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Pen

Announcer thing, Announcer thing, Announcer thing!

Announcer

What?

Pen

You know how we were having trouble with the jigsaw puzzle?

Announcer

Yeah?

Pen

Well, we solved it and so we're free!

Announcer

That's good to know.

Pencil

Did you know I've never been voted for to be eliminated?

Match

Wow! Coolio!

Pencil

I'm the only Squishy Cherry who's like that. The only other people that haven't been voted for are Leafy, Teardrop, Rocky, and Snowball.
The image of Snowball shakes

Match

Crudiously, Snowball's never been voted for, but he's a jerk.

Pencil

Yeah, well, you know?

Match

Oh! You know, I've been voted for in 4 episodes. No one else has been.

Pencil

Well that's okay because you're still here!

Bubble

Now for my vote status I-
Announcer falls from sky and pops Bubble

Announcer

I've only been voted once, by Artofliving123, even though I shouldn't have been.

Pencil

Really Bubble? You know, I think your voice has changed.
Pencil opens her eyes

Pencil

Wah! You're not Bubble!

Announcer

No. I'm not.

Pencil

You murdered her!

Match

Yeah, well that is true.
Intro

Announcer

Anyways, since there are no vote last time, there were no Cake at Stake.
Image of a cake smiling and then frowning appears

Announcer

So, we can get run to the contest. It's a relay race.

Firey

Stump!
Firey stumps Coiny

Coiny

Ow!

Golf Ball

Hold on a second, there's something that's unfair! My team has many more members than the other team! So, if everyone goes once, we'll take much longer!

Announcer

Ok, I'll fix that. Four people of cherries team will go twice.

Bubble

Not fair! We'll tired by the second time through!

Announcer

Well then, no one goes twice. But on the grapes, only 5 of the people go, so 4 people don't go.

Pen

Not fair! They get to choose the best players but we can't!

Announcer

Hm. Then what do you suggest the rules to be?

Bubble

How about this: Like you just said, "Five on each team go, but you randomly choose which 5 Grapes participate in the race!"

Announcer

Hm, I guess that sound fair enough to me. Grapes, here's a nine-slice wheel. Each person has one spot. The first five people chosen on this wheel participate in the race. So, someone give it a whirl.

Snowball

Since I'm the strongest one here, by far, it better land on ME!
Snowball rolls the wheel...
Cuts to commercial

Blocky

Hi weirdoes! Here's another prank! But this one involves Ice Cube instead of Bubble. Just take an Ice Cube Recovery Center and like just carry it over to the edge of a cliff, maybe with a tree, yeah yeah, with tree, definitely, yeah, that's mandatory. And attach a spring from the tree to the Ice Cube Recovery Center and then, melt, Ice Cube.
A scene appears, where Ice Cube is melted by fire on nowhere
[Blocky whispers to someone]

Blocky

Melting her kills her right?

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Voice
Yeah.

Blocky

(whispers) Okay. (Normal voice) Ice Cube is recreated in the Ice Cube Recovery Center. She'll like weigh it down and, Ice Cube Recovery Center will tilt down off the cliff and, Ice Cube will fall out and she'll crash in the bottom of the, cliff. And Ice Cube is recreated in the Ice Cube Recovery Center. She'll like weigh it down and, Ice Cube Recovery Center will tilt down off the cliff. Cycle repeats! Yeah, isn't that cool? Pretty funny?

DiaZZUnknown

Voice
This program was brought to you by Blocky's Funny Doings International.
Wheel lands on Firey

Coiny

Oh no!

Snowball

You'd better be a good runner! Are you?

Firey

Yeah! Watch! Here we go!
[Firey sprints down land]

Ice Cube

Wow! You're such a fast runner!

Firey

Thank you, wise Ice Cube!

Coiny

Wow! You're such a slow runner!

Firey

No thank you, dumb Coiny!
[Bottle sound can be heard in a split second]

Announcer

Spin again.
[Leafy spins wheel]
[Rocky barfs on slice]
[Wheel lands on slice covered in barf]

Tennis Ball

Um, who's on that slice?

Snowball

I ain't scraping that off!

Golf Ball

Well, process of elimination! There's SB, Leafy, Rocky, me, Teardrop, Tennis Ball, and Coiny! Firey's been chosen, so it's Ice Cube!

Snowball

Oh great! A weak armless one!
[Firey spins wheel]
[Barf lands on Firey's face]

Coiny

Haha, ha! Oh, that's just great!
[Wheel lands on Leafy]

Announcer

Two spots left.
[Snowball spins wheel]
[Wheel lands on Golf Ball]

Announcer

There's only one more person participating in this race.

Snowball

If it isn't me, we are DEAD!
[Snowball spins wheel]
[Wheel lands on Rocky]

Snowball

NOOOOOOOO—(fast-forward)—ooooooooooooooooooo!

Firey

Haha! You didn't make the team!
[Coiny slaps Firey]

Firey

Ow!

Announcer

So yes. You five will compete. You four won't. (Everyone frowns, but Snowball cries) So, the rules are simple. Just run to the tree and back. Oh! Also, in this episode, no one's getting sent to the TLC.

Pen

Again for like, the second time? I liked it when there was elimination! It had anticipation and self-preservation!

Announcer

Don't worry. Next time, two people will be eliminated. But I'll get to that later. So, nothing happens to the losers. The winners get a prize.

Eraser

Which IS?

