[Woody, Match, Firey, Tennis Ball, Golf Ball, Rocky, Needle, Snowball floating on Spongy as a boat]
Match: Uh, we should get back now.
[Pen, Woody, Eraser, Golf Ball, Leafy, Coiny, Rocky, Match, Spongy, Tennis Ball, Blocky, Pencil, Pen, Snowball, and Bubble all waiting in the FWR (Failer's Waiting Room)]
Golf Ball: So, um, are they gonna pick us up or what?
[Tennis Ball, Eraser, and Coiny are piled up on Woody in a gaping hole]
Tennis Ball: Um, guys, I have to go to the bathroom!
Radio: Breaking News: Scientists have recently classified Earth as a triple-planet system, consisting of Earth, the moon, and something called Needle's Cake. That is a supposedly a rapidly growing cake that has separated from Earth. Scientists predict that Needle's cake will start nuclear fusion and become a star in 3 weeks.
[cut to Earth/Goiky]
Leafy: Yeah, I guess it's pretty big, Needy.
[Match, Pencil, Bubble, Ice Cube, Leafy, Tennis Ball, Pen, Needle, Rocky, and Golf Ball are at the bottom of a pit, containing a river]
Match: Hey, where's Golf Ball? I thought she fell too!
Pen: Oh, Match, golf balls sink.
Tennis Ball: So do rocks.
[Pen, Leafy, and Eraser blowing mid-air in a strong wind]
Pen: Wait! We're still flying with the air? Wow! The spring is strong.
Leafy: Are we going up or down now?
[Squishy Cherries still stuck in the room with the puzzles]
Pen: Hey, guys! I found two pieces stuck together!
Eraser: It's about time!
[Ice Cube being smashed off the edge of a cliff about at least 200 times]
[Snowball still tied up with Ice Cube, Blocky, Leafy, and Teardrop]
Snowball: *grunting* So tired...
[they fall in a bottomless pit]
Leafy: Well, if we fall from a bottomless pit, we die of starvation.
[Golf Ball sitting on a brim, the edge of the tub]
Golf Ball: Would you look at that? My very first drop! I'll remember this for the rest of my life!
[Leafy and Blocky still tied on balloons]
Leafy: Um, maybe we should go down now?
[Tennis Ball and Firey sitting on grass]
Tennis Ball: Firey?
Tennis Ball: I suggest you don't go around setting people you don't know on fire.
[cut to the recommended characters, who are on fire]
Paper, Sheet of Paper, Lightbulb, Triangle, Basketball, Marshmallow, Dollar, Gumball, Quarter, Domino, Candle, Seashell, Football, Marker, and Marker: OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH-
[Rocky is barfing lots of red balls which fall to the ground, causing Rocky to float]
Rocky: Bulleh! Bulleh! Bulleh! Bulleh! Bulleh! Bulleh! Bulleh! Bulleh! Bulleh! Bulleh!
[Coiny, Needle, Pin, Woody and Golf Ball talking in a basket of loaves of bread]
Coiny: Pin, how do we get out of here?
Pin: I don't know!
Coiny: Do you know how to get out, Needy?
Needle: *slaps* Don't call me Needy! But no!
Golf Ball: I disagree! [muffled speech]
Coiny: [in muffled voice] Shut it, Woody!
[Inside the TLC]
Eraser: So, I guess they aren't sending us any more tacos?!
[All of the recommended characters suddenly catch fire]
[Black Screen with Text]
Announcer: Stay Tuned for scenes for our next episode.
Yellow Face: Blobolob, oblobolooblob! Isn't that a wonderful noise? Well, now you can listen to that noise 24/7 thanks to our revolutionary headphones! Listen to it while you walk. Listen to it while you sleep. These headphones only play the noise, well, why would you want to listen to anything else? They also have a volume up button, but no volume down button. And best of all, our super glue makes them un-removable. So, yeah, buy now!
Voice: Next time, on BFDI.
[A Preview of a scene]
Announcer: You will be throwing frisbees.
