMG!! We can have our original alliance back!!!

Ruby

Huh, WAIT!

Pencil

What?

Ruby

Dipping your wand and blowing a bubble is so much work right?

Pencil

Uh, no! It's not.

Ruby

And for what? A friend that you did fine without? One that can't even count to 3? Totally not worth it!

Pencil

I think it's worth a try!

Ruby

Please, you've got better things to do.

Pencil

You're being weird, Ruby.

Ruby

Just trying to save a friend from wasting her effort on things she doesn't need. Heh heh.

Golf Ball

Good. You're back.
(Leafy's knives stab holes in the side of the bowl, causing the stew to leak)
(Gelatin and Needle pour the berries)

Golf Ball

We're almost done!

Fries

Get digging Yellow Face, the ingredients are probably down there.
(Yellow Face digs)
(Needle and Gelatin's baskets have ran out of yoyleberies)

Golf Ball

I think we're done with this stew!
(TV displays that time's up)
(TV then displays the text:
"W.O.A.H. Bunch wins!
W.O.A.H. Bunch, your stew was sweet and simple."
...and the text on the right displays:
"Team No-Name loses.
Team No-Name, your stew tasted a bit sharp. You also went overboard with both quantity and ingredients.")
(voting screen appears)
Top 25 Recommended characters are shown.

Stinger[]

(Fries is looking at the 5 holes the digging characters made)

Fries

Um... you guys can stop.
Transcripts
BFDI1 BFDI: Take the Plunge: Part 1Take the Plunge: Part 2Barriers and PitfallsAre You Smarter Than a Snowball?Sweet ToothBridge CrossingPower of ThreePuzzling MysteriesCycle of LifeInsectophobe's NightmareCrybaby!LoftyA Leg Up in the RaceDon't Lose Your MarblesHalf a Loaf Is Better Than NoneVomitacoBowling, Now with Explosions!The RevealReveal NovumRescissionGardening HeroThe GlisteningDon't Pierce My FleshHurtful!Insectophobe's Nightmare 2Return of the Hang Glider

BFDIA2 BFDIA: Yeah, Who? I Wanna KnowGet DiggingInsectophobe's Nightmare 3Zeeky Boogy DoogGet in the VanBFDIA 5bNo More Snow!It's a MonsterThe Long-lost Yoyle CityWell RestedIntruder AlertMeatyCatch These HandsTaste the Sweetness

IDFB3 IDFB: Welcome Back

B.F.B BFB: Getting Teardrop to TalkLick Your Way to FreedomWhy Would You Do This on a SwingsetToday's Very Special EpisodeFortunate BenFour Goes Too FarThe Liar Ball You Don't WantQuestions AnsweredThis Episode Is About BasketballEnter the ExitGet to the Top in 500 StepsWhat Do You Think of Roleplay?Return of the Rocket ShipDon't Dig Straight DownThe Four is LavaThe Escape from FourX Marks the SpotTake the TowerHow Loe Can You Grow?A Taste of SpaceLet's Raid The WarehouseWho Stole Donut's Diary?Fashion For Your Face!The Game Has ChangedThe Tweested TempleThe Hidden ContestantUprooting EverythingB.F.B. = Back From BeginningSOS (Save Our Show)Chapter Complete

TPOT Abbreviated BFDI:TPOT: You Know Those Buttons Don't Do Anything, Right?The Worst Day of Black Hole's LifeGetting Puffball To Think About RollercoastersGardening ZeroFishes and DishesThe Great Goikian Bake-OffThe Seven Wonders of GoikyBalancing P.A.C.T.Outbreak At Stake

Shorts: Thanks for 4 years!BFDI Is BackThanks for 4 years of Thanks for 4 years!BFDI's Road to Half a Billion ViewsYou're A Loser, But...Thanks for 600,000 subscribers!Thanks for 700,000 subscribers!Thanks for 800,000 thousand subscribers!Thanks for 900,000 subscribers!Thanks for 1,000,000 subscribers!Thanks for 4 years of Thanks for 4 years of Thanks for 4 years!Claustrophobe's NightmareTwosdayFish and ChipsWhy is the BFDI Mouth everywhere?Marker and Coiny plush have arrived!

YTPMVs: "Revenge", except every syllable is from BFDI

Promotional: Vote YoylecakeYou can help BFDI win an Award!The Loser Plush is here!The Official Four and X PlushWhat if BFDI was in r/place?BFDI *was* in r/place!

Other: The BeiBei SquisherX Finds Out His ValueBFDIA 6 Deleted ScenesThe JingJing Squisher (10 year anniversary)All I Want for X-mas — SONG by Four & X from BFBApply to join BFDI! Animators, Audio Editors, Background/Prop Artists and MoreJust Push Through It (Songify BFDI by Schmoyoho)The LOST NEWSPAPERS of Four and XAll BFDI soundboard videos! (compilation)Best BFDI Season 1a moments (according to data from you viewers!)

Specific parts: Cake at StakeStingers

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