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Battle for Dream Island

Take the Plunge: Part 2

[Woody, Match, Firey, Tennis Ball, Golf Ball, Rocky, Needle, Snowball floating on Spongy as a boat]

Match

Uh, we should get back now.

Barriers and Pitfalls

[Pen, Woody, Eraser, Golf Ball, Leafy, Coiny, Rocky, Match, Spongy, Tennis Ball, Blocky, Pencil, Pin, Snowball, and Bubble all waiting in the FWR (Failer's Waiting Room)]

Golf Ball

So, um, are they gonna pick us up or what?

Are You Smarter Than a Snowball?

[Tennis Ball, Eraser, and Coiny are piled up on Woody in a gaping hole]

Tennis Ball

Um, guys, I have to go to the bathroom!

Sweet Tooth

Capture236

DiaZZUnknown

Radio
Breaking News: Scientists have recently classified Earth as a triple-planet system, consisting of Earth, the moon, and something called Needle's Cake. That is a supposedly a rapidly growing cake that has separated from Earth. Scientists predict that Needle's cake will start nuclear fusion and become a star in 3 weeks.
[cut to Earth/Goiky]

Leafy

Yeah, I guess it's pretty big, Needy.

Needle

*SLAP*

Bridge Crossing

[Match, Pencil, Bubble, Ice Cube, Leafy, Tennis Ball, Pen, Needle, Rocky, and Golf Ball are at the bottom of a pit, containing a river]

Match

Hey, where's Golf Ball? I thought she fell too!

Pen

Oh, Match, golf balls sink.

Tennis Ball

So do rocks.

Power of Three

[Pen, Leafy, and Eraser blowing mid-air in a strong wind]

Pen

Wait! We're still flying with the air? Wow! The spring is strong.

Leafy

Are we going up or down now?

Puzzling Mysteries

[Squishy Cherries still stuck in the room with the puzzles]

Pen

Hey, guys! I found two pieces stuck together!

Pencil

Finally!

Eraser

It's about time!

Cycle of Life

[Ice Cube being smashed off the edge of a cliff about at least 200 times]

Insectophobe's Nightmare

[Snowball still tied up with Ice Cube, Blocky, Leafy, and Teardrop]

Snowball

*grunting* So tired…
[they fall in a bottomless pit]

Leafy

Well, if we fall from a bottomless pit, we die of starvation.

Crybaby!

[Golf Ball sitting on a brim, the edge of the tub]

Golf Ball

Would you look at that? My very first drop! I'll remember this for the rest of my life!

Lofty

[Leafy and Blocky still tied on balloons]

Leafy

Um, maybe we should go down now?

Blocky

Nah.

A Leg Up in the Race

[Tennis Ball and Firey sitting on grass]

Tennis Ball

Firey?

Firey

Yeah?

Tennis Ball

I suggest you don't go around setting people you don't know on fire.
[cut to the recommended characters, who are on fire]

DiaZZUnknown

Paper, Sheet of Paper, Lightbulb, Triangle, Basketball, Marshmallow, Dollar, Gumball, Quarter, Domino, Candle, Seashell, Football, Marker, and Marker
OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH-

Don't Lose Your Marbles

[Rocky is barfing lots of red balls which fall to the ground, causing Rocky to float]

Rocky

Bulleh! Bulleh! Bulleh! Bulleh! Bulleh! Bulleh! Bulleh! Bulleh! Bulleh! Bulleh!

Half a Loaf is Better Than None

[Coiny, Needle, Pin, Woody and Golf Ball talking in a basket of loaves of bread]

Coiny

Pin, how do we get out of here?

Pin

I don't know!

Coiny

Do you know how to get out, Needy?

Needle

*slaps* Don't call me Needy! But no!

Golf Ball

I disagree! [muffled speech]

Woody

[whining]

Coiny

[in muffled voice] Shut it, Woody!

Vomitaco

[Inside the TLC]

Eraser

So, I guess they aren't sending us any more tacos?!

Bowling, Now with Explosions!