Firey: Ooh, yay!
[Firey throws a circular blade at Pencil]
Announcer: And one recommended character will join the game.
[Pencil, Blocky, Tennis Ball and Leafy gasp]
[Sign: Don't Miss it]
[Sign: May 1. 2011 (mistake is 2010)]
[The sun rises and the TLC gets lifted by the sun and the eliminated contestants scream]
[The sun, with the TLC on top, squishes the LOL as it sets]
[Announcer starts floating, with UFO adopting-like sounds as ambient and then suddenly falls, slamming into the ground]
[Leafy and Announcer are in space]
Leafy: I was wondering, how are we in space, yet able to talk, paddle, breathe and not explode?
Announcer: Budget cuts.
[A spaceship sign that runs on] [Sign "Big, yellow squishy contestants" turn into "Voters"]
[Spongy, Firey, Flower and Leafy turn into Metal after eating Yoylecake]
[Bubble looks around and turns metal herself]
[Leafy and Firey are sitting on the ground at night]
Firey: Hey wait! So if there is an Announcer Recovery Center now, we can kill the Announcer as much as we want, he'll still come come back to give us Dream Island!
Leafy: Oh yeah! [thinks for a moment]
[Leafy, Firey, Flower, and Bubble kill Announcer repeatedly]
Announcer: I forgot to give you rewards.
Announcer: Rewards for getting into the Final 3.
Firey: Another reward? I love rewards!
Bubble: So what are the rewards?
Announcer: Anything you ask for.
Announcer: Absolutely everything.
Leafy: Well, i wish for world peace!
Announcer: Which granted.
Leafy: But you didn't do anything!
Announcer: I think the world is peaceful enough. Moving on, Bubble.
Bubble: I want some yoylecake!
Announcer: Sorry, Bubble, But that doesn't fit our budget. Wish denied, onto Firey.
Firey: I want my life's earnings back!
Announcer: Sorry, I already spent it.
Firey: On what?
Announcer: Your new recovery centers.
Firey: Wow, thanks! Wait, you didn't buy these because you care about us, did you?
Leafy: *gasps* Then why you do it!
Announcer: So i can do this, [pops Bubble] and this, [burns Leafy with Firey] and this. [kills Firey with a bucket of water] [An Announcer Crusher appears, crushing the Announcer] What's this? [Announcer gets crushed]
[Announcer, Firey, Leafy, and Bubble play with their new recovery centers and kill themselves with the massive machine]
Pencil: Hey Match! Wouldn't it be weird if the very first and very last words spoken in BFDI were the same?
Boombox: Has this ever happened to you? You want to find out where Leafy is, but you don't know where Leafy is. Well, I do have the solution for you! Buy our new Leafy Detector as soon as you possibly can! Why would you ever want to do that, you ask? Here's why: Our lovely, little lettuce-colored locator is a leve-- uh, "levelutionary" new type of Leafy locator. Buy now!
[Leafy turns Boombox off]
[Rocky, Bomby, Dora, Nickel, and Yellow Face are still digging]
Fries: You guys can stop.
[Spongy vomits Evil Leafy and then Evil Leafy teleports]
[Gelatin comes by]
Gelatin: Whoa there, buddy, let's calm you down.
[Gelatin freezes Evil Leafy]
Gelatin: Now that you're frozen, I can write a message on your back.
[Gelatin writes "First!" on Evil Leafy's back]
Gelatin: Ah, it's beautiful!
Flower: Hey, Gelatin! [throws a poison bug at Gelatin] How does that feel?
Gelatin: It feels fine. Cause i'm immune to bug poison, duh. The HPRC must've produced you without a brain.
[Gelatin freezes Flower]
[Evil Leafy captures frozen Flower]
[Yellow Face pops up]
Yellow Face: Hello!
[FreeSmart and W.O.A.H Bunch are still on the summit of Yoyle Mountain]
Ruby: Uh, how are we gonna get down from here?
[They fall and scream]