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Announcer

Guess what, Pin?
Pin runs to the Announcer, smiling with excitement.

Announcer

You've won a Win Token!

Pin

What is a Win Token?

Announcer

As you remember, you were the only one to rip the ribbon. That means you did better than the rest of the contestants, so you win a Win Token. If you're about to get eliminated, you can use your Win Token to avoid half of your votes. And here's your Win Token.
Announcer throws Win Token, Pin catches it

Announcer

Now it's time for Cake at Stake.
(Cake at Stake theme plays)

Announcer

But first we have to get *talks fast* Match & Tennis Ball & Golf Ball & Teardrop & Needle & Spongy & Rocky & Firey & Woody & Flower.
(A net appears from under the ocean bringing everyone the Announcer listed to shore)

Announcer

Get into your teams, people.
(sounds of shuffling)

Announcer

OK. Squashy Grapes, you lost last time, so you do the Cake at Stake. Sit.
Everyone sits except Rocky, who just turns upside down

Announcer

I have nine slices of cake. If you receive a slice of cake, you get to stay for another day. If you don't, you leave the battle. But don't worry, you'll be treated with TLC. OK, let's see how many votes we received.
A random machine comes out of the ground and displays a 7

Announcer

7 votes. Now it's time to pass out the cake. Leafy, you got zero votes. Here's your cake.
(Cake tosser tosses cake at Leafy, making the cake splat all over her face)

Announcer

Needle, you also got zero votes.
(Cake tosser tosses cake at Needle, making the cake splat all over her face)

Announcer

Same with Ice Cube...
(Cake tosser tosses cake at Ice Cube, making the cake splat all over her face)

Announcer

...Rocky...
(Cake tosser tosses cake at Rocky, making the cake splat all over his face)

Announcer

...Teardrop...
(Cake tosser tosses cake at Teardrop, making the cake splat all over her face)

Announcer

...and Coiny.
(Cake tosser tosses cake at Coiny, making the cake splat all over his face)

Announcer

Uh, maybe I should turn down the throwing speed of the tosser... Snowball, you're safe at zero too.
(Snowball catches cake)

Announcer

Tennis Ball, you didn't do anything good, but...
(Cake tosser tosses cake at Tennis Ball, making the cake splat all over his face)

Announcer

...you're safe with one vote. So is "sam!", whoever Sam is.

Flower

If you kick me out, I'll CRUSH you with my ANNOUNCER CRUSHER!!!

Announcer

Well, too bad for me; because Golf Ball is safe at one vote...
(Cake tosser tosses cake at Golf Ball, making the cake splat all over her face)

Announcer

...and you, Flower, are out with four votes.

Flower

GRRRRRRRR!
(Flower activates the Announcer Crusher, but instead of hitting the Announcer, it hits GB instead, making it explode, sending Flower to the TLC)

Flower

WHAAAAAOOWWHAAA!!!!!

Bubble

*quickly* Earlier this morning, I was really afraid of being POPPED, but now I'm feeling better and I don't think I'm gonna be popped!
(Announcer Crusher bits fly everywhere, and yes, this does pop Bubble)

Golf Ball

WOO! Now my chances of winning went up from 5% to 5.263%!

Leafy

Wow, GB. I'm impressed. No arms, and you can still use a calculator!

Golf Ball

What made you think I was using a calculator?
(Intro Plays)

Contest[]

Announcer

The second contest is an obstacle course. You have an hour to complete it. When you get to the end, you will try to get as much water into your team tank as you can in the remaining amount of time. At the end of the hour, whichever team has more water wins. And yes, whoever is the first to finish the course gets a Win Token.
(A G appears on the screen)

Announcer

Wait. Before that O get onto the screen, I have to tell you one more thing.

Eraser

Aw...boooooooooooooorriing.

Announcer

Cherries, you're missing a team member. If you don't find that team member in the next hour, your team automatically loses.

Pen and Eraser

BLOCKY!

Announcer

OK, O, come on over.
(O comes onto the screen, looking scared, forming the word GO, making the contest start)

Pin

Squishy Cherries! Stop! We have to decide who will find Blocky and who will run the course.

Pen and Eraser

We'll find Blocky.

Pin

Spongy, you go too. And... Pencil! Go with them!

Match

But, our alliance! We have to stick together!

Pin

Alliance, shmalliance, go, GO!

Match

Pencil! We'll wait for you!

Snowball

Whoa! In first!
(SB comes to a sudden stop at a pitfall)

Snowball

WHOA!
(Needle pushes SB off, SB faceplants into the Failers' Waiting Room)

Snowball

Oh, great...
(Time skips to 58:17)

Pencil

OK. So THIS is the fish that ate Blocky. Now we have to get him out.
(Time skips to 55:42)

Ice Cube

Wow! Needle, she's such a fast runner.