[All of the recommended characters suddenly catch fire]
[Black Screen with Text]

Announcer

[Commercial Starts]

Yellow Face

Blobolob, oblobolooblob! Isn't that a wonderful noise? Well, now you can listen to that noise 24/7 thanks to our revolutionary headphones! Listen to it while you walk. Listen to it while you sleep. These headphones only play the noise, well, why would you want to listen to anything else? They also have a volume up button, but no volume down button. And best of all, our super glue makes them un-removable. So, yeah, buy now!
[Commercial Ends]
[Black Screen]

DiaZZUnknown

Voice
Next time, on BFDI.
[A Preview of a scene]

Announcer

You will be throwing frisbees.

Firey

Ooh, yay!
[Firey throws a circular blade at Pencil]
[Scene cuts before Pencil gets hit. Next scene]

Announcer

And one recommended character will join the game.
[Pencil, Blocky, Tennis Ball and Leafy gasp]
[Sign: Don't Miss it]
[Sign: May 1. 2011 (mistake is 2010)]

The Reveal

[The sun rises and the TLC gets lifted by the sun and the eliminated contestants scream]

Reveal Novum

[The sun, with the TLC on top, squishes the LOL as it sets]

Rescission

[Announcer starts floating, with UFO adopting-like sounds as ambient and then suddenly falls, slamming into the ground]

Gardening Hero

Leafy

I was wondering, how are we in space, yet able to talk, paddle, breathe and not explode?

Announcer

Budget cuts.

The Glistening

[A spaceship sign that runs on]
[Sign "Big, yellow squishy contestants" turn into "Voters"]

Don't Pierce My Flesh

[Spongy, Firey, Flower and Leafy turn into Metal after eating Yoylecake]
[Bubble looks around before she turn into metal]

Hurtful!

[Firey and Leafy sits down peacefully]

Firey

Hey wait! So if there is an Announcer Recovery Center now, we can kill the Announcer as much as we want, he'll still come come back to give us Dream Island!

Leafy

Oh yeah! [thinks for a moment]
[Leafy, Firey, Flower, and Bubble kill Announcer repeatedly]

Insectophobe's Nightmare 2

Announcer

I forgot to give you rewards.

Leafy

Huh?

Announcer

Rewards for getting into the Final 3.

Firey

Another reward? I love rewards!

Bubble

So what are the rewards?

Announcer

Anything you ask for.

Leafy

Anything...

Announcer

Absolutely anything.

Leafy

Well, I wish for world peace!

Announcer

Wish granted.

Leafy

But you didn't do anything!

Announcer

I think the world is peaceful enough. Moving on, Bubble.

Bubble

I want some yoylecake!

Announcer

Sorry, Bubble, But that doesn't fit our budget. Wish denied, onto Firey.

Firey

I want my life's earnings back!

Announcer

Sorry, I already spent it.

Firey

On what?

Announcer

Your new recovery centers.

Firey

Wow, thanks! Wait, you didn't buy these because you care about us, did you?

Announcer

Nope.

Leafy

[gasps] Then why you do it!

Announcer

So I can do this, [pops Bubble] and this, [burns Leafy with Firey] and this. [kills Firey with a bucket of water] [An Announcer Crusher appears, crushing the Announcer] What's this? [Announcer gets crushed]
[Announcer, Firey, Leafy, and Bubble play with their new recovery centers and kill themselves with the massive machine]

Return of the Hang Glider

Pencil

Hey Match! Wouldn't it be weird if the very first and very last words spoken in BFDI were the same?

Match

Yeah!

Battle for Dream Island Again

Yeah, Who? I Wanna Know

Unknown

Boombox: Has this ever happened to you? You want to find out where Leafy is, but you don't know where Leafy is. Well, I do have the solution for you! Buy our new Leafy Detector as soon as you possibly can! Why would you ever want to do that, you ask? Here's why: Our lovely, little lettuce-colored locator is a leve-- uh, "levelutionary" new type of Leafy locator. Buy now!
[Leafy turns Boombox off]

Get Digging

[Rocky, Bomby, Dora, Nickel, and Yellow Face are still digging]

Fries

Fries: You guys can stop.

Insectophobe's Nightmare 3

[Spongy vomits Evil Leafy and then Evil Leafy teleports. Gelatin comes by]

Gelatin

Whoa there, buddy, let's calm you down.
[Gelatin freezes Evil Leafy]

Gelatin

Now that you're frozen, I can write a message on your back.
[Gelatin writes "First!" on Evil Leafy's back]

Gelatin

Ah, it's beautiful!

Zeeky Boogy Doog

Flower

Hey, Gelatin! [throws a poison bug at Gelatin] How does that feel?

