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[Screen moves over to Coiny, sitting on a slingshot on a couch used as a launching pad for it. In the distance is a tall, yellow on the top half tree]
[Firey throws the container away]
[Firey walks forward and looks at the hole]
Firey: I'm sure it's gonna come out soon, it's in the book.
Coiny: Yeah, it's in the book. And the book is where?
[Firey walks over to Coiny]
Firey: Here, if it's such a big deal, I'll just climb and get it.
[Coiny gets off the couch and points at Firey]
Coiny: No, I'm slingshotting.
Firey: Well, if you're happy, then I'm happy as well.
[Coiny gets on the couch again]
Coiny: Oh, don't say that, it makes it sound like you don't really mean it.
[Coiny looks over the couch]
Coiny: I mean like, you're not actually happy. Did you get the goggles?
[Firey takes out the goggle from his body, and hands it over to Coiny]
Firey: They're right here. Also, what are we aiming for?
[Coiny sits down and points at the tree]
Coiny: Top of the tree, easy shot. Are we ready?
Firey: We're ready.
[The camera cuts to Needle, standing next to the hole]
Needle: Ready for what?
Coiny: I'm going to die.
Firey: Needle! He's not going to die.
[Needle runs over to the two]
Needle: Ooh! Can I watch? Also, call me Needy!
Firey: Needy, I like that. Also he might die.
[Firey removes one of the handle, launching Coiny off, but unfortunately he misses the tree]
Coiny: That didn't really work.
[Coiny takes a book out]
Coiny: [singing] But guess who got the book!
[Firey takes and opens the book from Coiny's hands, dropping him]
[Zooming on the book, "First of September is highlighted in yellow, with the text "September 1, 2016 8 AM PDT" appearing, shaking on the top right corner]
Firey: Oh my spark, September first, this is a joke, right?
[Coiny sits up and raises his hand, preparing for a high-five]
Coiny: It's not a joke. Let's get a high five, we got that book -
[Coiny raises his hand up higher]
Coiny: - too slow.
[Firey accidentally slaps Coiny to the ground. Firey walks over and check on Coiny]
Firey: Oh, I'm so sorry. Are you okay?
Coiny: I'm fine, I'm fine.
Firey: Oh, but September first... How far even is that? [counting on his hand] One... twoth... one... That's like-
[The screen moves up, showing the text "Battle for Dream Island is back!]
Coiny: There's so much barbed wire the things I do. But it feels good to be back.
[Flower and Ice Cube talking to each other off-screen]
Flower: Ice Cube, don't you think I look beautiful?
Ice Cube: Uhhh... no?
[Ice Cube is presumed to be kicked by an angered Flower towards Coiny, launching him off-screen]
[The announcement ended, screenshots of Jacknjellify's tweets saying that on Wikia, they're having a "Battle of Fictional Foods" contest, and for Round 1, Yoylecake competes with the chocolate cake from the Portal series. A tweet from Legotd61, a fan of the show says that the Yoylecake beat the Portal cake, and there's a screenshot showing that the Yoylecake went to round 2. a box saying "Vote Yoylecake! Link in the description" pops up, then changes into "Let's do this"]
[Video ends]