Leafy

That's good!
(Needle presses a button on the floor, which causes a wall to start rising slowly)
(Coiny blows raspberry at Firey)

Firey

Grrr...
(Firey slaps Coiny off the screen)

Match

OMQ, what is taking her so long?

Bubble

Be patient. It's only been 5 minutes or so!
Time skips to 52:22

Pencil

♪ Open mouth, yeah, yeah, yeah! Let him out, yeah, yeah, yeah! ♫

Blocky

What is she doing?

Pencil

(out of sight) ♪ So we can win the contest... ♫

Pen

Blocky! I thought you got eaten!

Pencil

(out of sight) ♪ ...so we can win the contest! ♫

Blocky

No, it tried to eat me, but it missed me by A BIT!
(Flashback to episode 1b, we see that Blocky is about to get eaten by the fish, the camera turns, and we see that he actually fell behind the fish!)

Pencil

C'mon and open that...
(Fish opens mouth)

Pencil

YEAH!
(Fish wraps tongue around Pencil)

Pencil

Yikes!
(Goes back to contest, Needle approaches a rock wall. Coiny finally lands in front of the wall that Leafy, Needle and Icy climbed earlier. Firey jumps over it, Pin tries to jump over it but is flipped upside down by Teardrop, and Pin gets stuck)

Pin

I'm stuck!

Coiny

Sorry, Pin.
(Coiny jumps over the wall)

Pin

Please don't tell me Woody will have to climb me!
(Woody attempts to reach and climb over Pin)

Woody

Auuuweuu... errr... ehhhhh-
(Pin slaps Woody)

Woody

AHHH!
(Woody slides across the floor, GB and TB jump over him)

Tennis Ball

Jump, Rocky!
(Rocky does nothing, TB sighs and kicks him out of the way but Woody falls off anyway)

Golf Ball

TB! What in the spherical world was THAT for?

Tennis Ball

To prevent a Rocky and Woody collision.

Golf Ball

OK.
(Golf Ball tries to jump over the wall, but it's too high)

Golf Ball

TB, Help me!
(Tennis Ball kicks Golf Ball over the wall.)

Golf Ball

Thank you!
(Tennis Ball tries to jump over the wall, but it's still too high)

Tennis Ball

But now I can't cross!
(Cut to the rock wall, Needle, Teardrop, Firey and Leafy, while holding Icy, are climbing it)
(Coiny and Golf Ball run to the rock wall)
(A boxing glove pops out of the wall, hitting Needle; she falls back to the ground)

Needle

Aww, seriously?

Ice Cube

Thanks for all you're doing for me.

Leafy

No problem.
(Another boxing glove pops out of the wall, hitting Leafy and Ice Cube)
(Teardrop, Firey and Needle are still on the rock wall)
(Cut to Pencil, Blocky and Pen are trying to pull her out of the fish's tongue)

DiaZZUnknown

Blocky and Pen
Hhhhhgh!
(The fish, noticing something, lets go and looks up. That "something", is Flower, still flying from the explosion.)

Flower

AAAAAAAH!
(Camera zooms out and shows that Flower is flying over the random fish monsters and plants from episode 1b)
(Time skips ahead to 46:21)
(Cut to Firey, who is currently in first place as he hops off of the elevator)
(Firey steps on a button, causing a spike to fall slowly)
(Firey and Coiny and Teardrop jump across a gap)
(Cut to Leafy and Ice Cube)
(Leafy throws Ice Cube onto the top of the rock wall, then jumps onto the top of the rock wall herself)
(Yet another boxing glove hits Needle offscreen, she falls on the floor)

Needle

Aww, seriously?
(Leafy and Ice Cube pass a sign that says 'Ride to Continue' and get onto the elevator)

Leafy

Well, here we go!
(the elevator begins moving down)

Leafy

Hey, watch this!
(Leafy holds a bowling ball above Icy's head)

Leafy

The bowling ball and you are falling at the SAME RATE!
(Leafy lets go of the bowling ball, and indeed, the bowling ball and the elevator are falling at the same speed)
(When the elevator reaches the bottom, the bowling ball smashes Ice Cube)
(Cuts to commercial)

DiaZZUnknown

Voice
Need a break from all the stress?
(Screen shows a frowny face)

DiaZZUnknown

Voice
Then eat our gumball.
(A gumball goes into the frowny face's mouth)

DiaZZUnknown

Voice
It's only 70,000 payments of $70,000.
(Screen shows $4,900,000,000)

DiaZZUnknown

Voice
Each.
(Screen shows seven gumballs with a cost of $34,300,000,000)

DiaZZUnknown

Voice
Call now. The number on the screen.
(Screen shows a phone, then the number 2)

DiaZZUnknown

Voice
Now.
(Cuts to another commercial)

Blocky

Here's a fun prank you can pull!
(Screen shows the Bubble Recovery Center)