Gelatin

It feels fine. Cause i'm immune to bug poison, duh. The HPRC must've produced you without a brain.
[Gelatin freezes Flower]
[Evil Leafy captures frozen Flower]

Yellow Face

HELLO!

The Long-lost Yoyle City

[FreeSmart and W.O.A.H Bunch are still on the summit of Yoyle Mountain]

Metal Ruby

Uh, how are we gonna get down from here?
[They fall and scream]

IDFB

Welcome Back

Coiny

Hey Fries, I bought some boiling frying oil, so we can finally do some deep fried breaths!

Fries

Please tell me you're not actually doing this.

Coiny

Okay, so we breathe, and then we deep fry it. Ready?

Fries

I'm not participating.
Leafy, made of Yoyle Metal, peeks out from behind a Yoyleberry bush, holding a knife. She's about to throw the knife at Fries and Coiny, but is too horrified by the sight of Coiny making deep fried breaths, and returns to hiding.

Coiny

*inhale* One, AAAUGH

Fries

C-Coiny, just stop!

Coiny

two, AAAAAAUGH!

Fries

Coiny! Coiny! Stop!

Coiny

three, AAAAAAAAUUUUGH

Fries

You're insane! Just stop!
The endcard reads "See you in IDFB 2! =)"

Battle for BFDI

Getting Teardrop to Talk

X puts four of his baskets on, which seem to have shrunk to fit him.
X gets hurled round and round by the baskets.

X

Aaaaaah! Aaaaaaaaah! AAAAAHHH!

Lick Your Way to Freedom

Nickel

Ugh. You can stop licking, David. We already lost.
Nickel and David walk away. It is then revealed that Taco is stuck inside the jawbreaker they were just licking.

Taco

Uh, hello? Can anyone hear me?
During a timelapse, Taco is stuck in the jawbreaker for the next few days. She eats the fish inside of her shell, and the episode ends.

Why Would You Do This on a Swingset

Taco is collapsed next to the broken jawbreaker. Snowball walks up to her, holding a roll of duct tape.

Snowball

Wanna go back inside?

Today's Very Special Episode

Eggy

Hi Teardrop. Even though my story might not be super interesting to you, I decided I'll tell it anyway. So it all began when I was a baby egg. You know, an egg inside of an egg. Eggception, if you will? It was very cozy, and at that moment, I realized I was pretty content! I had everything I needed! I didn't need to complain for more. So I thought, "Why shout? Why even say anything?" As you see, that's how I, as a small egg, never really spoke much, and blah blah blah...

Fortunate Ben

Glad to have two legs again! Glad to be an X again! -applause-

Four Goes Too Far

[Basketball, Saw, Golf Ball, TV, Book Grassy, Gaty, and Teardrop are all trapped on the moon.]

Golf Ball

Um, are they gonna pick us up or what?

The Liar Ball You Don't Want

Loser is flying in the vacuum of space inside the jawbreaker, Loser starts reading Donut's diary.

Donut

Loser, we haven't heard much from you today. Any last words?

Loser

*deep breath* You know what? I do. Guys, thank you for doing your best to make me feel welcome. I know I didn't last long, but, I'm gonna miss what we did together. We had fun... and, that's all that matters. Good thing Four is gone. At least I can spend my last few days with you. I'm proud of you, and I hope we can meet again.

Questions Answered

Fanny

Bubble, I should tell you. Match got mad at you for not knowing those answers. But in truth, she didn't know the answers herself! What a hypocrite!

Bubble

Oh, thanks for telling me!

Fanny

I hate her.

This Episode Is About Basketball

Donut walks by X.

Donut

Good job today.
X is touched by this, and smiles.

Enter the Exit

Taco

Uh... So! Bell!

Bell

Uggghhhhh!!! NOW what are you trying to do? Any twinkles I could take off the moon for you?

Taco

Bell, I'm only making conversation with you.

Bell

Oh! Uh huh! Just like last time?

Taco

Listen, Bell. I'm sorry about-

Bell

HAVE YOU EVEN CONSIDERED THAT "SORRY" MIGHT NOT CUT IT?

Taco

You'd think I would know that by now...

Bell

You've set a reputation for yourself, Taco. For all I know, you could be using me as a tool to make your team win right this second! Just deal with it! I don't trust you anymore. And I probably never will.