Announcer

You'll find out later.

Eraser

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!

Announcer

But there is one catch. While running, you must carry the person who will run the race after you. The last person in line doesn't carry anyone.

Bubble

Yeah! I don't have to carry anyone!

Match

Yeah! I only have to carry Bubble!

Pencil

I have to carry Match, and I know she's gaining weight!
[Match slaps Pencil]

Announcer

Go!
[Pen jumps on Eraser]

Pen

Faster Eraser, faster!
[Firey holding Ice Cube while running, while Ice Cube screams in almost medium voice]

Ice Cube

Aaaaaaaaa!

Firey

Why are you screaming, Ice Cube? Are you melting?
[Pen + Eraser circle the tree, followed by Firey + Ice Cube]
[Pen reaches the starting line]

Pen

Get on, Pencil!
[Firey at the starting line, with Ice Cube no more than a puddle]

Firey

She's pretty much gone.

Golf Ball

The Ice Cube Recovery Center won't start until she's completely melted! Well, what are you waiting for? Melt, Firey!
[Firey jumps on the puddle, and Ice Cube melts completely]
[Ice Cube recovers in her recovery center]
[Cut to Pencil on Pen, running to the tree]

Pencil

Here comes the tree!
[Cut back to Leafy + Ice Cube at the starting line]

Leafy

Icy, because you have no arms, I'll have to sit on you.
[Leafy goes and sits on Ice Cube]
[Ice Cube runs]

Leafy

Go go go!
[Cut to Pen at the start]

Pen

We're here!
[Ice Cube goes around the tree, but Leafy slides off Ice Cube and flies into the air]

Leafy

Aaaaaaaaah!
[Ice Cube notices and slides to a stop, then goes back]
[Cut to Match riding on Pencil]

Match

Pencil, I'm not fat, am I?

Pencil

I was just JK kidding, Match!

Match

Oh, okay then.
[Leafy jumps back onto Ice Cube, while Pencil + Match run past]

Leafy

Back on!

Leafy

Hey, they lapped us!
[Cut to Pencil and Match at the starting line]

Match

Release.
[Match gets off of Pencil]
[Leafy arrives at the starting line]

Leafy

Here, Golf Ball. Wow, you're HEAVY!
[Cut to Match holding Bubble and running]

Bubble

Match, not so hard! You'll pop me!
[Match pops Bubble]

Match

Uh oh! Where's the BRC?
[Camera pans over a LOT of landscape, before finally arriving at the BRC, where Bubble recovers]

Bubble

I'm coming Match!
[Leafy, dragging Golf Ball towards the tree]

Leafy

Wow, you're HEAVY!

Golf Ball

You already said that!

Bubble

(Faraway) I'm getting there! [incomprehensible dialogue]

Match

OMT, she'd better get here soon.

Bubble

(Faraway) Entering the door, where am I, I don't know where I am.
[Cut to Leafy, throwing Golf Ball onto the starting platform]

Leafy

Ugh.
[Rocky jumps onto Golf Ball]

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Rocky

Bulleh!
[Golf Ball smashes into the tree]

Bubble

(Back at the race area) Remember Match, not too hard!

Match

Okay!
[Match + Bubble begin running to the tree, while Rocky + Golf Ball run back]
[Golf Ball dumps Rocky onto the starting line]

Firey

Run! Run! Run! Run!

Golf Ball

Go on, Rocky, run!
[Match and Bubble circle the tree and start running back]
[They approach the starting line, and Bubble goes back to the tree on her own]
[Golf Ball lightly kicks Rocky]

Golf Ball

Grr!
[Golf Ball kicks Rocky, HARD]
[Rocky flies to the air towards the tree]
[Rocky pops Bubble, who is running towards the tree and Rocky lands in the leaves]
[Rocky slowly, SLOWLY starts walking back]
[Meanwhile, at the faraway BRC, Bubble makes her way back]

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Various Squashy Grapes team members except Firey, with incomprehensible dialogue
Go go! Run! Come on!

Golf Ball

GRR!!!
[Golf Ball runs over to Rocky, kicks him into the air and he lands on the starting platform]

Leafy

Yeah, we won!
[Firey high fives Leafy]

Firey

Yeah!

Coiny

We won? That's a relief.

Snowball

Yeah! I wasn't expecting we'd win, but I'm glad we did!

Eraser

Thanks a lot, Bubble. It's your fault we lost!

Announcer

So Grapes, do you want to know your prize?

Squashy Grapes

Yeah!!

Announcer

You win an eliminated player onto your team.

Coiny

Uh, do we get to choose WHICH player?

Announcer

No, you do not. But voters, you do. You can vote an eliminated player into the game. There's Flower.

Flower

You BETTER vote me! Or, or, I'll CRUSH you!

Announcer

Spongy.

Spongy

Hellllllloooo.

Announcer

Blocky.

Blocky

Vote for me! I've got an edge! Well, twelve edges actually.

Announcer

Woody.

Woody

Eh… eh….

Announcer

Pin.

Pin

You need a heroic leader like me!

Announcer

And Needy.
[Needle slaps the camera]

Needle

Don't call me Needy!

DiaZZUnknown

Screen
Comment to vote! Voting period ends August 10.

DiaZZUnknown

Screen
Episode 9 will come out on September 1.
[The rest of the episode is a montage of Ice Cube dying repeatedly using the technique shown in Blocky's Funny Doings International]
[End of episode]

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