Blocky

Drill a hole into the Bubble Recovery Center, pour tacks in, and watch Bubble pop INFINITELY!
(Screen shows a demonstration of the above line)

Blocky

Ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha-

DiaZZUnknown

Voice
This program was brought to you by Blocky's Funny Doings International.
(Screen shows Blocky with the words Blocky's Funny Doings International on the side)
(Cuts to real-time, the time now 46:51)

Leafy

O-M-Z! I killed her! Oh well...
(Screen shows a card that says 'What She Wanted To Happen')
(Leafy jumps a gap with the lowering spike even lower now)

Leafy

Easy.
(Screen shows a card that says 'What Happened')
(Leafy jumps into the gap)

Leafy

AAAAH...!
(Leafy lands in the Failers' Waiting Room along with Snowball and Woody)
(Cut to Pen, Eraser, Blocky, Spongy and Pencil)

Pen

Okay, let's get back now. We have a BUNCH of lost time to make up!
(Cut to Bubble and Match, who are still waiting at the starting line)
(Pen crosses the starting line)

Bubble

Woah!
(Spongy crosses the starting line)

Match

OMW. Spongy. He just makes me wanna HURL.
(Pencil crosses the starting line)

Match

Pencil, you're here! Now let's go, SUPER FAST!
(The team takes off, with Blocky and Eraser falling into a pit)

Tennis Ball

Oh, thank you, you're here! (Demanding) GET ME OVER THAT WALL!

Match

Over THAT?!
(Match points to the wall with Pin still stuck on it)

Match

I dunno...

Pin

Still stuck!
(Cut to Golf Ball, who is standing in front of the rock wall)

Golf Ball

Arms might be useful right about NOW!
(Camera pans up to Needle, who reaches the top of the climbing wall)

Needle

FINALLY!
(Another boxing glove pops out of the wall, missing Needle)
(Cut to Firey)
(Firey jumps onto a ski lift)

Firey

Hup!
(Firey burns up his seat)

Firey

Oh, noooo, WOOOOAH!
(Firey falls and holds on to his other seat)
(Cut to Pencil, Match and Bubble, who are about to throw TB over the wall)

Match

Aaaand THROW!
(The group throws Tennis Ball at the wall, which bends and breaks, hitting Pen)

Pen

Oof!
(Tennis Ball lands on the other side of the gap)
(Cut to the Failers' Waiting Room, Pin falls in, still stuck to the wall, along with Pen (offscreen))

Bubble

Well, THAT'S convenient!
(Bubble, Match, Pencil and Spongy walk across)
(Cut to Coiny and Teardrop on the ski lift, Firey is holding onto the edge)

Coiny

Hey, Firey!
(Coiny stomps on Firey's hand)

Firey

Ow! Grr!
(Firey knocks Coiny off of the ski lift)

Coiny

Hey!
(time skips ahead to 30:01)
(Golf Ball, Tennis Ball and Spongy are all waiting at the bottom of the climbing wall)

Golf Ball

Throw us up!

Pencil

Yeah. But nah. We're only going for our own team: Spongy.
(The group throw Spongy up)
(Cut to Needle, who is at the end of the ski lift)

Needle

Yeah!
(Needle walks down a windy path)
(Needle stops at a sign)

Needle

Uh-oh.

DiaZZUnknown

Voice
Find a needle in a haystack and show it to the scanner to continue.
(Firey and Teardrop are already searching)
(Needle gets an "idea lightbulb" and shows herself to the scanner, which gives her a win token and allows her to pass)

Needle

Yeah!
(Needle crosses the finish line)

Firey

Ugh! ARGH! Come ON!!
(Firey gets an "idea lightbulb" with the words '#2', and jumps onto the haystack, burning it up except for the needle)
(Cut to Golf Ball and Tennis Ball, Match and Pencil are climbing up the rock wall)

Golf Ball

Help us up!
(Tennis Ball finds a path to the side of the wall, and gets an "idea lightbulb" with the words '#3')

Tennis Ball

Golf Ball! Look!
(Cut to Teardrop, who is still looking for the needle)
(Cut back to the Squishy Cherries, who are catching up)
(Time has passed to 22:50)

Match

Huh? Oh, great, the balls are here.
(Teardrop has finally found the needle and is allowed to cross the finish line)

Needle

TD, help me get more ahead of Firey!
(The Squashy Grapes's bucket of water is fuller than the Cherries', which doesn't have any water in it)

Firey

Water. It's TOO DANGEROUS to handle!
(screen shows that Firey can be killed using water, ice or snow)
(Cut to Match, Pencil and Bubble at the second gap, the spike has nearly reached the floor)

Match

Uh oh!
(Bubble tries jumping across, making her stuck)

Bubble

I'm stuck!
(Bubble is wedged between the spike and the floor)
(Golf Ball and Tennis Ball run and accidentally push Bubble out, then fall in the gap)

Pencil

Heh-heh. Thanks, TB and GB.

Match

We gotta go, Pencil.
(Match jumps successfully, while Pencil's lead gets chopped off by the spike, as she is dulled)

Pencil

Oh no! I've been DULLED!
(Time skips ahead to 18:17)
(Match and Pencil and Bubble are riding the ski lift, a loud banging noise is heard because Spongy is so fat)

Bubble

Spongy! He's just so fat, you know?
(Cut to Rocky, who is falling from the sky due to being kicked earlier. Rocky slices the ski lift rope, causing himself, Spongy and the alliance to fall)

DiaZZUnknown

Pencil, Bubble, and Match
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!
(In fast-motion, Needle and Teardrop fill their team bucket with water until the time is up)

Announcer

Beep. Time's up. The Squashy Grapes win.
(Cut to Needle)

Needle

Yeah!

Announcer

So yeah, choose someone to vote.
(All the team members of the Squishy Cherries are shown)
(Title card: Comment to vote! Last day of voting is February 10th. Episode 3 will be released on March 1)
(Cut to the Failers' Waiting Room, where a bunch of contestants are standing in the night)

Golf Ball

So, um, are they gonna pick us up or what?
(episode ends)
Transcripts
BFDI1 BFDI: Take the Plunge: Part 1Take the Plunge: Part 2Barriers and PitfallsAre You Smarter Than a Snowball?Sweet ToothBridge CrossingPower of ThreePuzzling MysteriesCycle of LifeInsectophobe's NightmareCrybaby!LoftyA Leg Up in the RaceDon't Lose Your MarblesHalf a Loaf Is Better Than NoneVomitacoBowling, Now with Explosions!The RevealReveal NovumRescissionGardening HeroThe GlisteningDon't Pierce My FleshHurtful!Insectophobe's Nightmare 2Return of the Hang Glider

BFDIA2 BFDIA: Yeah, Who? I Wanna KnowGet DiggingInsectophobe's Nightmare 3Zeeky Boogy DoogGet in the VanBFDIA 5bNo More Snow!It's a MonsterThe Long-lost Yoyle CityWell RestedIntruder AlertMeatyCatch These HandsTaste the Sweetness

IDFB3 IDFB: Welcome Back

B.F.B BFB: Getting Teardrop to TalkLick Your Way to FreedomWhy Would You Do This on a SwingsetToday's Very Special EpisodeFortunate BenFour Goes Too FarThe Liar Ball You Don't WantQuestions AnsweredThis Episode Is About BasketballEnter the ExitGet to the Top in 500 StepsWhat Do You Think of Roleplay?Return of the Rocket ShipDon't Dig Straight DownThe Four is LavaThe Escape from FourX Marks the SpotTake the TowerHow Loe Can You Grow?A Taste of SpaceLet's Raid The WarehouseWho Stole Donut's Diary?Fashion For Your Face!The Game Has ChangedThe Tweested TempleThe Hidden ContestantUprooting EverythingB.F.B. = Back From BeginningSOS (Save Our Show)Chapter Complete

TPOT Abbreviated BFDI:TPOT: You Know Those Buttons Don't Do Anything, Right?The Worst Day of Black Hole's LifeGetting Puffball To Think About RollercoastersGardening ZeroFishes and DishesThe Great Goikian Bake-OffThe Seven Wonders of GoikyBalancing P.A.C.T.Outbreak At Stake

Shorts: Thanks for 4 years!BFDI Is BackThanks for 4 years of Thanks for 4 years!BFDI's Road to Half a Billion ViewsYou're A Loser, But...Thanks for 600,000 subscribers!Thanks for 700,000 subscribers!Thanks for 800,000 thousand subscribers!Thanks for 900,000 subscribers!Thanks for 1,000,000 subscribers!Thanks for 4 years of Thanks for 4 years of Thanks for 4 years!Claustrophobe's NightmareTwosdayFish and ChipsWhy is the BFDI Mouth everywhere?Marker and Coiny plush have arrived!

YTPMVs: "Revenge", except every syllable is from BFDI

Promotional: Vote YoylecakeYou can help BFDI win an Award!The Loser Plush is here!The Official Four and X PlushWhat if BFDI was in r/place?BFDI *was* in r/place!

Other: The BeiBei SquisherX Finds Out His ValueBFDIA 6 Deleted ScenesThe JingJing Squisher (10 year anniversary)All I Want for X-mas — SONG by Four & X from BFBApply to join BFDI! Animators, Audio Editors, Background/Prop Artists and MoreJust Push Through It (Songify BFDI by Schmoyoho)The LOST NEWSPAPERS of Four and XAll BFDI soundboard videos! (compilation)Best BFDI Season 1a moments (according to data from you viewers!)

Specific parts: Cake at StakeStingers

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